should have asked mom

I TOLD YOU I WOULD

WELLLLLlll okay it’s not a shirt, but only because the original image itself was an odd dimension size and a bit too small and resizing it would have made it blurry when printing on a shirt. BUT when I get a bit of free time (pffttttcute Xedra, ‘free time’) I want to remake the image to be of a high enough resolution to print on a shirt. :D

But I do love me some mugs, so I’m more than pleased as punch right now. A mighty thirst indeed ahuhuhuh~ :D Thanks so much, @asrielisdeadandfloweyisabitch <3

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Titan redraw #8

I’m amazed I was even able to move, let alone draw.

Issues

The song is  Issues by Julia Michaels

———-

I’m jealous, I’m overzealous
When I’m down, I get real down
When I’m high, I don’t come down
I get angry, baby, believe me
I could love you just like that
And I could leave you just this fast

“Why didn’t you tell me!?!” You shout, throwing down Jason’s domino mask

“I couldn’t trust you! I was going to tell you soon, I promise!”

You snarl, “So you didn’t trust me!? You made me fall in love with you, only to dump this on me?!” Letting out a sob you sink into the couch, “What if you die out there, Jay? What am I gonna do then?”

“I’ll just have to make extra sure that I don’t die then, won’t I?”

But you don’t judge me
‘Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too
No, you don’t judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too

“Don’t judge me, asshole, just help me down”

Jason chuckles and reaches up, “How did this happen?”

You huff, letting him take some of the dishes that had tried to cascade down on you, “I just wanted some Tupperware, and when I tried to grab it, everything fell on me!! It’s like your apartment is boobytrapped!”

“It’s not boobytrapped, you were just too lazy to move everything on top” Jason grabbed your waist, and gently lifted you off of the counter.

“I said that you couldn’t judge me, if you start judging me about this, I’m going to start judging you for getting stuck in the dryer”

Jason huffed, “You said you wouldn’t bring that up!”

“Well, when you get stuck trying to hide in the dryer, just because Dick can, I don’t really think you have any room to judge my Tupperware avalanche, do you?”

“No” Jason grumbled.

'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

“I died, Y/N, I died and he did nothing, he let my killer get away. I just can’t face him, I don’t think I can, not yet” Jason whispered. He tucked you tightly into his side and pulled the blankets over your heads, “Is it so bad to never want to get out of bed?”

You sigh, gently running your fingers through his hair, “He still loves you, they all do, Jaybird. You might not be ready to forgive him, but just know that he loves you”

“I know, I know he does, it’s just … every time I see him that old anger comes up, I don’t know how to get over that”

“Have you tried talking about it?”

He snorted, “I’m talking about it with you”

You press a kiss to the side of his chest, “But I’m not the one who you’re angry at”

“You’re right”

“And even though you’re mad at Bruce, you can’t take it out on your brothers, that includes Tim. He looks up to you, you know”

“He does?”

“Yeah, he does. Maybe you should have a guy’s night. Mom asked me to come visit this weekend, so it would be the perfect time”

Jason hummed, “Maybe that’s a god idea”

You smile and snuggle closer to your boyfriend. Sometimes he just needed a little push in the right direction.

Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you

You do shit on purpose
You get mad and you break things
Feel bad, try to fix things
But you’re perfect
Poorly wired circuit
And got hands like an ocean
Push you out, pull you back in

“WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?!?!” Jason shouts, throwing his mug of coffee against the wall.

“YOU KILLED AGAIN!!! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULND’T!!!!!!” You yell

“He was raping and selling women!! I couldn’t let his continue to do that!”

“You could have sent him to jail! You didn’t have to shoot him!”

Jason rakes his fingers through his hair, “What if it had been you!?! What if he had touched you!?”

“What?” you whisper

“A few days ago I was watching you walk home from work, and I saw him. He was watching you, stalking you. What if he had attacked, would you still hate me for killing him?”

“Oh baby” Jason steps forward and pulls you into his arms, tucking your face into his neck.

“I can’t lose you, Y/N, I can’t let you get hurt, and if you hate me for protecting you, then you’ll just have to keep hating me”

“I could never hate you, Jaybird. I love you”

“I love you too”

'Cause you don’t judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too
No, you don’t judge me
'Cause you see it from same point of view

“Why did we come here?” you whisper, watching in horror as Bruce flounces around in his Brucie persona.

