X-Men: Apocalypse  (2016)


Since the dawn of civilization, he was worshipped as a god. Apocalypse, the first and most powerful mutant from Marvel’s X-Men universe, amassed the powers of many other mutants, becoming immortal and invincible. Upon awakening after thousands of years, he is disillusioned with the world as he finds it and recruits a team of powerful mutants, ……….

Swiss Army Man (2016)


Alone on a tiny deserted island, Hank has given up all hope of ever making it home again. But one day everything changes when a dead body washes ashore, and he soon realizes it may be his last opportunity to escape certain death. Armed with his new “friend†and an unusual bag of tricks, the duo go on an epic adventure to bring Hank back to the woman of his dreams.


I see folks out here slandering short men.

Originally posted by z-fighter7

Coming from a guy that’s 5'4. (Below average height of males in america)

All my life I’ve dealt with the short slander. Even as a grown 23 year old, folks still try me from time to time. Men and women. It’s gotten to a point though for me that it’s so played out and tired that i literally just respond with “Are you done? I’m ok with being short, you should be too.” then they get quiet. OR if i pick out something about their body that i know for sure they are self conscious/insecure about and make fun of them for it they want to get butt hurt over it or get physical lol fuckin lames. People hate when you give them a taste of their own medicine.

But it does take a toll on your mental health. Especially during your teenage years. Your self-esteem and confidence is minimized. Then it trickles into adulthood. Makes you feel you aren’t good enough. Like you are sub-par or like you always have something to prove to over compensate for being short even though there is nothing wrong with being short in the first place.

You second guess yourself before you are about to approach a girl.

You feel like you have to mention “Oh yea just so you know I’m (whatever height under 5'10).” in the beginning stages if you all haven’t met in person.

If a mutual is putting you on with someone they know, you ask “Do they know i’m short?” Just so there aren’t any surprises when they meet you and you don’t get embarrassed.

You hear shit like “You look tall today? *proceeds to look at your foot wear* oh no wonder you look tall today. Ha ha ha.”

Originally posted by controversialdb

“Are you ever going to grow?”

Sidenote: Do you know what it’s like for a girl to say to you “You’re such a great guy, if only you were taller i would date you. : ) ” 

Originally posted by wifflegif

😂 like huh?🤔 do you know how rude that is?

Me being short doesn’t really bother me much anymore. When it did bother me it was because others made me feel it was a bad thing. When people try and come at me for it, it does bring me back to my teenage years when people would clown me for being short. It is what it is.

I digress, people need to chill with the short slander. If short dudes ain’t your preference then move along. No need to disrespect. Need to chill with slandering people for the bodies they live in period. The shit ain’t cool.

Originally posted by born-hip-hoper

Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)


Mike and Dave are young, adventurous, fun-loving brothers who tend to get out of control at family gatherings. When their sister Jeanie reveals her Hawaiian wedding plans, the rest of the Stangles insist that the brothers bring respectable dates. After placing an ad on Craigslist, the siblings decide to pick Tatiana and Alice, two charming and seemingly normal women. Once they arrive on the island, however, Mike and Dave realize that their companions are ready to get wild and party.

anonymous asked:

What about Natsu as Lucy's cab driver?

“You know I won’t pay you for this.”

Her driver chuckled, casting her an amused glance over his shoulder as he pointed at the taximeter. “This thing here begs to differ.”

“Listen, Mr… Whatever! I know this city as well as you do, and we both know you’re not taking the fastest way. At all. We’ve been driving in a completely nonsensical pattern! We’re close to the beach!”

“Not just any beach.”

“What?” Lucy grimaced. This guy was impossible. Why did she keep coming back to him? There were plenty of other drivers around. “There’s only one beach here.”

“Lady, you told me you had a bad day, and I just couldn’t accept that. I’ve been driving you home with a sad face one too many times! Maybe you don’t know this city quite as well as me if you don’t know about the best thing about our one beach.”

Lucy faltered, unsure whether to be offended or touched by his attentiveness, but couldn’t help herself in the end. “And what is that?”

“The Fairy Tail Bar of course! Dinner’s on me if you pay half the driving fee.” He winked at her through the rearview mirror, but faltered when he saw her shocked expression. “Don’t worry, I’ll drive you home too if you want. Free of charge. Just thought…”

“No, no – it’s fine!” Lucy admitted a little too quickly. “This… this Fary Tail Bar… What’s their best meal for two?”

Absolutely Fabulous (2016)

Review & Play

Edina and Patsy are still oozing glitz and glamor, living the high life they are accustomed to; shopping, drinking and clubbing their way around London’s trendiest hot-spots. Blamed for a major incident at an uber fashionable launch party, they become entangled in a media storm and are relentlessly pursued by the paparazzi. Fleeing penniless to the glamorous playground of the super-rich, the French Riviera, they hatch a plan to make their escape permanent and live the high life forever more!