should i make a side tumblr for this

THE SIGNS AS PICK-UP LINES
  • Aries: Are you my appendix? Because I have no idea how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • Taurus: Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?
  • Gemini: Spell me. (M-E) You forgot the D. (There isn't a D in me.) NOT YET!
  • Cancer: You look a lot like my future husband, I promise to take great care of you and our kids.
  • Leo: I'd rate you a nine out of ten, only because I'm the one you're missing.
  • Virgo: I may not be photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
  • Libra: You remind me of the sun because you constantly brighten up my world.
  • Scorpio: If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, then I'd only have one dollar because you never left my thoughts after the first time.
  • Sagittarius: You must not of took your vitamins today because you look like you're lacking in vitamin me.
  • Capricorn: If you were a triangle, you'd be a right triangle because you're ALWAYS right!
  • Aquarius: I'm good at math ok. U + I = 69, and the value of I is 59 because U are a 10.
  • Pisces: You must be a masterpiece because I want to pin you up against a wall and admire you whenever I see you.

When I first became aware of the ace discourse here on tumblr, I actually considered myself an exclusionist for the most part, but I didn’t want to visibly tale a side right away because I wanted to make sure I understood what the discourse was really about. Of course this is before I realized I was gray-ace and of course the discourse made the process of my accepting that take longer than it should have, but I understood where they were coming from.

I followed a bunch of popular exclusionist blogs (that I will not name because I don’t want to start unnecessary drama) and also followed some popular inclusionist blogs so I could keep track of what both sides arguments were. Over time I noticed that the exclusionist blogs were regularly relentlessly bullying and harassing inclusionists and aces that weren’t even part of discourse and I saw them no longer making this about cishet aces but about all aces. I saw them posting things in positivity tags that didn’t belong there (which affects all aces and not the cishet ones) and I saw them purposefully trigger nd/mentally ill aces for their own amusement and I saw how their rhetoric was taken from terfs and biphobes. I even had an exclusionist “friend” at the time that I would message when I had questions about why they were doing this stuff. They essentially said it was to weed out aces from the community by making them feel unsafe because they don’t belong even if they aren’t cishet because they are “cishet apologists” that “value the feelings of cishets over actual lgbt people’s feelings”. I never saw the inclusionist blogs I followed do any of this (not trying to say that none of them have done this, too. It just seems more prevalent on the exclusionist side because I didn’t have to do anything to see this stuff happen. It was right there on my dash just from following popular exclusionist blogs).

I realized that I was aligning myself with actual bigots and that didn’t sit right with me as a pansexual nonbinary neurodivergent poc. I can’t align myself with bigots when my whole life and every aspect of who I am are already subject to bigotry. So in a way, it’s exclusionists’ fault that I’m now an inclusionist. I saw their true colors and I was honestly disgusted. I decided that I rather be part of the side of the discourse that is calling out this behavior instead of contributing to it. I rather be part of the side that isn’t obviously full of bigots.

The Signs as shit my friends have said and done

Aries: You know what’s worse than leaving them on read? Leaving them on unread.

Taurus: “There’s no more pizza” *leaves*

Gemini: I know I started this whole thing, but maybe we should stop

Cancer: You’ve only given me three hugs today. What’s up with that?

Leo: “Where are you going” To my home, where the food is edible and someone makes it for me

Virgo: I have all the tea and I’m ready to spill when the time is right

Libra: I don’t have an online shopping problem, I have an online shopping interest

Scorpio: I wouldn’t be such a hoe if I wasn’t so damn irresistible

Sagittarius: I heard that if you put chapstick on your eyelids, you can get high. Wanna try it with me?

Aquarius: For my birthday I want you all to name yourselves after me!

Pisces: First person to win sleeps… I win!

anonymous asked:

any fics with taekook as a side couple? main couple doesn't matter, also, what are the admins otps aside from vkook? ~(⁰▿⁰)~

Yesyes okay, hi annoniee~~ ((I’m back from the dead yo)) Also, my other otps are Taegi and Yoonminsoek I might cry ;;__;; {and vmin but like who doesn’t ship vmin tbh}

Nothing Personal (I’ve hit an all time low)  You may be a smartass literature teacher but you sure as hell are really oblivious to these very obvious wooing attempts our coworkers are trying au

(This is a fluff and crack fic which is seriously my fav!!! {Namjin main})

Boys who Talk Shit™ When Yoongi enrolled in BTS (aka Boys who Talk Shit) Boarding School, he wasn’t really expecting to be the only ‘straight’ (to be read sarcastically) guy in a room of seven geniuses (aka children aged five to ten, honestly). Plus four pet spiders. Yes, plural.

