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Jacket, Shorts: Atelier Boz
Blouse, rose: Surfacespell
Bow, Jabot, OTKs: Innocent World
Hat: Victorian Maiden

I had to get this jacket once I saw it go up for pre-order. My favorite jacket now for sure! Photographs as purple sometimes though. The shorts came up for sale shortly after and I had to grab them too, although they’re a little short on me, and on the small side.

Dealership

The man walked into the car dealership and approached a salesperson.
“Hey, I’m looking for a family vehicle,” said the man. “Something safe. I love my kids.” The man pointed to a car outside with two kids in it. The windows were rolled up. It was 104 degrees outside.
“Does your car have AC?” asked the salesperson with concern.
“What’s AC?” asked the man. “Alien Corpses? Haha. I wish. Now this minivan here, it looks safe for the kids I love. Any coupons for it?”
The salesperson squinted and almost made out one of the children mouthing, “Help us.” The salesperson had to decide now: make the sale or save two children from melting. The classic Salesperson’s Dilemma. The choice was clear. “Sir, I think your kids need help.”
“You just lost yourself a sale, buddy,” said the man.
The man walked out of the dealership with authority. He opened the door to his car and his kids walked out with smiles on their faces. They each pointed at the shirt they wore. One wore a shirt that said “You Should’ve” and the other’s said “Let Us Die.” They turned around and pointed at the back of their shirts. One said “No Sale” and the other said “For You.” The dad took off his coat and pointed at his shirt. It said “I Make Shirts.” He turned around and pointed at the back of his shirt. It said “And I Do Have Alien Corpses, Idiot!” The dad and his kids drove off, music blasting and honking at old people.
The salesperson sighed, added two more lines under the “Children Saved” column of the dealership’s whiteboard, looked around suspiciously, saw the coast was clear, added one line to the “Cars Sold” column, heard the boss go “Ahem,” erased the one line, sighed again, and sat on the ground. Chairs were for closers who let kids die.

Coming January 28, 2017!

Hey guys! I’m excited to say that I’m going to be releasing a collection of short stories for sale on January 28th! Here’s some of what it’ll have:

All stories will be fully edited, fleshed out, and made very pretty, I promise. I’ll be releasing more details in the coming days including anthology length, confirmed stories, and excerpts!

6 Words

While lunching with friends at a restaurant, Hemingway bets the table ten dollars each that he can craft an entire story in six words. After the pot is assembled, Hemingway writes “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” on a napkin, passes this around the table, and this is what happens:

“So,” said Hemingway, beaming confidence. “I think I’ll be taking that money.”

“I don’t get it,” said one of Hemingway’s friends.

“Me neither,” said another.

“Why didn’t the baby wear the shoes?” asked another friend. “Is the baby stupid?”

“This a stupid baby story, Ernest?”

“That’s not much of a story. I don’t think it deserves my ten bucks.”

“You ruined my good napkin for this?”

“I can write a stupid baby story in 6 words easy. For sale: stupid baby, extra stupid. See!”

“Damn, that’s good.”

“Ya, give him the money. Sorry, Hemingway.”

“Pay me back for that napkin you ruined.”

“Yeah, you suck, Hemingway.”

“Kill yourself, Ernest!”

“With a gun!”

“Yeah!”

So I’m kinda doing this short $20 commission sale, just to help out with a few things. And one of them is a commission of Wheeljack from Transformers: Prime. It wasn’t really next on the list, but after losing Roland, I wanted something comfortable to draw and I AM comfortable drawing Transformers. (I get sick of drawing them, but I’m comfortable drawing them.) Here’s the neat thing about this one… It took four hours from start to completion. The new Cintiq sped things up that much.

Diamond Sale!!

To commemorate 30K downloads of MobPuz, there will be a short diamond sale!! Amount of diamonds received increased 20%!! (AKA the prices will be the same but you will get 20% more diamonds than usual). This will only last until 2/22 (12:00 JPN Time). Reminder that Diamonds can only be purchased with actual Yen + you must be at least 20 years old.

Buy diamonds while you can on this occasion~

EDIT: Due to errors with iOS users (which is now fixed), this has been extended to 2/23!!