shotgun beer

This man walks into your room and tells you to shotgun his beer or else he is going to tell Jason that you are the biggest pussy in the frat and you deserve to get hazed even though you aren’t a pledge wyd?

anonymous asked:

i need a list of all the stupid shit no one would expect Bitty to do other than trying to pick Tater up on the ice

okay so i had this half written and then didnt touch my computer for a week oops. so a list of stupid shit bitty has done that no one expects despite the fact he is a college student, a hockey player, a boy, and only 21:

  1. shotgunned a beer at 10am the friday before finals bc fuck his life he’d been studying all week and if he aint ready now hes never gonna be
  2. once nearly took out the legs of the dining room table trying to escape a post workout holster by sliding through the kitchen
  3. ate a cold pizza straight from the box for breakfast because he was running late to class and it had been left on the table the night before
  4. nearly fell off the roof while smoking with shitty and lardo
  5. actually fell into the school swimming pool when the current seniors decided they wanted to break into the pool at 3am on a whim
  6. nearly got arrested for trespassing in the park after dark bc shitty decided he wanted to play frisbee in the dark at 11pm
    1. bitty actually was the least likely to get arrested considering he straight up vaulted over a short brick wall and tore down the side of hill away from the cop car
    2. the others were honestly really impressed with his reaction time
  7. did several chinese fire drills with the frogs the last time they drove to providence to see the falcs play (nursey nearly didn’t make it back into the car the very last time)
  8. did a shot of absinthe to prove that his alcohol tolerence was amazing fuck you very much zack jimmermann
  9. woke up the next morning on the cursed couch with a box of mickey d’s chicken nuggets sitting on his stomach and possibly a rash from said cursed couch
  10. bus surfed (as in, balancing in the aisles without holding on not on top of the bus) on the local bus and nearly killed an old lady
  11. rode down the Haus stairs in a laundry basket bc other than lardo and foxtrot he was the only one who would fit (lardo was too stressed and foxtrot has done some stupid shit with the boys but she at least has that much sense)

honestly i could probably come up with more but this was getting long

College Gothic
  • You wake up. Someone is screaming. Someone is always screaming. “What are they celebrating?” you ask your roommate. They don’t know. No one ever knows.
  • It’s finals week. Your final begins at 8 AM in room 100 of the main hall. You finish your final and stand up, only to find yourself waiting outside of room 100 with other anxious students. It is 7:54 AM. You don’t remember walking here.
  • You buy another Red Bull with the last change in your pocket. “That’ll be $3.57″ the cashier says. You stare at her. She works here all the time. You cannot remember seeing another cashier.
  • It’s time to enroll in classes and the enrollment system is down. You call the school’s IT department. “But it says you’re already enrolled,” they say. You check your account. You are not enrolled. You have never been enrolled.
  • “Try the library,” the girl suggests when the study room is full. Exhausted, you wander around the study room for hours. When you finally find an empty seat, a girl in a lime green sweater rushes over and sits down. The chair creaks. She sat at the last empty desk you found. She’s sat at every empty desk you’ve found.
  • You pose for a picture with the school mascot. “Help me,” he whispers through his mask. You look startled, and the student holding the camera grimaces. The next week, the school unveils a new mascot uniform. It doesn’t have a mouth.
  • You’re shotgunning a beer when someone pushes it away and forces a new beer down your throat. You cannot stop drinking. You wait for dawn to come. You are suddenly 90% beer.
College Party Head Canons - Haikyuu!! Version

AN: Since I responded to the first anon about drinking and being sad about Ushijima, I thought about hcs of what some of the older characters would be like at a party LOL THIS ISN’T THE EVENT I WANTED TO PLAN, THO, SO NO WORRIES, this is just something fun and small

for some reason I only did HQ characters I’m sorry but if you want KnB characters, too, lemme know LOL

WARNING: Alcohol mention!

pls drink responsibly


akaashi

  1. Was dragged along against his will because Bokuto really wanted to go
  2. Has never drank alcohol before, let alone go to a party
  3. Stumbled upon punch and had at least 5 cups and on his way to the 6th he was like, “Bokuto-san, I think there’s something wrong with this drink….”
  4. And Bokuto’s like, “Akaashi! How many cups of jungle juice have you had!?”
  5. And Akaashi’s like, “This juice is from the jungle?”
  6. Looooves kissing, so he’ll be giving kisses left and right.
  7. He can surprisingly handle himself well, so despite being his first time, he’s well off, but Bokuto has to help him walk a little bit.
  8. He’s more talkative when drunk, but otherwise more or less same. Smiles a bit more, if anything.

