short member

my fav lil things abt j-hope

- always ALWAYS the one who brings up song credits
- although he was tired af after the concert (stated by jimin), he still helped tae to get in the room
- no one talks abt it but he always beatboxes for the members and he’s rly good @ it but no one ever shines the light on him!!!??
- always the 1 monitoring the members’ progress in dancing and NVR fails to compliment them and their progression when he gets the chance to
- his cute coffee dates w his sister 😍
- is usually the first one to notice the fan projects (prime example being the eatjin project where everyone changed their dps to “we love eatjin”)
- how he’s the one tht has to take a few steps back when he’s w yoongi lmao
- known rapmom for a good few years but still wants to know him better through trips (friendship goals)
- does anything to make members laugh, esp yoongs
- “important business”
- so close to maknae line tae actually thought he was part of it till their 3rd anniversary radio show lmao (even funnier since rm is younger than hobi)
- jamming on the toilet
- smol hoseok dancing in predebut vids, still hella energetic as ever
- the one tht finds rapmon’s lost items
- bittersweet bc being an under appreciated member comes w cheaper merch…..lol yea
- “jeongguk ahh~” tht deep voice ;—;
- tfw he in the centre of the stage you know shit gonna go down real quick
- rare talent: playing a recorder w his nostrils
- allows fans to touch his dimples
- good @ asking for directions in foreign countries
- his violent mood swings
- how he came for dancing & singing, but ended up creating his own Rap Style™ and writing all his own lyrics
- no one talks abt it but his freaking freestyles omg i could watch him do That all day
- !!!!!the nmd dance break!!!!!!! gdi
- the barfing sounds in 1verse
- 1verse
- forehead exposure
- not to pressure anyone but when will he be properly recognized as The Golden Hyung
- kinda weird but when he always moans during yoongs’ part in cypher 3 (IDK WHICH ONE SPECIFICALLY BUT THAT ONE TIME IT WAS HELLA LOUD AND I WAS TAKEN ABACK AF)
- his selfie game in america (the snapback w sleeveless look…. yea)
- basically the world does not deserve jung hoseok

jin | yoongs | hobi pt.2 | rapmom | jimin | tae | jk

anonymous asked:

hi im a very new army like i only became an army yesterday and your one of the few army blogs im following and i want to pick a bias but i need help.i never pick a based on their looks i tend to focus on the personality more and since you know the boys pretty well can you give me a real quick brief summary about the boys and their personality so i can pick a bias?<3

*cracks knuckles* alright. let’s do this.

this is jin. vocalist. real name kim seokjin. born dec 4th 1992. also called mama jin, super mario enthusiast number #1, the most handsome man alive. from anyang. feeds the rest of the members to make sure they don’t die of starvation. loves to cook. apparently cooks bland food (source: yoongi). has the voice of an angel. listen to his covers on soundcloud. probably loves the color pink more than you. has a mukbang called eat jin. the oldest. is very caring and motherly towards the group, but knows when to turn on the sass when the kids are acting like they deserve an ass whoopin’. once accidentally posted a picture in their dorm with a condom in the background. once stepped out of a car and became an internet sensation: car door guy. is actually the most handsome man alive. 

this is suga. rapper. real name min yoongi. born march 9 1993. also called min pd, producer min, d-boy, min yoongi jjang jjang man boong boong, grandpa of the group.  enjoys his sleep. can often be seen in the background of videos just chilling on his phone. #Relatable in the form of a man. seems like a tough guy is actually the sweetest thing alive and cries when thanking the fans at concerts and writes 100-tweet-long messages. once spent an hour tweeting from the bath. loves kumamon more than life. balances stuffed animals on his head during fansigns. a grumpy gus. from daegu and dont u forget it. the absolute sassiest thing alive. a great producer. super hardworking. has scented candles in his studio. once licked a bath bomb. 

