shopping for organic food

I am so confused.

Why do men on SA mention in their bios that they’re not “full of money” or “want a relationship that exchanges money” or that they “want to be loved for them.” It’s the same story I’ve heard from escorts who have clients who ask them to lower their rates. Or from POT salt daddies who don’t understand why a blanket $3,000 allowance is reasonable.

If you want a regular girlfriend to love you for who you are go to a regular site. Match, OK Cupid, Tinder, Bumble, Christian Mingle, your local neighbourhood coffee shop.

Is it because you want the gorgeous bombshell with the amazing style and the well-traveled look? That girl with the perfect skin, her face oil cost $72 and her eye cream is $40. That girl with the long flawless waves, her hair costs $100 to cut, easy $150 on products, blowout and style for $50. The one with the incredible body, she pays for a personal trainer and a nutritionist and shops exclusively at Whole Foods organic section. The one with the brilliant mind, her education is 30K.

You want EVERYTHING for NOTHING. The best of the best for zero. Then you’ll complain about feminism and expect her to go Dutch on dinner.

Get off SA, don’t approach the expensive-looking escort, don’t introduce yourself as a sugar daddy if you’re not going to pay for the fantasy you so desperately want.


What Tate was (probably) like when he was alive:

Originally posted by laysanj

(I did some headcanons at work but shh)

- Tate was probably a quiet punk kid 

- had depression 

- read comic books 

-  did art 

- got good grades 

- took care of Addie 24/7

- had a cat named Kurt and he the only thing that’d cheer Tate up

- like he’d come home to a empty house every day and Kurt would just meow and Tate would feel better after a shit school day

- And he’d lay with Kurt in bed listening to Nirvana like “yanno you’re named after him”

- "Watcha doing Tate?“"A E S E T I C”

- smoking

- had a job at a record or book store

- probably got bullied

- dyed his hair black for a period of time

- until Addie and Beau didn’t like it so he went back to blonde

- had all his cd’s alphabetically organized by band

- went shopping for food and clothes for him and his siblings bc his mom didn’t do it

- played with Addie and Beau; dress up, race cars, coloring, anything to make them happy

- found his skull thumb ring at the mall when he brought Addie dress shopping

- she picked it out actually

- “can we get ice cream Tater tot?””sure thing princess”

- wore his old clothes bc he didn’t have enough to buy HIMSELF new clothes

- skateboarded a lot

- when he and his mom or Larry fought he’d go to the beach and get high

- doodled on his school work

- “where do you wanna go to college, Mr. Langdon?””college? never really thought about it”

- lie. he did. a lot. mainly art colleges.

- cried in his shower bc of his mother’s abuse

- when he was home alone, he’d scream Nirvana lyrics with the music

- while he made like grilled cheese as his cat weaved around his legs

- sighing happily when he sat down, food in hand, cat in lap

- cringing when his mom comes home

- “Tate, I need you to watch the kids tonight; Larry’s taking me out””so it’s the usual nightly routine. got it”

- him holding Addie in his arms as they leave and shutting the door with his foot

- cooking chicken alfredo 

- putting her to bed 

- reorganizing his whole room when he lost things

- extreme bed head when looking in the mirror in the morning; sighing

- made lunch for him, Addie and Beau since his mom’s wasn’t there

- ushered Addie on the bus at 7

- then took off running bc his school started at 6:50

- papers flying from his brown messenger bag 

- cursing when the doors were locked

- ate lunch alone in the library, enjoyed the quiet

- “Mr. Langdon, I didn’t ask for sarcastic commentary””no but it just comes out of me”

- stole from the lost and found


sapphic-suchoripterus  asked:

So got fluffy or goofy headcanons for Cole? I need my son to be happy

OH MOOD? bless I sure as heck do my friend!! I need him to be happy too he’s a good boy