bokuto

  1. The one that hogs the beer pong table and remains “king of the court”
  2. He’s the overly friendly “host-of-the-house-but-not-really” guy that tilts your head back and puts the bottle to your mouth to drink.
  3. Fully believes in liquid courage to talk to people he finds attractive.
  4. Drinks more when he gets rejected LOL
  5. Very cuddly to everyone! It’s very cute, actually. Everyone at the party enjoys Bokuto’s hugs and little kisses.
  6. Is the tank out of the whole group; he can outdrink everyone and still be literate, aside from Ushihima (it takes Ushijima a loootttt to feel anything)
  7. Bokuto’s just a wildcard and the type of drunk he is really depends on his mood. If he had a good day, he’ll be very affectionate and still just as loud, but if he’s not feeling well, he’ll spend a lot of the time in the bathroom crying with Akaashi and Kuroo waiting outside the door.

iwaizumi

  1. He’s very sensitive to hard liquor, but a tank with beer. Two shots and he’s done, but he needs like ten beers to feel something.
  2. A bit of a wallflower when it comes to parties, mostly because he doesn’t care for dancing or hooking up.
  3. Stumbles around to find the best partner skills-wise to play beer pong with.
  4. Even when drunk, he gets nervous going into the closet to make out with someone for 7 minutes, but he never regrets going in. He got a blow job once.
  5. Thinks drunk sex is the best sex he’s ever had. Because of that, if he finds someone he likes, he’ll be whispering dirty things in their ear as they talk and tries to take people home.
  6. At one party, the house owners owned a cat, and he stayed with the cat the whole night while Kuroo fetched his alcohol for him.
  7. He’s the “acting tough” drunk, trying to convince everyone that he’s all right. Most likely to be carried out by Bokuto and Kuroo while Oikawa opens the door to a Lyft LOL

kuroo

  1. Definitely making out with someone within minutes of everyone coming in.
  2. If he’s not making out with someone, he’ll be facillitating or playing a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, Truth or Dare, or Spin the Bottle.
  3. Does beer bongs for fun because he’s weird like that.
  4. Likes to throw out compliments to everyone he sees; “You look great in that dress~”, “Your hair looks so good today~”, “You’re so cute and pink from the alcohol~!” He likes to whisper them veeerryy closely in your ear.
  5. Eats all the snacks.
  6. Wears a bro tank because he knows the house is gonna be warm with all the body heat, but he doesn’t mind.
  7. He’s also the affectionate drunk, but the nsfw affectionate LOL but he can’t help it! Because he likes hugging everyone, his actions look like he’s a wobbly drunk.

oikawa

  1. The eye candy of the party; everyone wants to be taken home by this man heh.
  2. The socialite; he likes to say his hellos to everyone before grabbing a drink.
  3. Spends most of his time on the dance floor grinding and dancing with everyone.
  4. The lightweight LOL he can only handle a few drinks at a time.
  5. After those few drinks, he likes to give everyone kisses on the cheek because he’s so happy!
  6. Takes lots of pictures and snapchats of the party to show everyone what they’re missing out.
  7. Uses beer pong as a scheme to get close to someone he thinks is cute.
  8. He’ll kiss/make out with people at the party, but refuses to “take someone home” unless they’re a friend.
  9. He’s very giggly and cute when he’s drunk. His words slur a little, but his smile is so big and bright!

terushima

  1. Oh, man, is this guy the life of the party or what.
  2. He likes to be the dj at parties because he likes being the center of attention.
  3. Isn’t really into hard liquor, so he’ll take a beer. Loves shotgunning beers.
  4. Participates in 7 Mins/T or D/Spin the Bottle, also. Personally, he prefers 7 Mins in Heaven because he can do a lot more in 7 minutes.
  5. He’s the one in everyone’s snapchat stories because he’s super cool and everyone knows who he is.
  6. The one that knows all the cool dance moves so he kills it and hypes it up on the dance floor
  7. Terushima knows what he wants, so when he sees someone he likes, he has tunnel vision and sets his eyes on them and stays with them the entire night until he can crack them with his charm.
  8. To be honest, even when drunk, he’s almost exactly the same. Sometimes people can’t tell if he’s drunk or not because he doesn’t change.

