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anonymous asked:

I wish you a happy day.

Omg, this is the shortest yet most wonderful ask I’ve ever gotten! Thank you - I wish the same to you, my love ♡

about me tag thingie

i was tagged by the v cute @leafystme (ty sweetheart)

✧ Rules : Answer the questions below, and then tag 20 people

How tall are you? I’m just barely 5′0 ): i am the shortest bitch, i’m basically a fucking elf

What colour and style is your hair? I keep it short so it’s a little past my shoulders and i usually have a bang thing going off the the right and it’s black

What colour are your eyes? the darkest fuckin brown 

Do you wear glasses or contacts? neither, but i used to wear glasses

Do you have braces? nope but i have had them 

What’s your fashion sense? anything i find comfortable (but usually like skinny jeans and a tank top and / or hoodie

Do you have any siblings? i have 2 sisters, ones like 12 and the other is 21? and i have a step sister who’s 22

What kind of student are you? i’m the BIGGEST procrastinator and i hardly pay attention yet i somehow still manage to get straight A’s with a few B’s

What are / is your favourite subject(s)? maths

What are your favourite television shows? my mad fat diary, the walking dead, rizzoli & isles, shameless, game of thrones, merlin, the 100, faking it, the fosters, and south park 

Favourite books? eleanor & park, thirteen reason why, looking for alaska, the passion of dolssa, anything greek mythology, to kill a mocking bird, and im in the middle of every last word but i love it

Favourite past time? discovering new music, reading, drawing, writing, annoying my friends, and playing video games (including otome games bc im trash honestly)

Do you have any regrets? exiting out of my mothers womb 

What’s your dream job? my dream job would be opening a home for LGBTQ+ youth (adults too probably) for those who have been kicked out of their homes for being who they are, as well as those who just don’t feel safe / aren’t accepted by those around them, the home would also be open to those who just don’t have a safe home life / have been kicked out. i would also love to have my own bakery and spa type of things lmao

Do you want to get married? i would love to (prayin for my future spouse bc im terrible)

Do you want to have kids? If so how many? I have mixed feelings about having children and im scared i wont be a good mom or they would grow to hate me but if i do have kids i would like 2 i suppose

How many countries have you visited? besides the us of a, canada 

What’s the scariest dream you’ve had? i have a nightmare every time i sleep lmaaooooo

Do you have any enemies? no? but if i do i cant see them bc im too busy blocking out the h8rs *insert gif of the dude with the spoons on his eyes*

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? nope

i’ve decided to tag: @captain-assass @leafystan @calvinshamster @internetheadlol @leafy-is-tinie @unicornrulerofnarnia @psychozilla @ghostleafy @dreamyleafy @hearteyedcalvin @pyrochinical and anyone else who would like to do this bc who cares 

(sorry if you’ve done this already, you dont gotta do it my dudes

omg so when tyler was in kentucky my friend went to one of the games and met him so they were all on the court and tyler was talking to one of his teammates so my friend waited and when tyler turned towards her she said “hey tyler, great game!” and tyler started blushing and basically whispered,“you actually know who i am? i’m like the shortest person on the team… how’d you find me?!” IF THAT AINT THE CUTEST THING EVER IDK WHAT IS

Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @dancewithmyangels  thank you!

Name: Megan

Nickname: I have so many to be honest, no one actually calls me by name.  I get a lot of Meg, Megs, Kelly (my middle name), M-money, Morgana, May, Meg-a-roo, Medusa…the list goes on.

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Gemini

Height: Like 5 ft. I’m always the shortest person in the room

Fave Color(s): Dusty pinks/purples, electric blue, and black

Time Right Now: 6:30 pm

Average Hours of Sleep: Between 5-6 hours, my dog likes to wake me up early in the morning. 

Lucky Number: 2

Last Thing I Googled: Led Zepagain concert- I’m supposed to see them this weekend.

Fave Fictional Character: Penny Lane and Sapphire from ‘Almost Famous’, Daenerys Targaryen from ‘Game of Thrones’, Riff Randell from ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll High School’, Linda Barrett from ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’.

Number of Blankets I Sleep Under: 1 all year round

Fave band or artist: In no particular order: Led Zeppelin, The Doors, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Florence + The Machine.

Dream Trip: I’m dying to see Europe! Especially England, Spain, Portugal, France, or Italy. That would be amazing!

Dream Job: I’m not quite sure, but it would definitely involve traveling and music. Maybe I should just be a groupie.

When Did You Create This Blog: I was still in high school when I joined this site, it should be over 5 years now.

What Do You Post About: Mostly just bands/musicians I like, favorite movies, clothes I’ll never own, music, stuff like that.

Do You Get Asks on a Daily Basis: No but I wish I did. I’d love to actually talk to you guys.

What Made You Choose Your URL: I just like how soft velvet is and I’ve always loved the moon. 

I probably wont tag 20 people so if anyone else wants to do this feel free!