(The main ship is Yoonmin but it is overflowing with Taekook content ngl)

First Kick Drum, Second Snare Drum  Namjoon is Taehyung’s adoptive father, and spends so long worrying about Taehyung that he forgets how to worry about himself.

(I HAV E SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS FIC {da main ship is Namjin btw})

Galaxy S♡ “We all have those memories that don’t end even when everything is over. Some call that critical error. Others call it human existence.”

(Main Seokmin. Android au. Angst. I cry)

Cocoa Puffs  Somewhere between fake basketball matches and even faker marriages, Park Jimin learns that camp is for fun, and summer is for butterflies.

(Main Yoonmin.)

Watchers of the Eternal Flame Jimin goes to Rio de Janeiro to live his passion. He leaves Rio de Janeiro having found his dream.

(Main Seokmin. This is so well written. Pls when will Mindheist notice me and my love,, I am ready to elope.)

Cupcakes of Forgiveness Jimin’s roommate likes to have loud, obnoxious, raunchy sex. So he camps out on the neighbor’s couch.

(I laugh. Main Yoonmin.)

An Aperture in Fine Balance Fake Marriage AU in which Yoongi is an up and coming rapper whose fame had blown up in Korea, traveled throughout Asia and has now landed him in the States. Meanwhile, Jimin is in America to study photography and find success in this land of freedom. Except for one problem. His school’s policy for financial aid requires him to be either over the age of 24, have a child, or be married.Considering the fact that he’s only 21 and can’t have a kid, Jimin is left with the last option.That’s where Yoongi comes in the picture.

Chasing Smoke Into Wings In which Jimin is of the rare human species and his future doctor instincts would not allow his conscience to overlook the scent of smoke that clings to the Very Attractive Barista at that café near campus.

(QUality content right here mmm. Main Yoonmin.)

I hope you have fun with these anonnie!!!

♡ Admin N(ezzie)

Liam Payne Is A Teddy Bear (A Masterpost Of Liam Smiling)

Because when you’re sad or feeling blue or just plain okay, you just need a lil itsy tiny bit of Leeyum smiling to feel better.

He lights up like a christmas tree on steroids

 I call this trying not to cry, end up crying a lot

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Maybe you never completely get over someone, maybe as day goes by it becomes easier that they are not part of your world anymore. And that should be okay. People will not stay in our lives forever, the sooner we accept it, the easier it will make our life.
—  Excerpts from a story I’ll never write 
Capricorn & Pisces
  • Capricorn, comes and sits next to Pisces in the cafe: Hey there
  • Pisces, reading a book, doesn't even look up: Shouldn't you be working instead of bothering the customer?
  • Capricorn:
  • Capricorn, bites lower lip: Shouldn't you be doing me instead of reading?
  • Pisces, goes wide-eyed and glances at Capricorn:
  • Pisces, smirks pervertedly: Your right- I should. What time do you get off?
  • Capricorn, about to make a witty remark: How about we meet up at-
  • Virgo, yelling from the back: Capricorn! Instead of flirting why don't you help me make these damn orders!!

I’m mad more people aren’t reblogging my dumb spike as regina george edit so you know what here’s another dumb edit you ungrateful children

**SIDE NOTE: I’m not laughing at men in dresses, I’m laughing because THEY ARE PETTY AS HELL AND THIS COMPARISON IS PERFECT LIKE

“We should all just. STAB. SPIKE!!”

“Angel, stop trying to make a soul happen. It’s not going to happen.”

“Yeah, I was just playing paintball!”

Just because that person is disagree with you..that doesn’t mean they doesnt have a reasonable point.

The youtuber I liked is A TRANS HERSELF and she did have a valid point on certain issues if you ACTUALLY WATCHED HER VIDEO. OFc, you did not even want to listen to other opinions, instead you stay in own bubble of opinions which make you a biased person.

I am not against anyone who holds their own ideology, rather Im against an ideology who promotes violence and intolerance just like the person whos been calling me out.