this is jhope. rapper and dancer. real name jung hoseok. born feb 18 1994. nicknames hobi, your hope, piece of literal sunshine. do not look at him smiling or else you’ll be blinded by how bright it is. expert at girl group dances. likes to hit people. sometimes posts videos of himself/does livestreams dancing titled hope on the street. choreography leader. from gwangju. go listen to his solo song 1verse on their soundcloud. energetic and hella wild. goofy and is a pro at making people laugh. can’t dance in heels. scared of everything. if you watch a video and there is unidentified screaming in the background, that is probably him. is as flexible as a cooked noodle and it terrifies me.

this is rap monster. ignore the stage name. rapper and leader. real name kim namjoon. born sept 12 1994. nicknames: dance monster, rapmon, RM, leader mon, a nerd. waxes poetic about so many things and i love it. philosophical as hell. from ilsan. loves to share his music on twitter #RMusic. hella fashionable, even though his fashion sense is also hella weird. posts #aesthetic fashion pics on twitter called #KimDaily. has a mixtape called RM thats fire. is r-a-p monster not d-a-n-c-e monster. has an IQ of 140 but probably still pushes on doors that have PULL signs. taught himself english. loves to read a lot. once tripped at rehearsal and injured himself. really fucking awkward and an actual dorky nerd. leaves his old contact lenses on the floor of his room. snores really loudly.

this is jimin. vocalist and dancer. full name park jimin. born oct 13 1995. nicknames: jiminnie, pabo, angel on earth. his body is more fluid than a bottle of water. has a laugh that is brighter than the sun and could cure famine and disease. turns into a sex god when performing; it offends me. but knows how to crank up the cuteness. so cute he could probably kill me and i’d thank him. is actually a brat. does everything he can for his members and would probs walk thru hell if one of them asked. doesnt like being short. is the shortest member. super duper giggly and shy when he’s not performing. turns red as a tomato when he’s embarrassed. once grabbed jungkook by the dick on international live television.

this is v. vocalist. real name kim taehyung. born dec 30 1995. nicknames: taetae, honey, sweetie pie, a little shit. is really energetic and crazy. a master at making ridiculous faces at the camera when It Is Not The Time to be doing so. has a square smile that could probably solve global warming. likes to post videos on twitter that make me wanna sue. once bumped his head on a microphone on live television. loves stuffed animals. is a bigger fan of the rap line than u are. loves children and dogs will go out of his way to interact with them. so super duper touchy with all of the members and i live for it. would be the type of guy to prank you by filling your shoes with whipped cream. he thinks you should watch haikyuu! once did the whip on a tv show about pets for no goddamn reason.

this is jungkook. vocalist, dancer, maknae. full name jeon jungkook. born sept 1 1997. nicknames: kookie, golden maknae, spawn of satan. is the youngest and finds delight in bothering and fucking with his hyungs. actually really shy and cute. but then turns into a smoldering muscle pig the moment he’s on stage. my son. adios middle school. was banned from the gym because his muscles were getting too intense. could still beat me up if he tried. listen to his covers on soundcloud. has a very flexible face. the fandom likes to portray him as this mysterious sex god when he’s actually a nerdy shy emo kid who would rather binge watch anime than sleep. his fave anime character is one punch man. might actually be a bunny reincarnated into a human being. once ate a gumball that fell on the ground.

and that my friends is bangtan sonyeondan. 

anonymous asked:

I lost my job in Metropolis because some flying douchebag (superman) destroyed the offices while 'saving the city'. I had to move in with the parents in Gotham and I'm wallowing in self pity at a bar when I get cajoled into joining some guys who are a member short for quiz night. I answered most of the questions bc these guys were hella dumb and the next day I get a call offering me a job working for Riddler? Turns out they were his guys and my intellect impressed them and him #onlyingotham

anonymous asked:

So many people droppin Kook lol 😂😂 bout time they stan someone worthit.