I Tag: @childofstar, @rock-n-roll-doll, @vintage-dame, @thewitchmelacine, @magicbvs, @a-walk-on-the-moon, @m—ermaid, @watersslut @baby-s-trange, @vinyl-vision, @highwaywitch 

OKAY SO I’VE BEEN SPENDING MONTHS FINDING PICTURES OF THE MCSM CHARACTERS SO I COULD HAVE A HEIGHT CHART SO I WOULD MAKE THEM THE CORRECT HEIGHT WHENEVER I DRAW THEM AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT

IVOR IS SMOL
IVOR IS REALLY, REALLY SMOL

I WAS LOOKING AT PICTURES OF JESSE GANG (AND BY THAT I MEAN PETRA, LUKEY-BOI, JESSE, AND IVOR) AND I FOUND SOMETHING OUT

PETRA IS THE TALLEST

LUKAS AND BOTH THE JESSE’S ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME HEIGHT (AND THEY’RE BOTH SHORTER THAN PETRA BY QUITE A BIT)

THEN I FINALLY FOUND A PICTURE OF IVOR STANDING NEXT TO JESSE

IVOR IS SHORTER THAN JESSE
MEANING HE IS THE SHORTEST MEMBER OF THE NEW ORDER (BESIDES REUBEN, REST IN PEACE)

AND I AM FREAKING OUT
NOT ONLY IS IVOR PRECIOUS
BUT HE IS A PRECIOUS SMOL
WHICH IS EVEN MORE PRECIOUS

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anonymous asked:

Will you please do "I threw a croissant at my dick of a best friend and it accidentally hit you I'm sorry?" with wolfstar

Believe it or not, taking three days to write a request is actually a new record for me. I normally take a couple months at the very least. 

  • Sirius managed to stay still and quiet for about thirty seconds before giving in and asking James, “What’s he doing now?”
  • James sighed, placing his cup of coffee back on the table as he tolled his eyes in exasperation. “The same thing he was doing a minute ago; attending to customers.” 
  • “Yeah, but is he like, sneaking glances at us and blushing?” Sirius asked eagerly, ignoring his croissant and tea. 
  • “Sirius, why are we here again?” James asked in a tired voice.  
  • “You know why,” Sirius answered, frowning. “I’m trying to woo Remus.”
  • “I’m pretty sure Remus doesn’t even know you’re wooing him! To him, you’re probably just another person that loves making small talk and stuffing croissants in his gob!” James replied, voice rising in annoyance. 
  • “B-but I also tip him extremely generously every day!” Sirius said petulantly. “Other small talkers don’t do that! And I constantly compliment him.” 
  • “Telling him the way he rolls his sleeves is fantastic is not complimenting him,” James said, eyes flickering behind Sirius’ shoulders for a second before settling back on his best friend, lip curling slightly in a smirk. “Neither is telling him that he has beautiful, childbearing hips! That’s fucking weird! You’re going to get us thrown out one day.” 
  • “I got nervous, okay? He’s just so beautiful, I get nervous and start blabbering,” Sirius said hopelessly. 
  • “His beauty still isn’t enough reason for you to drag me here everyday,” James complained. “You don’t even like tea!” 
  • “Are you shitting me right now, James? Who cares about fucking tea! Have you seen his face? His hair?” Sirius said earnestly, leaning forward on the table in his excitement to talk about the beauty that was Remus, Saint Curly Hair. “And his eyes, Jesus Christ! You could literally, actually, really drown in those beautiful, brown eyes. I could write sonnets about his stupid smile. I could write essays about the lame jokes he makes an-”
  • Sirius sputtered to a halt, eyes going impossibly wide when a tomato red Remus walked by their table to go clean the one next to theirs. 
  • Floundering and breathing hard, Sirius looked to James for sympathy and suggestion when he noticed how smug his fucking ex-best friend looked. 
  • “You knew!” he hissed, pointing an accusatory finger at a cackling James. “You fucking douchenozzle! You’re meant to be my best friend!” 
  • Wanting to hurt him somehow and not knowing what to do, Sirius picked up his untouched croissant and lobbed it at a still laughing James. Only, he had the hand-eye coordination of a drunk baby deer trying to ice skate and ended up rocketing the croissant straight at Remus’ flushed face. 
  • “Oh. My. God,” he whispered, his heart beating at an alarming rate as James fell of his chair in his fit of laughter. 
  • Remus froze for a second, staring at the croissant on the floor in shock before clearing his throat noisily and picking it up. “Um, I’ll, um, get you another one,” he told Sirius, looking at his nose instead of meeting his eye. 
  • “Fuck, fuck, I hate you, I fucking hate you so much,” Sirius chanted, planting his face firmly on the cold surface of the table. “Why does this always happen to me?” he whined, just as he heard a plate being placed in front of him. 
  • Remus stood there awkwardly for a second, wringing his hands in nervousness. “It’s fine, you don’t have to be embarrassed,” he said in a rushed tone before pacing away from them. 
  • Sirius glared at James who seemed to be getting a cardiac attack from laughing too hard before noticing a piece of paper beneath his croissant. 
  • He stopped breathing completely as he snatched the paper in his excitement, finding a loopy, messy handwriting scrawled upon it with a number at the bottom. 
  • Call me if you’re interested still. I’ll teach you how I roll my sleeves :) -Remus xx
  • Sirius grinned, showing the paper to James and pulling out his phone already. 
  • “I’m still burning your friendship bracelet later,” Sirius informed him as he typed a message to Remus. 

Hope you liked it! :)