“You agreed” Jason hissed, “I told you that we shouldn’t go, but you wanted to play dress up”

“This was a terrible idea”

Jason chuckled and pressed a kiss to your forehead, “Why don’t you wait here, and I’ll get us some drinks?”

“I’m gonna need a drink if I have to watch Bruce any longer”

Almost as soon as Jason walks away, you’re approached by some drunk idiot, “’bout time you sent him away, baby”

“Excuse me? You need to back off”

“Chill out, baby. I just want to have some fun” He leaned forward, boxing you into the wall

Suddenly a large hand gripped the back of his jacket, “You might want to back off, buddy, before something really bad happens”

The guy glances over his shoulder at Jason and smirks, “No need to get mad, dude. I don’t mind sharing”

Jason snarled and threw the guy off of you, “Get the fuck off my girlfriend, pig” when Jason pulls you into a hug you smirk at the guy on the floor, “Let’s let out of here, baby”

“Yeah, let’s go.”

'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

“You know, we’re pretty fucked up”

Jason chuckles, “I’d have to agree with you, baby”

Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you

And one of them is how bad I need you
(I got issues, you got 'em too)

“If you leave me, I’ll kill you”

“I’d never leave you, baby”

You sniffle, “Even though I’m sick? You still love me?”

He leans forward and kisses your cheek, “Yes I still love you, even though you’re sick, now take youre medicine”

Whining you try to squirm out of Jason’s grasp, “I don’t wanna take it, it tastes gross”

“I know it tastes gross, but you have to take it to get better”

After taking your medicine and drinking a glass of orange juice you curl back up on the couch, “You know, it’s scary how much I need you”

“I know exactly what you mean”

'Cause I got issues
(I got)
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
(You got 'em too)
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
(I got issues)
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
(You got 'em too)
It takes to solve 'em

“What if it’s positive? What are we gonna do, Jay?”

“We’ll have to tell my brothers that they’ll be uncles”

You snort, “God, could you imagine how that conversation would go?!”

“Yeah, they would probably beat the shit out of me, and then go out and buy baby stuff with you”

Reaching out for Jason’s hand you give it a squeeze, “Are you alright with this?”

“Honestly? I’m kinda excited”

“Really?!” You yelp, not expecting that answer

“I mean, I’ve always wanted kids, especially with you, so yeah, I’m excited”

This timer goes off in the next room, “Well, let’s see if we have anything to be excited about”

Yeah, I got issues (I got)
And one of them is how bad I need you (You got 'em too)
Yeah, I got issues (I got issues)
And one of them is how bad I need you (You got 'em too)
Yeah, I got issues (I got)
And one of them is how bad I need you

Scott McCall AU (part 3)

Plot: Any permanent mark your soulmate gets, you get. Along with a distinct, unique tattoo that appears after an important moment in your soulmate’s life, however, you have no idea how you get away clean

A/N: Sorry this is late but enjoy and feedback is appreciated.

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“We have to go back!” You yelled.

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andromedasstars  asked:

Hi, I was wondering if you had any headcanons for Abby and Neil? I mean everyone knows that boy needs good loving parental figures and as Wymack pretty much has 'team-dad' covered...

I’VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THIS OK NEIL NEEDS A GENTLE MOTHERING SOUL (this entire thing is cheesy but I’m a sucker for that shit so here we go)

  • neil knows mothers as hard and punishing and tough love
  • he recognizes his mother’s brand of love because he grew up around her
  • he recognizes being beaten for a wrong move because he needs to be safe
  • he recognizes love as caring for him even if its harsh and cold
  • its why he doesnt need to be told “i love you” by andrew and why he doesnt need to say it back
  • he knows love as protection with angry words and fists
  • and later he knows love as andrews hand on his neck and a rough pat on the back after a game
  • he doesnt recognize love as soft words and gentle hands, so maybe thats why he doesnt recognize abbys actions towards him

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The Party Crashers

Orphan Brigade [High School Years]: Geoffs boys are growing up fast. They’re attending High School, meeting girls and participating in epic heists.