“stan someone worth it” ???? jeon jungkook is worth stanning and i absolutely do not regret stanning him. i’m sure that the other fans that are still jungkook stans don’t regret stanning him either. just because he’s not everyone’s cup of tea, does not mean that he’s not worth stanning. 

the number of jimin posts were actually reblogged by val (@/kihyvvn) and i was the one who reblogged a whole bunch of namkook posts onto her account. I AM STILL a kook stan just with jimin feels. but that still does not make jeongguk not worth stanning. all the members of bts got to where they are now because they helped each other and we supported and loved all of them. if bang pd didn’t think jungkook was worth being out there as an idol then he would have never allowed jeongguk to even debut with the rest of the members. 

people’s likes change, just like how people can become double, triple, or even ot7 biased. just because some people moved on to biasing another member, it doesn’t make jeongguk any less talented that he is. 

EVERY MEMBER OF BTS IS WORTH STANNING !!!!! they’re all so talented and hardworking. i have yet to see a group that has reached the level of successfulness as they did from a small company and is still always so humble, so kind, so grateful, and so hardworking as our boys are. 

anonymous asked:

Can you do a short description of each member of Seventeen on who would be the big spoon and who would be the little spoon? Maybe telling how each of them would cuddle too?

I love getting questions like these! Feel free to send in any questions or requests, I always am willing to answer them! xx

S. Coups: Seungcheol would be a switch, but most of the time he would be a big spoon. Being the leader and all, I see Seungcheol wanting to protect his girl at all costs and holding her close to his chest while they cuddle would make him feel powerful. He would have her head rested comfortably against his broad chest, their legs tangled together while he leans his head on top of her smaller one. The only time Seungcheol would be the small spoon is when he would be feeling upset or stressed about something. Then, he would willingly allow his girlfriend to hold him close to her own body as she strokes his head gently to reassure him that everything will be okay.

Jeonghan: I feel like Jeonghan would be a switch too. Like some days he would prefer to be the big spoon while other days he would just want to curl up in a ball and let his girlfriend hold him. If he were being the big spoon, Jeonghan would have his arms wrapped loosely around his girlfriend’s waist, but also making her feel secure at the same him. He would be the one to run a hand under her shirt and stroke small shapes on her back, slowly making her fall asleep. If he were being the little spoon, he would rest his head on his girlfriend’s chest, having his arms thrown loosely around her body while his girlfriend would run her fingers through his hair gently. He would always feel so relaxed when he is in her embrace.

Joshua: Joshua would be a big spoon. I feel like Joshua gives of this vibe of dominance and always wanting to be the one to do things for his girlfriend. He would find it cute if his girl would try to spoon him by wrapping her arms around his waist from behind, but he would win over the dominance by flipping her over in his embrace so he could lock her in his hold, playfully and gently. He would want to have her as close to his face as possible so he could stare at her beautiful features. He loved the ways he would watch her eyes flutter shut once she finally falls asleep before he would push her hair behind her ear, kissing her forehead gently in the process.

Jun: Jun would hands down be a big spoon. I’m pretty sure there are times when he would want his girlfriend to hold him, but I don’t think it would last very long because he would just love the fact of holding her so close to him every night. He would be all pressed up against her, his lips always planted upon her face. His hands would be firm on her hips, lifting her shirt up slightly so he can feel the warm skin on his girl’s hipbone.

Hoshi: Soonyoung would want to be the big spoon, but I feel like he would probably give in half way and just want to be the one cuddling his girlfriend. He would be so extra and remove his grip from her so he could crawl into her embrace, shoving his face into her warm chest as he did so. He would wrap her thigh around his torso and wrap his own arms around her middle. He would love it if his girlfriend would run her fingers through his hair as she would hold him. There is nothing he would love more than the feeling of being his his girl’s embrace.

Wonwoo: I’ve always seen Wonwoo as a more submissive kind of person over dominant, so I really think he’d be more of a little spoon over a big spoon. I feel as if he would rather be held than holding his girlfriend. He would love holding her close to his chest, but despite how much he loves it, he would love it even more if his girl held him in a strong embrace. he would nuzzle is nose into her neck, leaving cute little butterfly kisses all over her neck and collarbones. Like Hoshi, he would love it if she would run her fingers through his soft hair and maybe talk quietly to him about how her day went as they snuggled, slowly causing Wonwoo to fall asleep.