Tbh I wholly support of women’s rights of having the same equal rights as men. BUT right now the said movement has become so violent and intolerant that they should KILL ALL MEN. This is what IM AGAINST WITH. GOSH

The reason I seek other side of opinions because I HAVE listen ENOUGH of what the common tumblr side has been preaching about. I need to listen the opposite views too to make my OWN judgement for this. This is how I MAKE MY own judgement instead of falling into SHEEP’S MIND which at one point IM ALMOST FALL INTO.

its annoying that otherkin culture on tumblr or at least on the fictionkin side of tumblr its become like. horrible to question people. its all about complimenting each other and trading commodities (ie art, playlists, etc). which isn’t inherently bad its just now Bad to do anything else. please question me. please point out inconsistencies in things I say. please ask me questions about things you think I should be able to remember. I want to explore my identity and past lives. The rest of fictionkin culture is hollow to me, as someone with problems making friends and who isn’t affected by generalized positivty and content created by people unfamiliar with the source. I used to get questions about memories and such all the time, but I think it has actually been literal months since I have gotten a question about my memories or my identity on tumblr.

which side of the coin are you on?

I don’t know if I should walk away or stay at your side. Because every time I make a move, you pulling me back, and when I’m already there holding your hand, you’re pushing me away. I would like to remind you, I’m not a toy, reconsider my feelings, I love you, no doubt, so tell me the words, then I’ll give you what you wish for, be brave enough to stand to your own feelings, cause I’m too sure about what I truly feels. Whatever the words you’ll going to say, I’ll accept it with all my heart, because only your words can set me free.
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: if simba spent most of his childhood and part of his adulthood eating plants and insects with timone and pumba, then what happened when he went back to pride rock? Did he keep his altered diet? Lions are natural carnivores and simba was no longer living under timone and pumba's rules, so he should've been allowed to eat what he wanted. He should instinctively want to eat animals, but he was raised to eat bugs. Simba's strange diet might inspire the other lions to eat insects as well, and then the entire ecosystem would be thrown off. Oh my god.
Evolutionary Psychology: Shipping Makes A Lot Of Sense

Before I elaborate, I should probably start with an explanation of what evolutionary psychology is. The basic principle behind evolution in general is this: organisms that survive, find a mate, and reproduce, shape the future of their species by passing on the traits that helped them succeed.

Evolutionary psychology is the idea that both physical and mental traits are passed on to shape the species. Examples: flirting, romantic attraction, etc, are psychological traits that have been selected for by evolution because those who have it are more likely to reproduce.

There’s a sociological component to this as well. It’s been argued that, among animals that live in groups, traits like compassion can also be selected for. The reasoning behind this is that, in a community of animals where there are at least some individuals who are genetically predisposed to help others, the community’s overall survival rate will be higher, so that community as a whole will do better and contribute more to the future of the species.

Here’s where shipping comes in. At its core, shipping is when you choose two (or more) individuals that you admire, individuals who you see as prime examples of their species, and want/encourage them to be in a relationship, and (usually) to reproduce. Back before humans became the world’s most powerful species, social groups were very important to survival. If your social group broke apart, you’d be vulnerable and probably wouldn’t survive. On the other hand, if people in your social group enthusiastically encouraged each other to form relationships and supported said relationships once formed, the community would not only survive, but grow in strength.

Shipping: a social trait that evolved to strengthen society.

EDIT: Nope. Not true. I made a bad assumption and immortalized it in a bad post. Don’t listen to me, I know not what I’m talking about…



WTF?! So apparently, staff decided to automatically make author portraits visible when posting from a side blog - this is pretty dangerous for people who run side blogs that can’t or should not be associated with their main blog - I think of the “fandomhatesxxx” blogs or xkit-extension (xkitguy) or a lot of trans folks blogs and the like. 

So WTF? 

You can remove it by going to the settings page for your side blog(s) and clicking the slider next to Blog Avatar - Show author portraits. It’s enable by default because staff actively hates its users.

Positive aspect about not having a real Destiel kiss scene yet

I don’t sit there all day watching it on a loop smiling like an idiot while slowly withering away because of dehydration

there’s a quote out there about making people love villains by making villains love each other aND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THE RANSKAHOV BROTHERS. WHY WAS I SO UPSET WHEN THEY DIED THEY WERE SUCH HORRIBLE PEOPLE IM SO CONFUSED. IS IT BECAUSE OF “WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO MOSCOW LIKE YOU WANTED” SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS.

hey just so you all know my tumblr mobile isn’t working on my iPad (which is one of the only two devices I can still access my tumblr on) so I’m down to just using my phone now :/ please please please follow @repulsiongel that’ll be where I remake should I get locked out of this tumblr (bc tumblr support refuses to help me 🙃)