Trigger Warning: Guns and Violence


Ryan’s parents were typical socialites. They were always well dressed with faux-perky personalities. Every weekend was spent at extravagant events all over the city. They would grasp any excuse to host parties of their own. Which was why Ryan had dreaded his graduation. 

The party was an over the top, lavish affair. Filled with people he barely recognised and had no interest in socialising with. He counted down the hours until he could escape to Geoffs penthouse and spend the rest of the night with his true family. 

Ryan looked up with a relieved sigh as he spotted Meg walk through the door. She had a similar upbringing to him. Their mothers were close friends, so he had known her since she had been born. Meg was one of the few people who understood how draining and dull the socialite lifestyle could actually be. 

He walked over with a calm smile, passing her a drink. “Purple today huh?” He asked, gesturing to her glistening hair. 

“You should have seen my moms face when she saw it.” Meg laughed discreetly. “I thought her head was going to implode. You’d think it was the end of the world the way she reacts.” 

“Well, I think it suits you.” Ryan complimented her with an easy smile. Meg was a good friend and helped him to feel more at ease despite the situation. 

His peace was short lived as gun shots were heard at the entrance to the party. 

“What the hell…?” Ryan muttered under his breath.

“Where is he?!” A brutish man stormed into the party, waving the gun above his head. Two other burly men followed behind him. “Where is the Vagabond!” 

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whenever bitty says anything remotely NSFW or inappropriate the Frogs cover their ears and scream “MOOOOM STOOOPP”

Bitty thinks it’s the sweetest most hilarious thing he’s ever seen

they extend it to Jack too, his dry jokes and chirps are met with “Dad PLS”

Baby Levi & Mama

Who are you people, I only know where 2 of you came from

Netflix’s ASOUE

so I just finished binge watching the entire series and I have to say it was remarkable. The casting was great. I loved how they seemed to know their characters very well. And the quotes in the book oh my the smart quotes were used! There were a few changes but they didn’t affect the story in a major way so it’s still on track. The added scenes were great and I’m really excited to know where it’s heading.

So I’m going to just randomly sprout out the things that i love in it so this will be very messy and yes it will contain some spoilers so if you haven’t watched it yet don’t read the words that follow.

There were a few references to ATWQ and I.LOVE.IT:

- the “When Did You See Her Last” line referring to sunny

- “typist”

- “that’s the wrong question”

- “the question she should have asked is…”

- and OMG violet says her mom said “Do the scary thing first, get scared later.” and this is like Lemony’s motto before he became an adult bfhjsebhjd

- there might be more idk

I also love all the VFD elements like the symbol was everywhere, the map of the city is shaped like it, montgomery’s labyrinth is similar, the outline for lake lachymose, and the tunnels! the tunnels gawd they are already giving us places from the 6th book and the names! THE NAMES on the tunnel like how? There were names like “Strauss” and “Hal” and though I couldn’t be sure if they are vfd members i can’t really be sure either why their names are there. 

The Spyglass thing from the movie was followed. This wasn’t really in the books but i think this is a very important device for the series because at the end, we see klaus and duncan holding out a piece for the spyglass and i just can’t wait for them to put it all together??? I also love how the Quagmire parents are shown because we literally have no idea about them in the books??? 

And who is Jacquelyn exactly? She is like very active in the firefighting side as shown in the series but we don’t know her at all? She had a lot of background agendas and she helped the baudelaires that for a moment i was thinking maybe they let Jacques become a woman and named her Jacquelyn? But then she has a different last name i forgot what it was  but i think it sounded like a warped version of “Snicket” idk. And then I also thought she might be Kit? What if she was really Kit. But in the end I am also hoping that she might be R. Oh gawd, I hope she’s actually R because i really liked her from Lemony’s writings and we don’t get to see her. But maybe she is just Jacquelyn, a character handler wants to introduce.

And Georgina is like Olaf’s ex? hahahaha did not see that one coming and is the taxi driver in wide window the ishmael from The End? Kinda hoping they’d meet Bruce at the end of ep. 4 though, but I liked the Larry scene. Also 90% sure it was Esme at the quagmire fire? (i really hope she was the one who burned the baudelaire mansion though, i want to see and feel the same emotion i’ve felt in a scene in the 13th book) 

the sebald code wasn’t exactly as it was in the books but i understand because SC is hard to visualize (they could’ve followed the script from TUA but i might be asking too much). Plus the way to decode it using the spyglass was creative.