Woozi: I know how everyone says Jihoon is all dominante and everything, but I really see him being the one in the relationship to ask his girlfriend if she could hold him. This would be his favorite part of the night, especially when he would come home late after producing and working hard to practice all he would want to do is strip off and climb into bed. The feeling of his girlfriend snaking her arms around him from behind and pulling him close to her body, kissing right in between his shoulder blades would bring a warm feeling to his stomach and would just relax him. He would love it when she would trace shapes on his own skin, and maybe pet his head a little bit. He would let out the cutest sound of contentment as he finally fell asleep in her arms.

DK: Seokmin would be a big spoon. He’d always been seen as the type to be more submissive in his relationship and I think that’s the main reason why he would try and be dominant. Despite him being all soft and mushy for his girlfriend, he would have sworn to be the one to protect and hold her from the beginning. He would hold his girl so close to his body to the point where she could almost not breath. But being in his arms would make her feel so secure that she wouldn’t even care. I feel like Seokmin would be the type to wrap his thicc thighs around his girl and just kind of hold her in between them like that. While it would seem weird at first, but I think it’s a habit that she would get used to and she would grow to love her boyfriend holding her so tight while scrunched up in a little ball.

Mingyu: Mingyu is a switch. I don’t care what anyone says about him being so dominant and protective, Kim Mingyu is both a tall giant and a small child. Most nights he would be the one to hold his girl close to him. I think it goes to speak for itself on how a tall lanky noodle would hold her. Her legs would be tangled with his own longer ones, his strong arms wrapped securely around her waist and her own around his neck. He would subtly kiss her lips every now and then until he fell asleep. If he were the small spoon, he would be so cuddly to the point where his girlfriend would debate on pushing him off of her, jokingly of course. But he would be so submissive when she would become the big spoon. He would nuzzle his nose into every body part on her body and would leave light kisses everywhere, and I mean everywhere. But he would overall be so cute and fluffy and would basically just curl up against her in a little ball and let her hold him until he fell asleep.

The8: Minghao would be a big spoon. I think a misconception a lot of people have of him, and this is just my opinion, is that he is so innocent. And while I kind of believe that might be true, and I can’t speak for myself because I don’t personally know him, I have always seen Minghao as a dominant person. He would be the one who would always want to hold his girlfriend and never let her go. He would have one of his arms wrapped tightly around her middle and his other around her shoulders so his hand could support her head as he held her into his chest. He would have his chin resting upon her own head and he would ocassionally lean down slightly to kiss her hair. He wouldn’t want to let her go when morning would come and would whine if his girlfriend tried to leave his embrace. After she would fight him about having to leave for work, he would just look at her with a pout until she would give in and crawl back into bed with him.

Seungkwan: Seungkwan would be a big spoon too. I know a lot of people see him as both, but I feel like he would be more dominant over his girlfriend. The only time he would really let her be the big spoon is when he is upset, really tired, or if she would use her best aegyo on him to the point where he had to give in. But usually that would rarely happen. He would be too scared to hold her tight in fear that he would crush her. But as the night would go on, he would slowly tangle his legs with her own and tighten his grip around her. He would snore quietly against her temple where his lips rested and he would play with the ends of his hair mindlessly in his sleep. He, much like Minghao, wouldn’t ever want to let go of her and would beg for her to stay with him instead of leaving.

Vernon: Vernon too would be a big spoon. I’ve always seen Vernon as one of the more manly members in the band, despite everything I’ve seen on him being so innocent. He would be kind of shy when it would come to sleeping with his girl at night, mainly because he wasn’t used to it. Vernon would be more of a hugger than a cuddler so his embraces would seem more hug like. He would have one arm under his girlfriend while the other would be on top of her as they lay next to each other. Throughout the night though, he would slowly pull his girlfriend’s head on to his chest so he could be closer to her. (I’m always so awkward when it comes to Vernon so pls bare with me)

Dino: Chan would be a small spoon. I think he would try to be dominant, like Hoshi, but he would only fail and give in. He would never admit it out loud, but the feeling of his girlfriend’s arms around his waist as they would cuddle at night drove him insane as his heart would pound against his chest and butterflies filling his stomach. He would love it so much to just put his face in the crook of her neck and placing small kisses to her neck as she rubbed his back gently. Occasionally he would find himself playing with her hair or whispering ‘I love you’s’ into her ear. And he wouldn’t want it any other way

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Are you guys all as frustrated as Spencer and Y/N are?