  • If his friends are sad then he is sad and he will do anything he can to cheer them up
    • Cole: Lloyd, I got $3 and a lunch coupon so get in loser we’re going to the mall to turn that frown upside down!!
      Lloyd: thank you but… you can’t get a lot with $3 dollars and… I don’t want you to use your money on me…
      Cole: … Lloyd, I’m gonna steal Wu’s wallet, I got $3 and a lunch coupon so get in loser we’re going to the mall to turn that frown upside down!!
      Lloyd: ok you got me I’m in- hey maybe if I cry to my mom she’ll give me money too??
  • Loves dogs so much, he would die for all dogs
    • if you ask him if he prefers big or small dogs he’ll be like “I do not discriminate all dogs are QUEENS”
    • they went to go visit a shelter to do an advert to encourage adoption and they were like “ok time to go now" and Cole was on the floor spooning 3 dogs
  • Kai is naturally warm because fire, but so is cole strangely enough?? he just radiates heat, and he’s a hugger so he’ll just latch on to you and hug you for like 15 minutes and it’s the toastiest 15 minutes you’ll ever experience
  • Stroke his hair and he will go from >:/ to :D !!!!!!
  • He definitely flexes in front of the mirror in the morning because he makes himself laugh and he tries to start the day out with a smile
  • Mother hen, sometimes worries about the team so if he can’t sleep he will sneak around and peek in their rooms to make sure they’re all ok and asleep and that none of them are having bad dreams
  • He loves his friends and even though he makes fun of them sometimes he would give them the shirt off his back, but whenever they do something nice for him he will cry
    • Zane: cole! I found a flower and it reminded me of you!! Here!! :D
      Cole: *bursts into tears* it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen Zane I love you this is so sweet I’m going to keep it forever and then frame it and when I die I want it buried with me how do I get this moment tattooed onto myself
      Zane: :D !!!!!!!!!!
  • When Lloyd first aged up cole was like *bolts up at 3am* “LLOYD NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL??” and neither did he but he’s like no this green bean is too important he needs to have all the good things and opportunities in life, so he makes a schedule to teach Lloyd all the life lessons he’s going to need but makes sure to not force him to do anything and to make it fun, cause he understands that he’s still just a kid and he needs to relax and enjoy himself
  • Will absolutely slow dance with everyone in the team while singing to them and make them swoon
  • Can singlehandedly lift the everyone’s morale just by bursting into song, it is impossible to not join in
  • I know I write a lot of these but he is crazy talented when it comes to performing arts, there isn’t an instrument he’s not been able to play.
    • Plays left handed guitar and bass because right handed was too easy.
    • Hand cole a new instrument and he’ll be like “yeah I’ll give it a go not sure how it’ll go” and in a few hours he’ll be playing like he’s been doing it his whole life?
    • One time they were walking back after a mission and saw this piano for sale on the side of the road and they’re like “hey cole play!!!” And he’s like “um ok but I only had a few lessons and I haven’t played in years so I’m not that good haha” and then whips out this freaking concerto piece from memory and everyone’s like ??!?!?!!!!? And he’s like “guys pls it’s not a big deal” and gets all red
    • he’s a humble boy with some confidence issues ok just give him a pat on the head
  • Cole: I canNOT do this ok I can’t do it no way I’m doing it
    Zane: you can do it cole!!
    Cole: … I can DO IT I’m gonna do it heck yeah let’s do it!!!!!!!!
  • Takes “I would take a bullet for you” too far, has literally taken a bullet for all of them.
    • “look I gotta be fair I can’t not take a bullet for one of you”
    • “don’t worry I’m so good at it now I know how to jump in front of the bullet in a way that it won’t rupture any of my vital organs”
  • Will be like “I’m going food shopping I love you all text me if you want anything” and then smooch everyone on the head
  • *Sees two people kissing* *points* “SMORCH”
  • Cole: I just wanna kiss a cute guy is that too much to ask
    Zane: I would definitely kiss you if you wanted Cole
    Cole: *chokes on his drink*
    Zane: because we are bros. A bro kiss.
    Cole: I CANT BREATH E,,
  • He’s been trying to teach Zane puns and stuff but it backfires when Zane makes really heartfelt ones all the time and Cole is weak
    Zane: cole, I cannot die but if I could, I would die for you.
    *finger guns*
    Cole: *clutches heart* I can’t look at you right now
  • He has the most contagious laugh?
    • One time he remembered that vine of the cat that runs into the door of a bakery on tv and he kept giggling to himself and when Kai asked him what he was laughing about he couldn’t tell him??
    • He just kept laughing and before he knew it he was laughing so hard he was snorting and had fallen on the floor and was crying
    • Kai was like ‘what’ but Cole is just so loud that he starts laughing and then he’s was crying too about goodness even knows what, this went on for like 10 minutes
    • just when cole thought he was calm enough to tell him jay walked past and went “what is going on you sound like a pair of dying cats” and cole just SHRIEKS and starts hysterically laughing again and Kai and cole are gone
    • jay loves when cole does the most sincere laughs cause he just sounds so happy and the fact that him and Kai are just on the floor laughing about some unspoken thing makes him laugh so jay ends up laughing and they’re all dying someone help them please
    • there was so much laughing that jay had an asthma attack and they were all in pain the next day
    • they still don’t know to this day what cole found so funny
    • he has no idea why he even thought it was that hilarious? Like it just gave him a good chuckle it’s just a cat running into a door, but for some reason he was unable to speak of it.
  • He’s the team hairdresser, Zane gets all :( that he can’t join in the fun and get his hair cut so Nya installs a thing that means he can make his hair grow if he wants and the next day he bursts through Cole’s door with Rapunzel hair and is like “I am ready for a haircut cole!!!!!! :D” Cole is like “bless what did we do to deserve this boy god if you’re out there thank u”
  • please smooch his face he loves being smooched
  • when cole says he will help you with something he means it, he will make sure all your questions are answered and that you have everything you need before leaving you too it, even if it means he has to stay up until the early hours of the morning
  • once ran through into Jay’s room at 4am wrapped in a blanket burrito, tears streaming down his face, and screamed “I’M A SAUSAGE-COLE
  • cause cole is the tallest they will always do that thing where one of them is on one end of an inflatable and cole will jump on the other and see how high he can fling them in the air
    • all 5 of them jumped on one it while cole was on the end and they almost flung him into the void
  • “step aside and let the ninja with super strength open up this jar” *almost passes out straining to get the lid off*
  • “isn’t it crazy how there are so many galaxies out there, like there could be people just like us in an earth just like ours. Or a parallel universe, have you ever thought about that? and there’s probably someone somewhere doing the exact same thing that you are doing right now……….. anyway so who wants to see how much of my scythe I can fit in my mouth”

