short cargo shorts

a small family of criminals in their early days before their demolition man, golden boy, or jack of all trades

summer fun trash crew.

that tank top was jack’s, he made wilhelm wear it. they also make wilhelm carry all their stuff. the two scoop cone is jack’s too, if you were not tipped off by the mess of sprinkles.

anonymous asked:

Awwww maaaaannnn... No more post on how to make tutu's, bodices, and stuff? That makes me a saaaaaaddddd panda....

Here you go anon!

Here is a pattern for an easy wedding dress! 

Here is a tutorial on how to make cargo shorts! 

Here is a tutorial on how to embellish dresses which are plain! 

Here you learn how to make a corset top (very cute)! 

Here is a really easy apron pattern! 

Here is a tutorial on how to make tiered lace shorts out of boxers!

Here an honestly awesome dude tells you how to make a collared shirt!

Here you learn how to make a no-sew one shoulder top! 

Here is a tutorial on how to sew sweatpants!

Hope that helps!

Business Insider has an article on why cargo shorts are bad and their reasonings are:
1. A gentleman doesn’t wear cargo shorts (or shorts at all)
2. It can go past the knees
3. “You’re not a carpenter why do you need those pockets”
4. Actually those pockets are the problem because if you use them for their intended purpose, they drag down the shorts and ‘you look juvenile’
5. But there’s a solution! Chino shorts! Literally just cargo shorts without the pockets
But consider this
fuk u

Cursed Voltron Ideas

A collection of cursed ideas for the Voltron Characters:

• Keith but with white fingerless gloves instead of black

• Everyone on the ship pours their milk before the cereal, not just Hunk

• Pidge eats ice cream with a knife and a fork, Lance mashes his up to make “ice cream soup”

• Shiro but he doesn’t make any bad jokes at all

• Coran minus his mustache

•Keith minus his mullet

• Allura in cargo shorts

• Anyone in cargo shorts (sorry Pidge)

• Keith and Lance but their colors are switched

feel free to add more cursed voltron ideas and headcanons