What the hell was that smell?

Wait…what the hell was that beeping noise?

Shit. 

Smoke detector. 

You leapt out of bed and grabbed your dressing gown from the back of the door, running into the kitchen. 

“I’ve got it….. I’VE GOT IT!”

A load sizzling noise came from the kitchen area and you followed the noise and the smell to find Spencer stood over your sink, wafting smoke out of the window.  

The basin was full of water, a frying pan handle sticking out and your counters were covered in an array of jugs, utensils and flour and eggs. 

“What are you doing?” The place was a mess and you were annoyed. No doubt you’d have to clean it up. 

“Erm…. I was trying to make you pancakes.” You could tell he’d caught the annoyance in your voice and you remembered how much of a bitch you could be when you were rudely awoken. 

“Pancakes?” All of the annoyance melted from you and you crossed the room to stand next to him. 

“Well yeah. I thought I could bring you breakfast in bed. But it’s not going too well.”

He looked so adorable stood there, the sleeves of his cardigan rolled up, hair still mussed up from sleeping and a patch of flour on his cheek. 

You leant forward, linking your arms around his neck and tiptoing up, giving him a peck on the cheek. He caught you, circling your waist with his own long arms and pulling you close. 

“You didn’t have to make me breakfast Spencer,” you breathed into his hair, his embrace on you tight. 

“Well it’s kinda a good job you’ve said that, cos I literally have nothing to offer you food wise. I have an IQ of 187, you’d think I’d be able to prepare pancakes.”

“Well it’s a good job you’re better at other things then isn’t it?” You really didn’t want to let go. He was so warm and cuddly. 

“Such as?”

“I think you know what Spencer.” It amazed you how quickly you could both slip from being sweet and innocent with each other to heading quickly to the gutter. You pulled away from his embrace. 

“Technically that wasn’t me.”

“Oh hush. You were the one guiding it and moving it and oh…. I’m gonna stop thinking about it now. Also, what are we doing with that thing anyway. Do I get to keep it?”

“Yep…. I figured that it might get used again once we actually do it.”

“And when will that be Spencer?”

He considering your question for a moment. 

 "Soon. I don’t think I can last much longer.“

“You know what we need to do. We need to find out who has what dates in the little pool Derek is running and then just both admit defeat on the date that no one has.”

“I can definitely work with that Y/N.”

“Awesome. I’ll bribe Penny later with tidbits of last night and get her to show me.”

“Last night?” His eye brows shot up. 

“Okay, maybe not last night. Maybe I’ll just show her the photo I sent you.” Yeah it probably wasn’t a good idea to tell Pen that he’d had you coming so hard you’d been certain you’d need a new mattress. 

“And here I hoped they were my eyes only,” he joked. 

“Haha, I’ll let you take some for your own personal enjoyment one day. Now let’s clean up and we can go out for breakfast.”

You both tidied the mess quickly before you headed off to your bedroom to grab a towel for a shower. You spotted the bullet on the floor where it must have rolled during the night and picked it up, grabbing your wet wipes and giving it a quick clean. 

Spencer tapped on your door. “Can I come in, my bag’s still in here.”

“Sure.”

He entered, stopping dead when he saw what you had in your hands. 

Giggling to yourself you mused, “It’s about time Ryan got a friend.”

Everyone on the team knew you’d named your rabbit. It had come out one drunken night and they’d thought it hilarious. 

You moved to your bedside cabinet, placing it inside the drawer. 

“I’m thinking I’ll name this one Pretty Boy.”