((These got a bit shippy I’m sorry I couldn’t help it I saw “fluffy” and went “Zane" ajdnwje I hope you don’t mind!!!))

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Priorities - Part 1

I promise this won’t be Titanic AU length :’) Maybe 4 or 5 chapters?

“Come on, Les, you’re going to be late for school,” Davey called, getting impatient.

Les rushed out of his room with a piece of toast in his mouth, trying to shoulder his bag and tug on a shoe at the same time. Sighing and opening the front door, Davey ushered him out into the hallway. They couldn’t be late. Every time they were Davey had to endure the tutting and the concerned looks and the other parents clearly making mental notes to email the school and ‘express concern’ again. He didn’t need any of it. He’d been taking care of Les alone for three years and he was managing just fine. Or as fine as anyone would be able to given the circumstances. Working two jobs just so they could afford food and rent wasn’t his definition of fun, but Les needed him. With their parents gone, he didn’t have anyone else to take care of him. So, for Davey, free time was a thing of the past.

Dropping Les off at school was always somewhat of a relief, giving Davey the day to work and run errands. But there was always a sense of loss when he walked back onto the familiar grounds. Education, at least his own education, just wasn’t a priority anymore. He would have loved to go on to college – he’d had his double major in zoology and English picked out even before the accident - but Les came first. There wasn’t time for both.

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I love how easy people make it seem to eat healthy

Like pics of them shopping at whole food stores and buying organic, etc.

Yeah, how about a low income family of 4 or more?

Healthier choices are far more expensive and sometimes parents don’t have a choice but to buy the shittier stuff because they can afford to feed their whole family with it.

It’d become quite a habitual thing for little Timmy here to shop at a nearby organic food supermarket for his wife and her boyfriend, cook the expensive food, serve it and wait obsequiously by the table while they ate, in case they needed anything from him.

When his wife snapped her fingers at him, poor Timmy the pampered son of a wealthy family, having always had a soft spot for dominant women would lie down, face up on the cold floor while his wife towered over him and made him lick the dirt off of the soles of her work pumps.

Being a widely acclaimed nutritionist, she knew all too well that this daily ritual went to the detriment of his physical health, not to mention his overall well-being.

When he started complaining of some ailments, she brushed him off, told him he needed to get his priorities straight and asked him how his old, bedridden father was doing.

Want to develop your OC?

