Fucckkkk talk to me abt a grease au immediately
OKAY okay so
Zayn is Danny 100%%% i mean he’s got the looks, he’s cool af but also a huge fucking DORK
and then sweet lil Liam comes to america for a summer-long vacation with his parents
and zayn falls in love with his cute lil posh accent and wide, earnest eyes and they bond over comic books and long walks on the beach
but then the summer comes to a close and it seems Liam is going to have to go back to England. he and Zayn share a passionate embrace on the beach and promise each other that it wont be goodbye
CUE PLOT TWIST
Liam’s parents have decided to stay in america!!!!!! forever!!!!!!
Liam now must attend Ridell High, a brand new american school, and everything’s different. Will he find something familiar?
CUE NIALL AS FRENCHIE
Liam meets a friend walking in on his first day, his name is Niall. He’s quite the character, with a cute laugh and dyed hair. they walk in together
(lima got a First Day of School Haircut so he’s all prim and proper now)
CUE LOUIS AS KENICKIE
Danny and Kenickie reunited after summers of sex, drugs, work, and rock and roll (or so Kenickie and the T Birds think….)
and also The Pink Ladies emerge from their summer chrysalises
CUE HARRY AS RIZZO
(LM girls as the rest of the pink ladies? 5sos as the rest of the t birds?)
now cue flustered poor baby foreign Liam trying to get to his first class, and then Niall introducing him to the rest of the Pink Ladies (Pink Gentlemen? who cares.)
Harry immediately looks Liam up and down and decides he’s too goody goody, but the other girls ask Liam what he did this summer
and of course Liam tells them about Zayn. Not that he did Zayn.
CUE SUMMER NIGHTS
so liam tells them all abt his summer through the Power of Song
and cue Zayn’s high note (this one always made me cringe. every time i watch the movie i hate it i think it sounds awful. they should do a remake and have zayn do the high note.)
BUT OH NO
OUR AUDIENCE IS GATHERING THAT ZAYN IS NOT WHO HE APPEARED TO BE WITH LIAM!!!! HE’S LYING TO THE T BIRDS ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN BETWEEN HIM AND LIAM!!!!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR OUR LOVEBIRDS?
meanwhile, innocently, the pink ladies ask Liam what the name of this perfect boy was
and she says
Harry, a mischievous and revengeful fucker, already begins to form a plan
secretly, he’s jealous.
but sh. Harry Styles doesn’t have vulnerable emotions like jealousy or heartbreak. Harry Styles channels all that into revenge and sex and revenge sex.
AT THE PEP RALLY
SWEET BABY LIMA TRIES HIS DARNEDEST AT CHEERLEADING
NIALL PROMISES A SURPRISE
AND LEADS SANDY OVER TO THE PARKING LOT
AND WHO’S THERE BUT ONE ZAYN MALIK
ZAYN’S VOICE BECOMES LESS COOL AND CONTROLLED
THE T BIRDS DONT UNDERSTAND HUMAN EMOTION
Zayn collects himself
and subsequently acts like an asshole to the poor baby lima bean :(
Liam lashes out and runs away, v sad.
(liams hair grows v fast. apparently.)
Niall invites him back for girls night (the genders are conFUSING HERE i didnt think ahead) and Liam goes with a little convincing
The T Birds show up at Niall’s house, Harry decides to get his kicks while he still can, and goes off with Louis
they make out
THEY DECIDE TO FUCK
LOUI S’ CONDODM BRE AKS (I CAN T BREHATE THIS IS TOOOOOOO SOON) BUT HARYR DECIDES “FUCK IT” LTIERALLY
LATER niall tries to dye his hair. it doesnt go as plan. he drops out of beauty school.
CUE BARBARA PALVIN SERENADING HIM ABOUT GOING ABCK TO HIGH SCHOOL
CUE SAD, PREGNANT HARRY (ig this is also mpreg? who knows. who cares.)
ALSO. ZAYN TRIED TO TOUCH LIAM’S BUTT AT THE DRIVE IN. IT WAS VERY UNAPPRECIATED BY LIAM.
LOUIS IS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE GREASE LIGHTNING BUT GETS KNOCKED OUT (as opposed to knocked up, like harry)
so Zayn drives
AND THEY WIN!!!!!! Woooooo
for some reason, this sparks some emotion in Liam, who’s been watching on the sidelines
Niall takes him back to his house for a ~make over~
CUE THE CARNIVAL THING? WHICH I NEVER UNDERSTOOD? MY SCHOOL DOESNT GIVE A CARNIVAL ON THE LAST DAY. TF.
Harry is v happy bc it turns out he’s not pregnant!!!!!! louis v happy too!!!!!!! they embrace and make out
WHEN SUDDENLY liam arrives
but it’s not sweet puppy dog earnest liam
ITS HOT LIAM.
and TA DAAAAA every thing is fixed. ig? grease makes no sense but who cares.