on request, updated version of this post focusing on the kids!
brandon carlo also known as: “monte carlo” always gives 110%. great shot blocker/occasional goalie. zdeno chara’s adopted son. loves dogs. great hugger. 10/10 would cuddle
frank vatrano also known as: “frankie,” “frank the tank” cutie pie. besties with noel acciari. favorite nhl player is torey krug. destroying the whole ahl (37 goals in his last 37 reg-season games). intense and yells a lot on the ice but soft and giggly off-ice.
austin czarnik also known as: “czar” SO SMALL he’s like 5′9″ and 160 protect him! v precious smile. has the cutest voice?? somehow 24 despite looking and sounding like a high-schooler.
noel acciari also known as: idk if he has any nicknames my underappreciated fave i love him so much?? so cute and smiley. besties with frankie and goes everywhere with him. pretty but hits people like a freight train.
anton blidh also known as: i call him “blidh the swede” but that’s just me sweet swedish child. great cellies. was really nervous for his nhl debut but he did so well and im so proud of him. he’s really shy and must be protected
matt grzelcyk also known as: “grizz” hometown boy. really chill. likes shoes and dogs and shayne gostisbehere? trying his best
zane mcintyre also known as: “zmac,” “zano” loves his grandma. baby goalie who deserves better. he literally changed his last name to honor his grandma when she died he’s so good?? once he ate breakfast by himself on a road trip because nobody told him there was a team breakfast. “boom baby”
THROWBACK!! Vintage Dikembe Mutombo!!! **BLOCK** “NO NO NO, NOT IN MY HOUSE!!” One Of The Best Shot Blockers To Play The Game!!! Also Makes Somes Hilarious Commercial! And Don’t Act Like You Never Blocked Someones Shot Before And Never Quoted Dikembe LMAO