ushijima

  1. This little shit is a tank in its truest form. It takes so much to get him to feel anything. Sometimes he leaves the party that way and he gets pouty and disappointed.
  2. More interested in the drinking games because of his naturally competitive nature.
  3. Doesn’t like beer and doesn’t like mixed drinks because they’re not strong enough and he always has to pee, so he prefers hard liquor.
  4. Outdrinks anyone and everyone. No one dares to challenge him because they enjoy their life.
  5. When he does feel something, he gets louder and more talkative. His form of affection is slinging his arm around someone’s shoulder and leaning on them a little bit for support.
  6. If he sees someone he likes at a party, he kabedons them because he doesn’t know social skills LOL
  7. His wildest story was taking over the 7 Mins in Heaven closet and spending waaay more than 7 mins with someone in there ~
  8. Always makes Goshiki the designated driver
  9. As a drunk, he whines a lot for some reason? He, too, is a nsfw affectionate drunk.

Vaguely inspired by my currently drunk friends, Victuuri drinking hc’s! (With a #domestic flair) 

  • Phichit and Chris think that together they’ll be the life of the party, but nope Victor just asks Yuuri to marry him over and over and over again because they forget they’re already married .

  • The revelation to a drunk Yuuri/Victor that they ARE married already usually leads to a victory lap of showing everyone their wedding rings.

  • Victor and Yuuri are the couple sharing a drink, whispering, giggling, and swapping sweet kisses in the corner. 

  • Or they’re dancing wildly and taking up too much room on the dance floor giggling and kicking out every limb. 

  • There is NO inbetween between the two. 
     
  • Yuuri likes to drop pick up lines while drunk…all of them work. All. Of. Them. 
    Yuuri: “Victor…your eyes are an ocean…your ass is also an ocean.” 
  • Victor: “Oh god I’m so in love.”
     
  • Yuuri does pole dance again and Victor just rests his head on the stage with wide eyes in near tears only looking away to point at Yuuri and shout “That’s my husband!!!!!” to the crowd before snapping back. 

  • Victor tries pole dancing for Yuuri ONCE and ends up splitting his lip and if you have never been in an ER tipsy/drunk you can imagine how much fun that was. 

  • Victor likes beer a lot since that was his main go to while skating. He rarely had a chance to get drunk while competing, (Beer has SO MANY calories god) so when he’s free to in Japan he goes a little wild. 

  • Victor is in absolutely awe of Yuuri’s (Earned from Detroit and it’s endless supply of shitty beer) ability to shotgun a beer. 

  • Yuuri is a bit of an alcohol snob and knows a shit ton of brands from growing up in an inn with a bar.

  • The first time Yuuri orders them a wine without even glancing at the menu Victor legit swoons. 

  • Victor knows a lot of mixes though and has a tiny at home bar. Yuuri helps him stock it after they get together. It’s a cute little bar they usually use to impress and entertain guests, or spoil each other on at home date nights. 

anonymous asked:

When Beth was singing to Daryl she was playing Be Good. Why? They could choose another one but she chose Be Good, she or whoever. Is there any reason for this?

Beth sang Be Good because the writers wanted to convey a romantic connection in that scene. When the song was released in 2012, NPR described Be Good as a song about not wanting to ruin a friendship because of romantic feelings (X):

It’s a love song like the rest, but with an important tweak: “You don’t wanna be my boyfriend / I don’t wanna be your girl / And that’s a relief.”

In few words, Crutchfield profiles two people who love and trust each other deeply, who share their dreams and secret shames, but who would rather shotgun beers together than make out. Such friendships, like most beautiful things, are delicate. Bound up in the reverie of “Be Good” is an understanding of what could happen if either party upsets the balance: “That gets messy / You will hurt me / Or I’ll disappear.”

Beth and Daryl had become best friends in the time jump between Still and Alone. They were everything to each other, and in Alone, they were both starting to realize their feelings for one another in different ways. Daryl’s realization was more conscious, but I think Beth was also starting to realize her feelings, on a subconscious level. They were sheltering in a fortified house where she could let her guard down. Beth’s flirty gaze after Daryl and her fidgeting with the peanut butter jar make it clear she had feelings too (X):

Beth chose that song because she was likely feeling conflict subconsciously, as Daryl was consciously. They would both be afraid of ruining their friendship. It’s an expected fear for two people in their situation as such a step could make things “messy” like in the song. Scott Gimple and Emily sifted through several songs because Scott wanted that “moment” (X). Be Good captured that tender moment between Bethyl when Beth played the piano, and the song also captured the unspoken romantic conflict.

