Vader: [text] happy empire day!!!!! 🥂
Vader: doing anything fun today???
Obi-Wan: You cannot be serious.
Obi-Wan: Yes, Anakin, I celebrate the time the republic fell, and I found out that you had pledged yourself to evil.
Vader: oh fine be a bummer about it 🙄
Obi-Wan: How should I be about it? Hmm? What would you have me do?
Vader: i dunno, we had a sheet cake in the break room today. that was fun
Obi-Wan: Fine. I’ll get myself a cake. I’ll have them put “Happy “Day I Cut Off All Of Anakin’s Remaining Limbs” Day” on it.
Vader: fuck u
Vader: FINE next year MY cake will say ‘happy obiwans biggest failure day’
Obi-Wan: Next year I shall send you a card with a photo of my hair THAT I STILL HAVE.
Vader: well ill send U a shirtless pic of what i looked like before u maimed me
Obi-Wan: And I’ll send YOU an old picture of me smiling, since you took HAPPINESS away from ME!
Vader: ill send U a picture of those pants i had that u liked because u took THOSE away from ME
Vader: u know what im talking about 😘
Obi-Wan: Kriff my life. I really am going to block your number.
Vader: sure 😏
HEADCANON THAT SIMON IS A COMPLETE FUCKING SAP WHEN IT COMES TO TAKA AND CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY AND NAHYUTA N SIMON N ATHENA ARE SAT AT A TABLE W PARTY HATS ON AND TAKAS WEARING A TINY LIL HAT AND HE HAS A BIRD FRIENDLY CAKE AND INTERNALLY NAHYUTA IS LIKE "I can't believe that my boyfriend will celebrate his bird's birthday but not his own"