Here are some questions for you to answer:

1. What’s their favourite food? What makes it their favourite?
2. What food do they absolutely hate? Why?
3. Can they cook? What have they tried to make recently?
4. Do they have a family recipe?
5. What foods remind them of home?
6. If you were to open their fridge right now, what would be in it?
7. What would their shopping cart look like?
8. Where would they shop? Would they buy organic?
9. Do they have any food allergies? Are they vegan/vegetarian?
10. What do they have on their desk right now? How organised is it?
11. What colour is their bedroom wallpaper? What is it like now compared to when they were a kid?
12. What was their childhood home like?
13. Did they make friends with any of the kids on their street when they were young?
14. Do they put on the heating when they’re cold or do they grab a blanket or a sweater instead?
15. Can they drive? Do they want to?
16. What car do they/would they like to drive?
17. Is there anyone from their past they wish they’d kept in touch with?
18. What kind of vacations did they go on as a kid? How well do they remember these vacations? Would they like to go back again?
19. Anywhere they’d like to go now that they’re older?
20. What’s their star sign? Would they agree that they’re like the horoscope posts say? Do they even believe in horoscopes?
21. To what extent are they superstitious?
22. What type of clothes do they wear?
23. What type of clothes would they refuse to wear even if you were holding them at gunpoint?
24. Were they early or late for their due date? Were they a premature baby? What kind of birth did the mother have?
25. What was their favourite thing to play on at the park as a kid?
26. Do they smoke? If yes, what do they smoke? How do they smoke? Do they use an E-Cigarette?
27. Do they use public transport? Do they have a preference? Why?
28. Do they drink alcohol? If yes, what kind of alcohol do they drink?
29. Have they ever killed anyone? Why?
30. Is there anyone they wouldn’t kill but would really like to? Why?
31. Is there someone they want to avenge? Why?
32. Who would avenge your character if they died?
33. How would your character like to die?
34. Are they afraid of dying?
35. Do they have nightmares frequently? If yes, what are they about?
36. Do they believe in alternative medicine? Why?
37. What are the top ten things on your character’s bucket list?
38. Does your character have siblings? If yes, who is your character’s favourite sibling? Why?
39. Who is their favourite parent?
40. What are their parents like? Were they present for your character’s childhood? If yes, what is their parenting style?
41. Has your character ever been grounded? If yes, what did they do?
42. What is the worst thing your character ever did as a child? Why did they do it? Did they get caught?
43. Has your character ever bullied or teased anyone?
44. Has your character ever been bullied or teased? If yes, why? How has this changed who they are today?
45. Are they scared of heights?
46. Are they scared of the dark?
47. How many pillows do they sleep with?
48. Do they like a thin blanket or a thick one?
49. Can they sleep without a blanket?
50. Have they ever needed glasses? If yes, do they still need them? Would they wear contacts if they were available?

Throw out the junk, And go grocery shopping, ACTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING! Natural foods, Organic, Fresh fruits, Fresh veggies, wheats/oats, Protein bars, Coconut / almond milk, Water bottles, natural chocolate, Natural peanut butter/ Almond butter, Greek yogurt (Light) , Sugar free jello. Just GO NATURAL!

Someone: *lives in a house that their parents can afford, parents give them an allowance, parents can help them pay for college, parents can help them with car car insurance, parents can buy them nice electronic gifts on holidays, parents rarely show unsolicited aggression towards them because of stress over money, lives as their parents’ blessing instead of a burden, eats healthy, shops “organic” at health food stores*

Originally posted by catzrus




For those who haven’t heard of ‘Whole Foods Market’, it is an American supermarket chain specializing in organic food. They have a fresh produce section featuring a large variety of fruits and vegetables.
Close to this is the buffet style food selection where they offer an array of goods (dried fruits, mueslis/granolas, uncooked beans, rice, quinoa, nuts&seeds etc) where you can scoop as much as you like and pay by the weight of the bag.
They have a huge fridge section full of vegan products (faux meats, veganaise, tofu, tempeh, soups, vegan butter & cheese etc) I was in awe
Then there are aisles and aisles of organic packaged food products, and there are products that cater for almost every type of “special diet” (gluten free, dairy free, low fat, wheat free, vegan and so on)
Then (probably my favorite section) was the prepared food/cafe section!! There are a number of different 'stalls’ within this mother of all organic food shops, that serve freshly prepared meals for customer enjoyment. Whether you feel like Asian (sushi, soups, noodles) Mexican (tacos, burritos, burrito bowls) American (etc) style foods, Wholefoods caters for you (there was even a fresh smoothie bar)! I went to the buffet section and got a simple late lunch consisting off rice, roasted sweet potato, chickpeas, corn and capsicum & it was delicious.

If you’re ever in America I defiantly recommend that you go to Whole Foods!