Originally, TPTB were going to use King of Carrot Flowers, by Neutral Milk Hotel, but couldn’t because of licensing (X). The band has two songs with that title, divided into “parts”. Going by the themes in the different songs, Emily most likely meant King of Carrot Flowers Pt. 1. This is one of the verses from the song:

And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go
.”

Sounds just like their time in the funeral home, doesn’t it?

Unconcealed

Unconcealed: part one

Word count: 7.1k

Genre: smut, angst

This is for Taehyung’s birthday but i’m turing this into a series. I liked it too much :) 

Parts: one | two 


You were walking into your shared apartment with your friend, Charlotte, after class. It was a crisp Autumn, Friday afternoon. She was relentlessly trying to get you to go to a party with her later on tonight. You two had been friends since high school. You weren’t fond of her at first but she grew on you. She was a short, shoulder length red head, with slight freckles and a loud laugh. “Come on, Y/N, please?” she asked as you closed the door and started walking down your small hallway into the living room.

“Why do you even want me to come?” you walked through the living room and into the other hallway to your bedroom. You dropped your backpack on your bed and sat at your desk chair, ready to get on your computer. Charlotte dropped her backpack in the hallway before jumping on your bed.

“Come on, you barely ever come out with me. Plus you could use a night to get laid or something, it’s been some months.” she pouted but told the truth. It was at Namjoon’s party with his friend Jin. That had been over the summer and it was now October. You were in need of some relief, you weren’t gonna lie.

“Yeah because you always make me end up watching after you, while you get piss drunk. It’s not exactly my idea of a good time.” You looked at your phone, you’d gotten a text from Namjoon when you were in class earlier.

“Rude,” she laughed. “Okay, i’ll try not to get too drunk.”

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Since the Dadquisition post is taking off, I feel like I should put in “Dad Age: Origins”

Oghren is “better at braiding hair than all the parents of your classmates combined, once successfully built a deck while shotgunning beers (how?!?), saw you through the worst of your anime phase and validated your interests and ended up watching anime himself,” Dad.

Sten is “responded with ‘Obviously’ when you came out to him, primarily expresses affection and concern via copious baking, gave you a single thumbs-up when you were in the school play and you never felt more proud in your life,” Dad.

Zevran is “sang to you a LOT when you were a baby and still kind of mindlessly sings when you’re in the same room, always says ‘who’s that? They were cute’ when he picks you up from school and sees you talking to someone, taught you to swim when you still didn’t have walking 100% down yet, slips between two different languages while lecturing you,” Dad.

Alistair is “kept falling asleep while reading to you and your siblings, accidentally calls you by your siblings’ (And occasionally the dog’s) names, cheers louder than anyone else at your softball games, ‘breakfast-for-dinner,’” Dad. 

shinee goes to a toga party

onew: 

  • “why is everyone wearing sheets” 
  • “i’m too old for this” 
  • “where’s the vodka” 

jonghyun: 

  • how tf do you make a toga 
  • took the sheets off of his bed and safety pinned it 
  • he’s only wearing boxers under and his toga is not staying up (”what do you mean i was supposed to wear something under”)
  • very drunk on boxed wine 
  • soulfully crooning ballads, solo cup in one hand and using his cellphone as a mic 
  • very red 
  • absolutely not crying 
  • orders a pizza and eats it during the party 

key: 

  • may or may not have studied actual roman togas to make his 
  • toga was impeccable at the beginning of the night but now has wine stains on it from when he slapped the bag 
  • made a gold laurel wreath to wear as a crown which minho stole immediately and won’t give back the giant jerk 
  • breaks out his girl group dances, yeah go kibum, go kibum  

minho:

  • swathed himself in blankets, still looks good tho
  • named himself king of the party 
  • turns on party in the the usa, jumps up on the couch and belts it out. drags jong up with him to sing (jong just sings “party in the usa yeah~” over and over bc he doesn’t know the words)  
  • tries to give an speech after and everyone is like pls don’t (”so this is how caesar felt”) 
  • still won’t give kibum back his crown (”it looks better on me”) and is two seconds from being kneed in the balls 

taemin: 

  • took off his toga bc it was hard to move in it and not bc he spilled like all his wine on it 
  • hyungs keep asking him if he’s even old enough to drink
  • 200% over it 
  • badly shotguns a beer
  • he hates beer 
  • why did he do that 
  • somehow is wearing key’s crown by the end of the night