should i tag it as request

Just a Laugh

based off this post that I love so fluffing much I couldn’t help myself

Pairing: Royality

Word count: 1769

Warnings: self-hating speech, insecurities, implied depression, homophobic speech

A/N: I might write this too with moxiety, so let me know if you’d like to see that

Tag List (let me know if you want to be added/removed): @holdnarrytight @whatin–tarnation @love-sanders-sides @demonickittykat @milk-withtwosugars @lizziepopanime @musicphanpie-b @pat-on-verge

Make the prince laugh. It was easy enough of a request, right? It should be simple; tell a funny joke, make the prince laugh, wed him. And yet here Roman was, sitting in front of the nth suitor, completely morose.

There were many reasons why he never laughed. The first and most important reason was his immense insecurities about himself. Roman wasn’t cut out to be a monarch; he was charismatic, sure, but he was arrogant, over dramatic, and quite frankly stupid. These weren’t traits that a king should have. Not to mention his body image issues. An insecure ruler would undoubtedly lead the country into a spiraling downfall.

Another, slightly less important reason was the selection of suitors. For starters, they were all either nobility or royalty. A good partner for a king could be found anywhere, even if they were straight off the streets! Plus all of them were female, a big problem for the extremely gay prince. Sure, he could tell his parents, but in the incredibly homophobic kingdom, he’d be immediately exiled… or worse. So far into the closet Prince Roman stayed.

This particular princess was just bland. She had no individual personality, like a cookie cutter of what his parents would describe as the “perfect girl.” The princess—Maira, he thought she’d said—was smart, beautiful, and obedient. Maira followed every rule, did exactly as she was told, and did so perfectly. However, this ended up making her have the personality of a brick.

Roman sunk deeper into his chair and gestured to the guard at the door to escort the girl out. He couldn’t stand another damned minute in the presence of her meaningless stories.

Soon, the prince was laying on his plush bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, and wishing he wasn’t there anymore.

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“go float yourself” // JOHN MURPHY (3/?)

request: i think you all know the request by now lmaoo - @reading-vs-reality

warnings: language as always babies

tags: @cracraforfandoms @woahmal @elizakomskaikru @helpfulchicken

A/N: part three as so many of you were kind enough to request it! thank you to everyone who added in a suggestion as to what they thought should happen! i’ve chosen: (as always, all gifs in this post were found on google. credit to the creators)

- JELOUS MURPHY (because yes please)



also, side note, someone requested a murphy smut which i think would go SO WELL with this story. if you all want it then perhaps i could include it in the next part or so? let me know! xox

“hey soulie” the cheerful voice of murphy fills your ears as you grunt and turn your back to the work you’ve been doing 

“we’re not fucking soulmates”

“ahh yes, i forgot” he teases, leaning against the tree beside you

you sigh and dig the tip of the makeshift shovel into the hard ground beneath you so it stands up by itself. “can i help you, murphy?” you ask, raising a slightly annoyed eyebrow at the boy who stood before you

“oh no i’m just here to make sure you’re doing your work” a smirk spreads across his smug face

“don’t you have work to do yourself?” you question, tilting your head slightly

“yeah. this is my work”

“watching me is your work?”

“it’s the best kind, princess”

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Gotta take advantage of this whole “Laz running away from the barn because she doesn’t wanna be in a war again” thing :3c even if yall know that these request are old af

anonymous asked:

request! mccree and hanzo arm-wrestle... who wins?

it was rlly hard to pick a winner but..

i talked to @overdrivecow who figured out that theres more to arm wrestling than just pure strength; a lot of it is in the technique, which mccree certainly learned somewhere at some point!! 


Some LS requests, Frisks + Human!Sans (There were a lot of them that was sketched out but I got no time ;;). I really appreciate the differences; their appearance/history and their personality. I find them all interesting~

Adult!Frisk in labcoat req by @sidiancoloring, Human!Sans req by @voidless, Bluebell by @askdeterminedlosers, no heal by @ask-no-heal, Tea by @teamun, Echotale!Frisk by @yoralim, Little Pup by @nyublackneko, Core!Frisk by @dokudoki

A merm pretending to be a blue sea slug.


Happy 34th Birthday, Ninomiya Kazunari! ♥