should i make one of louis too or im too lazy

anonymous asked:

Fucckkkk talk to me abt a grease au immediately

OKAY okay so 

Zayn is Danny 100%%% i mean he’s got the looks, he’s cool af but also a huge fucking DORK

and then sweet lil Liam comes to america for a summer-long vacation with his parents

and zayn falls in love with his cute lil posh accent and wide, earnest eyes and they bond over comic books and long walks on the beach

but then the summer comes to a close and it seems Liam is going to have to go back to England. he and Zayn share a passionate embrace on the beach and promise each other that it wont be goodbye

CUE PLOT TWIST

Liam’s parents have decided to stay in america!!!!!! forever!!!!!!

Liam now must attend Ridell High, a brand new american school, and everything’s different. Will he find something familiar?

CUE NIALL AS FRENCHIE

Liam meets a friend walking in on his first day, his name is Niall. He’s quite the character, with a cute laugh and dyed hair. they walk in together

(lima got a First Day of School Haircut so he’s all prim and proper now)

MEANWHILE

CUE LOUIS AS KENICKIE

Danny and Kenickie reunited after summers of sex, drugs, work, and rock and roll (or so Kenickie and the T Birds think….)

and also The Pink Ladies emerge from their summer chrysalises

CUE HARRY AS RIZZO

 (LM girls as the rest of the pink ladies? 5sos as the rest of the t birds?)

now cue flustered poor baby foreign Liam trying to get to his first class, and then Niall introducing him to the rest of the Pink Ladies (Pink Gentlemen? who cares.)

Harry immediately looks Liam up and down and decides he’s too goody goody, but the other girls ask Liam what he did this summer

and of course Liam tells them about Zayn. Not that he did Zayn.

CUE SUMMER NIGHTS

so liam tells them all abt his summer through the Power of Song

and cue Zayn’s high note (this one always made me cringe. every time i watch the movie i hate it i think it sounds awful. they should do a remake and have zayn do the high note.)

BUT OH NO

OUR AUDIENCE IS GATHERING THAT ZAYN IS NOT WHO HE APPEARED TO BE WITH LIAM!!!! HE’S LYING TO THE T BIRDS ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN BETWEEN HIM AND LIAM!!!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR OUR LOVEBIRDS?

meanwhile, innocently, the pink ladies ask Liam what the name of this perfect boy was

and she says

Zayn Malik.

Harry, a mischievous and revengeful fucker, already begins to form a plan

secretly, he’s jealous.

because

but sh. Harry Styles doesn’t have vulnerable emotions like jealousy or heartbreak. Harry Styles channels all that into revenge and sex and revenge sex.

THAT NIGHT

AT THE PEP RALLY

SWEET BABY LIMA TRIES HIS DARNEDEST AT CHEERLEADING

NIALL PROMISES A SURPRISE

AND LEADS SANDY OVER TO THE PARKING LOT

AND WHO’S THERE BUT ONE ZAYN MALIK

THEY EMBRACE

ZAYN’S VOICE BECOMES LESS COOL AND CONTROLLED

THE T BIRDS DONT UNDERSTAND HUMAN EMOTION

Zayn collects himself

and subsequently acts like an asshole to the poor baby lima bean :(

Liam lashes out and runs away, v sad.

(liams hair grows v fast. apparently.)

Niall invites him back for girls night (the genders are conFUSING HERE i didnt think ahead) and Liam goes with a little convincing

The T Birds show up at Niall’s house, Harry decides to get his kicks while he still can, and goes off with Louis

they make out

THEY DECIDE TO FUCK

LOUI S’ CONDODM BRE AKS (I CAN T BREHATE THIS IS TOOOOOOO SOON) BUT HARYR DECIDES “FUCK IT” LTIERALLY

THEY FUCK.

LATER niall tries to dye his hair. it doesnt go as plan. he drops out of beauty school.

CUE BARBARA PALVIN SERENADING HIM ABOUT GOING ABCK TO HIGH SCHOOL

meanwhile…………..

CUE SAD, PREGNANT HARRY (ig this is also mpreg? who knows. who cares.)

ALSO. ZAYN TRIED TO TOUCH LIAM’S BUTT AT THE DRIVE IN. IT WAS VERY UNAPPRECIATED BY LIAM.

LOUIS IS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE GREASE LIGHTNING BUT GETS KNOCKED OUT (as opposed to knocked up, like harry)

so Zayn drives

AND THEY WIN!!!!!! Woooooo

for some reason, this sparks some emotion in Liam, who’s been watching on the sidelines

Niall takes him back to his house for a ~make over~

CUE THE CARNIVAL THING? WHICH I NEVER UNDERSTOOD? MY SCHOOL DOESNT GIVE A CARNIVAL ON THE LAST DAY. TF.

Harry is v happy bc it turns out he’s not pregnant!!!!!! louis v happy too!!!!!!! they embrace and make out

WHEN SUDDENLY liam arrives

but it’s not sweet puppy dog earnest liam

ITS HOT LIAM.

and TA DAAAAA every thing is fixed. ig? grease makes no sense but who cares.

The End.