You wished you’d taken a photo of the expression on Reid’s face. Pure gold. 

Spencer couldn’t believe how well the night before had gone. He wasn’t sure she’d even agree to it to begin with, but when she’d taken his hand and led him to the bedroom he’d suddenly felt less sure of himself and incredibly nervous. 

He did his best not to show it, although when she’d stripped and allowed him to secure her wrists to her headboard he was sure he was going to lose it. Just the sight of her laid out before him. She was stunning, curves in all the right places and the photo she’d sent him earlier in the day, as hot as she’d looked in that; in reality she looked a hundred times better. 

The way she’d finished him off as well.

Fucking hell. Just…… Ugh. He couldn’t bear thinking about it. Something he’d never even considered before. He knew that sex toys weren’t just for female satisfaction but he’d never in a million years thought he’d have one used on him. But it had worked. And no rules had been broken. Technically they’d not had sex, not touched themselves or touched the other. He congratulated himself on the idea and wondered why he’d not thought of it before. 

Deep-down he knew the answer though. Now he’d seen how majestical she looked when came, he knew he was going to lose. Although what she’d suggested this morning about them both surrendering on the date no one had in the pool would also work. They just needed to get Penelope to tell them. And that could prove a problem. He’d leave that task to Y/N. 

They never made it to breakfast. Y/N’s cell had started ringing the second they’d set foot out of her apartment door; Hotch. They had a case. 

“But it’s a Sunday,” Spencer had whined. 

“I’ll put out a public service announcement shall I, asking unsubs to only act during the week?” Y/N had replied. 

The case took them out of play until late Friday night and as per their agreement, they suspended the game remaining completely professional around each other. 

The team were flying home late, having wanted to get home early rather spend another night in the hotel. Tomorrow night was the annual FBI summer ball, and last year the team had missed it due to being out in the field. In his seven years in the BAU Spencer had only managed to attend once, and this would be Y/N’s first. 

The team had booked rooms at the hotel the event was staged at, the FBI having an agreement with the venue that the rooms could be cancelled at short notice if any member of the Bureau couldn’t attend due to a case. Considering pretty much the whole of hotel was booked out for them, it wasn’t a problem. 

Spencer normally hated huge events like this, but he was actually looking forward to being able to attend this one, looking forward to seeing Y/N dressed up. 

She came and flopped down next to him on the jet. 

“Hey, so I’ve talked to Penny,” she was whispering to avoid the rest of the team hearing. JJ and Emily were both asleep but Hotch,  Derek and Rossi were all engrossed in files. 

“Okay. Did she give you the date?“ 

“Yes but it’s not good. Pretty much the whole of the building knows about this bet thanks to Derek and his mouth. Everyday for the next four months has a name by it. Although you’ll be pleased to know that people seem to be having more confidence in your ability to break me.”

“Four months. Four fucking months. Seriously?” He couldn’t wait that long. He was going to have to surrender. 

“Yup. Well….. One night had been free. Last Saturday." 

He placed his head in his hands in frustration. It would have been wouldn’t it?

"What do you wanna do?” she asked. 

He thought long and hard about his answer, before leaning his head close to her ear. 

“Truthfully? You, like so fucking badly.”

He detected a slight movement in her face as she processed what he’d said. 

Her voice was so quiet when she turned to him. “Are you saying what I think you’re saying? Because I am not opposed to joining the mile high club.”

He chuckled, “Yes and no. Give me this weekend. I still think I can get you to beg for me and to be honest, I really don’t want to lose but I can’t wait much longer Y/N.”

Glancing around quickly to make sure no one was looking he quickly licked a line up her neck, before murmuring into her ear.

“If you’ve not begged for me to fuck you by Sunday night, then you win. I’ll admit defeat and declare you Queen Tease”

She turned to him, staring him in the eyes.

“And then? What happens after I’m declared winner on Sunday night?" 

"Then I’ll take you home and make you come over and over again until you beg for me to stop. I will have you begging me, one way or another. ”

“So it’s a win win for me then? Queen Tease and a night full of coming onto your mouth?” Her forehead was touching his now, her breath warm on his face. 

