Would You Rather: Homestuck Canon Edition
1. Get a 12-book series about the Ancestors (including the Handmaid’s story, detailed full-page illustrations in more than half of the chapters, and lots of the heavier themes from the comic).
2. Read a full, “5”-act release of Hivebent on MSPA (in which we get tons of canon interactions and lots of epic battle scenes).
3. Play 6 more flashes of the Dancestors (in which everyone interacts with everyone at least twice, we get full characterization of everyone, there are canon titles for the Beforan ancestors, and we learn exactly what happened to Mituna).
4. Hiveswap releases at all.