I was really hoping to see the swordfight scene though but i understand how it must be too difficult to be done, like how sir’s face should have been covered with smoke all the time. also i did not expect the library in lucky smells to be so full? like yes they were full of the same books but i was expecting it to contain only three books. i was also hoping there’d be a lot of Jacques action like for example we’d see him investigating the Firstein murder.

but all in all it was an awesome experience and i could not wait to see the rest of the installment ugh ugh i want it all 

anonymous asked:

The White Bang Gang should have a club house, well, maybe an apartment would be more affordable for a bunch of reckless young adults who fight crime

a bunch of…reckless young adults….living under one roof…. whoever came up with this idea will regret it soon

Okay, so, I cut my hand.

Or more specifically, I chopped my finger. Was using a knife, slipped, and cut myself. Pretty badly too, it’s deep.

I got blood all over my bathroom sink, scared my mom a bit when I called her because it wouldn’t stop bleeding: “What do I do when applying pressure for 5-minutes doesn’t work?”

Apply pressure for longer. lol

(She didn’t say that. She came over, bringing gauze and peroxide and a bunch of stuff.)

I’m not terribly hurt. My boo-boo’s in that in-between place where we’re actually not sure if I should go have this looked at. Mom even asked "So what do you want to do?“

I decided against going to  the emergency.

Now I’m not the sort of person to loose it when something happens. Honestly I’m one of those people who gets very calm. Like my brain knows: ”Don’t freak; deal with it.“ But for a while, there, it was tense. My cut just would-not-stop-bleeding.

Not fast - if I was bleeding out, yeah, I would have called an ambulance not my mother. But like a steady, constant oozing.

Now my finger’s wrapped in gauze and tape, it’s starting to throb but no real pain. Which is good because I have Motrin (great for migraines) but not sure that’d help if my hand was hurting bad enough that I wanted something for that.

No harm. I’m good. I’m fine … of course, any evidence at all of infection, weakness, nausea (anything weird) and I’ll suck it up and go to the ER. But for now I’m good. I’m really not worried.

(Seriously, I think I sliced the tip of my finger clean off. O_O)

anonymous asked:

Um I have recently learned that somebody rewrote the HP series with Harry as a Slytherin. Do you know about this? If so can you put the link below?

There are actually quite a few Slytherin!Harry series that span Harry’s time at Hogwarts! My favorite is Leo Inter Serpentes (Aeternum, 528k so far); currently, the first five books are done, and I really love Harry’s character development and his relationship with Draco, as well as the way that Snape becomes a father figure to him. There’s also Cunning and Ambition (MinaAndChao, 372k), which is fun but was abandoned during sixth year, and Sacrifices Arc (Lightning on the Wave, over 2 million words), which is a much darker Slytherin!Harry series in which Harry has a twin brother (it also has some themes of abuse and many characters die in it, so it gets pretty bleak).

Slytherin!Harry is a favorite of mine, so I hope you enjoy these series! 

i drew an editorial cartoon.

image description: Panel 1: a person wearing blue faces an autistic person wearing red and says “It’s not that I hate you, I just don’t think anyone like you should ever be born!” The autistic person in red looks annoyed and is holding a sign depicting the autism speaks puzzle piece with a red “NO” circle symbol over it.

Panel 2: an anonymous tumblr ask reading “your mom should have aborted you lol”

underneath red writing reads “Is there really a difference?”

Braving Diversity: Intro Post

First off: Don’t panic and don’t start changing characters skin colors all willy-nilly because people aren’t the sum of their skin color. Depending on your story, you might just need to add in a description, but you want to make sure that this isn’t all you’re doing.

Many white people feel like they need permission to write a story about a person of color. Many people think they need permission to write about someone that they don’t identify with. Straight writing gay characters, White writing people of color, people of color writing another culture. You don’t need permission to write about an experience or different point of view. You simply just do it. You write it with caution, concern, and most of all respect and dignity to the characters’ culture.

How do you do that?

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