“Yep.”

“Good. Don’t worry Spence. You might be the loser here, but I’ll make sure you get a pretty good consolidation prize." 

"Y/N, finally tasting you will be all the consolidation prize I need.” He honestly couldn’t believe the words that came out of his mouth when he was around her. She bought out the very best and yet the very worst in him.

Her breath hitched and she leaned in closer, their lips almost touching when a shadow fell over them and they heard a loud cough. 

“No kissing on the jet please.”

Hotch.

Spencer pulled away from Y/N quickly seeing the stern look on his bosses face. 

“Oh and Dr Reid, Agent Y/L/N. Before you even think about it, the mile high club is not all its cracked up to be. Trust me on this.”

Spencer turned took at Y/N, both of them understanding what he was implying and bursting into laughter. 

teridax4  asked:

Hey Linkara, as a Teen Titans fan maybe you can clear something up for me. For the last few years it seems like DC has been pushing Cyborg more and more as a member of the Justice League (being a founding member in the new 52, helping them out in Justice League Doom, being in the Justice League movie coming up). Why is that when he was already a member of the Titans, and why haven't any of the others become Justice League members?

Short answer: too many white people and some of them actually were on the team.

Long answer: A loooot of characters associated with the Justice League, particularly their founding members, were white dudes. The only non-white founding member was Martian Manhunter… which, you know, is kind of different from having someone of a different ethnicity since Martians are not real. It’s a bit of a problem with the Justice League, to the point where even when in the late-90s when there was a decision to re-emphasize “The Big Seven,” AKA the seven most powerful JLA members, it was still pretty much everybody but Martian Manhunter was white.

Now, already some of you may be raising your hands and thinking of prominent black heroes (or many other POC characters) who could have been JLA members in the film and were already in the League before. And you are correct to do so! In fact, I can name a few off the top of my head - Steel, Black Lightning, John Stewart Green Lantern, Vixen, and many, many more. Buuuuuut just going by those four (whom I think of as definitely ones in terms of popularity both inside of comic fans and out), there are some problems.

Now let me be clear here with these “problems.” These are not REAL problems, just the kind of problems that I feel Hollywood and DC would try to use ill-conceived logic to justify their decisions based on past thoughts they’ve given.

Steel: while I doubt that the flop of the Shaq Steel movie would affect the decision to not have him in a movie, it IS possible that that might be going through some minds. More likely is that he would be seen as redundant - while intelligent and an engineer, he’s a character without superpowers closely associated with Superman - so he could be thought of as redundant next to both Batman AND Superman.

Black Lightning: There is a thought process, much like the one associated with making the Black Ranger black - basically the idea of “that’s all their character is about!” It’s bullcrap, but it’s there. However, while that may have been EXTRA logic on top of it, Black Lightning actually has LEGAL issues associated with him, as creator Tony Isabella has said that he was not created under a Work-for-Hire contract and thus HE is the actual legal owner of the character and DC being DC has been kind of crappy about that (although apparently in 2015 they’ve started mending fences).

Vixen: I think the biggest issue here is just recognition. I think Vixen is great and she’d be a logical addition to a Justice League movie and team, but she’s not well-known outside of comic circles AFAIK. MAYBE as a supporting character from the DCAU, but unlike the next character, she only made a handful of appearances instead of being there from the start.

John Stewart Green Lantern: Now this one just has a ton of really stupid problems associated with it. One is his name, since the name John Stewart nowadays is associated with the Daily Show host, though that can be worked around easily enough. However there is this really dumb thought process, started by Geoff Johns, that Hal Jordan is the “iconic” Green Lantern, AKA the one most people associate with the character and recognize… and of course it’s kind of bullcrap these days. Even if you were a fan of the Superfriends back in the day, most characters didn’t have their civilian identities spoken aloud, so most people would probably just know the NAME Green Lantern as opposed to Hal Jordan, but a bigger issue is that a generation has since grown up NOT with Hal Jordan as Green Lantern, but John Stewart because he was in the Justice League cartoon - there were many anecdotes of people going to the Green Lantern movie and confused why this random white guy was Green Lantern - and bear in mind that even in the DCAU, Kyle Rayner was the Green Lantern before John - he was THAT much more recognizable. That movie is also probably a bit of stigma for people. While I personally liked the movie and didn’t think it was as bad as people seem to make it out to be, the lack of a Green Lantern at all in Justice League implies to me that WB is embarrassed by the film and wants to have people forget about it by not having a Green Lantern at all.

