short cargo shorts

summer fun trash crew.

that tank top was jack’s, he made wilhelm wear it. they also make wilhelm carry all their stuff. the two scoop cone is jack’s too, if you were not tipped off by the mess of sprinkles.

YOU GUYYYSSSS I HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN

Context: This is going viral:

YOU KNOW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT

THERE IS NO XF WRITERS’ ROOM, NONE OF THEM KNOW WHAT ANY OF THE OTHER ONES ARE WRITING

YOU SEE WHERE I’M GOING WITH THIS YES

Does anyone really know what those two writers’ assistants look like???

HERE’S HOW IT’S GOING DOWN

1. Agree on a fanfic. (This is going to be the hard part.)

2. Get the script to David and Gillian. You guys, they don’t know what’s going on half the time anyway. And they will be so happy to have dialogue that makes sense.

3. Find a trustworthy man to direct. @h0ldthiscat​ suggests Matthew Rhys in a mustache. (kcat: “He would be like ‘I’ve totally directed for this show before!’ And Gillian would be like 'oh yeah, I remember you!'” FOOLPROOF)

4. Distract Chris Carter during the week one of his episodes is supposed to shoot. I recommend luring him through the woods to a magical surfing beach a la Nimue in Camelot. Please do not drown him. We don’t do that. Show him a nice time.

5. Get to work with David, Gillian, the script, and “Todd Johnson” or whatever name we select. No one’s gonna remember.

6. Once it’s in the can, get it to Fox before anyone is the wiser. We can always shuffle all the episodes around to cover our tracks. It’s going to make about the same amount of sense regardless. 

7. It airs! Mulder and Scully make out a lot and have emotionally fulfilling interactions, domestic sweetness and affectionate familiarity, a plot that involves them as people and is therefore engaging to the audience, subtle but beautiful angst courtesy of Matthew “The Americans” Rhys aka Todd Johnson, and a satisfying ending. David and Gillian never know that anything went awry but they may have the vaguely pleasant sense that their characters got some emotional closure. Glen Morgan is a little suspicious. Chris Carter blithely takes credit for the episode which is obviously a huge hit. Anne Simon cheers him on. People like The X-Files again and Fox makes money. Todd Johnson has a flourishing second career directing television in a mustache. Everyone is happy. Myassbrokethefall is released from her two-plus decades of torment and becomes a goat farmer in the Faroe Islands. 

THE END

a small family of criminals in their early days before their demolition man, golden boy, or jack of all trades

what possesses people to wear 4+ different Sports™️ branded pieces of apparel at once?? we get it, you can do things with a ball, now pls slow down and buy a shirt that isn’t 90% logo and 10% neon green cloth

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🎥 My Favorite Short Films: Cargo (2013) 🎥

Stranded in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, a man sets in motion an unlikely plan to protect the precious cargo he carries: his infant daughter.

Genre: Drama, Horror

Country: Australia

Language: English

This is soooo precious, but sad! I would love a full-length version.

anonymous asked:

Awwww maaaaannnn... No more post on how to make tutu's, bodices, and stuff? That makes me a saaaaaaddddd panda....

Here you go anon!

Here is a pattern for an easy wedding dress! 

Here is a tutorial on how to make cargo shorts! 

Here is a tutorial on how to embellish dresses which are plain! 

Here you learn how to make a corset top (very cute)! 

Here is a really easy apron pattern! 

Here is a tutorial on how to make tiered lace shorts out of boxers!

Here an honestly awesome dude tells you how to make a collared shirt!

Here you learn how to make a no-sew one shoulder top! 

Here is a tutorial on how to sew sweatpants!

Hope that helps!