So, this brings us back to Cyborg. Why him, then? Well, for two reasons: one is that Cyborg actually DID have some association with the Justice League on TV - as a part of the final season of the Superfriends (called “The Super Powers Team - Galactic Guardians) in 1985. It’s likely that, with the popularity of the New Teen Titans at the time, he would cross over there. TV is where we get into our next major thing - the Teen Titans cartoon. Wildly popular, and whatever your feelings about Teen Titans Go, the character STILL has prominence in pop culture as a result of that and is recognizable then to both kids and adults (especially to adults who grew up on Teen Titans). He’s a non-white character with a unique skillset and powers and a great character dynamic for pathos and, if Batman v. Superman is any indication, tying him into the story they’re telling involving Apokalips and Darkseid.

And when it comes to DC comics up until the New 52, there was a bit of a thought process that said that the New Teen Titans characters, for the most part, had really elevated themselves and grown up to be the equals of the bigger hitters - Cyborg in particular. The 2003 Geoff Johns-written Teen Titans saw Cyborg taking up a much larger leadership role in the team and to many fans it felt like he had graduated to the big leagues and his placement on the JLA seemed only natural.

And it actually happened, along with several other Titans.

After Blackest Night, a version of the Justice League written by James Robinson was created that starred Dick Grayson (then acting as Batman), Donna Troy, Starfire, AND Cyborg (plus a bunch of other members, but I’m focusing on Titans here). I quite enjoyed it for the brief time I read it, but of course the book ran into some problems for whatever reason (probably editorial mandates) and the book eventually ended right before Flashpoint.

But the fact that the character, in the minds of many fans, had really gotten to the point where he was a natural shoe-in for the Justice League translated itself to both the New 52 AND Hollywood - a black character who was recognizable to the public, lacked any legal issues, and no fans could really deny his character growth put him as one of the greatest DC heroes (we’ll forgive that both the New 52 and the Justice League movie are reset his character growth to square one with no history associated with the Titans).

But yeah, that’s where I think they’re coming from here. I definitely think it’s bullcrap that he’s the ONLY one and there are many other characters who should be given a shot (hell, especially in relation to the brief list I made above in regards to lesser-known chaarcters, recall that Marvel has had tremendous success with pushing characters in movies who are relative unknowns into the spotlight), but this is what I think is going on.

anonymous asked:

MYSTIC BOYS AS A KPOP GROUP PLS like would Jumin be the rapper? What would they be like? I've had this scenario stuck in my head ever since it came up on your blog forever and a day ago

~I don’t know anything about kpop tbh…so I googled the dynamics of “groups” and the roles and I found a few things on the titles so here you go I hope you like! Also yes, I know Jumin would be an amazing rapper and I headcanon him as liking rap music



  • Real Leader: V –Sometimes has features of badass, parent and boss
  • Maknae: Yoosung –Youngest
  • “Face of the Group”: Saeyoung –Frontman. Even literally the one whose face is just synonymous with the group name. The one you think of.
  • Parent: Jaehee –Mother, Father or caretaker of the group
  • Badass: Saeran –the one who won’t hesitate to take things south when they see fit. A lot of group members screw around, but this is the member who, for one reason or another, if they really got serious, everyone would cut it short. Typically the member who pulls the serious, stoic or rock like expression or demeanor very well.
  • Boss: Jumin –The one who runs the roost and can command respect. Has control and takes responsibility. Tantamount to a “ring leader”
  • Most Popular: Zen –Self-explanatory lol everyone loves him