shopping for a party

For context: we’re a Swedish group, and “Per” is a very common Swedish name. In a previous adventure, the party explored a disused mine populated by sentient robots. Now, the party is doing some shopping in a city, and the party’s cleric is trying to pawn off a handful of robot power cores (small steel balls, each containing a grain of an extremely valuable, magical mineral). The gnome vendor he’s haggling with is clearly trying to scam him.

VENDOR: It’s no good, you see. The mineral is all used up. It’s second-hand.

CLERIC: (a little exasperated) Just give me a price.

VENDOR: I’ll pay you… one thousand gold pieces. (pause) Per ball.

DM: His name is Per Ball. (already cracking up) He signs his name when speaking.

Everyone at the table loses their shit for a good minute or two.

Headcanon that they actually do sell Eraserhead merchandise, even though Aizawa isn’t all too happy about it. But underground hero or not, he has gathered at least a little fanbase, and there are being toy googles looking like his or scarfs similar to his “weapon” being sold.

Aizawa may or may not come to terms with that merchandise a little bit more when one day, he and his class are going shopping and when he turns around - having let the kids out of his sight only for a few seconds - he is greeted with the sight of twenty children wearing yellow Eraserhead-goggles and scarfs and posing, reciting things like “No good hero is a one trick phony” or “Logical ruse, guys!”

Aizawa nearly freaking loses it, very uncharacteristically for him, when he gets to witness the kids putting one pair of goggles on Toshinori’s head and the retired hero merrily joining in on their “cosplay”.

He does take pictures of those clowns pretending to be him, though all the while swearing that Mic will not get to see those.

(Mic, of course, somehow ends up seeing them.)

the tea gon get spilled today

so i love reddie, stenbrough, stike, stozier, streddie etc and so does everyone

BUT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE ACTUAL CANON POWER COUPLE THAT IS BENVERLY

like ben hanscom was smitten with bev the SECOND he saw her, he literally invented love at first sight

he wrote a fucking beautiful poem for her that a kid his age usually wouldn’t be able to come up with but he’s so damn romantic and loved up that he does anyway

bev literally treats ben like a king because he’s insecure and needs him to know he’s incredible

they’re so fucking domestic?? like forehead kisses and making breakfast together and going shopping at the weekends and hosting dinner parties CAN YOU IMAGINE??

also it’s literally canon in the 1990 film that they have a baby and that’s adorable omfg

AFTER ALL THOSE FUCKING YEARS BENJAMIN HANSCOM STILL LOOKED AT BEVERLY MARSH LIKE SHE PUT THE STARS IN THE SKY AND SHE LOOKED AT HIM LIKE HE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART SHE HAD EVER SEEN

y’all ignoring benverly and i know we love all our boys together but seriously please no one forget of the purest and strongest of all the ships

Bathing Suit

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Notes: Established relationship, one-shot, no smut (it’s implied), pool parties, low self-esteem, shopping, Reader hates shopping, Bucky is a supportive boyfriend, based on real events

Summary: Bucky tries inviting the you, his girlfriend, to a cookout and a pool party the Avengers are hosting at the compound, but you decline because you don’t have a bathing suit. You haven’t owned one in years, actually. Bucky takes you out shopping for one, and the whole day you come up empty-handed and upset. That is, until you find the bathing suit that changes everything.

A/N: So I bought a bathing suit for the first time in YEARS this weekend. Saturday seriously sucked for me. In the middle of my drudgery of trying to find a suit that actually looked decent, I came up with this idea for a fic. I hope you like it! Let me know if you did, and enjoy! ^_^




“Oh c’mon Y/N, I’m sure you’ll find something you like in no time.”

“That’s easy for you to say, Bucky. You were in and out of store like that!” you snapped your fingers on your last word to emphasize how quick Bucky got his new bathing suit. It was true, though. You and Bucky were literally in and out of Target in 15 minutes, and within that time he managed to find a pair of swimming trunks that of course made him look ridiculously hot, and all just for $20, too.

You on the other hand weren’t so lucky. It took you ages to find anything that you thought looked all right to you, and bathing suits were the worst offenders. Your bad luck with bathing suits had gotten to you so much, you quit trying to find one ages ago. In fact, it had been five years since you’ve owned a bathing suit. Maybe longer, you thought to yourself. It’s been so long you actually forgot exactly when you quit. But today’s shopping excursion reminded you of why you quit in the first place.

It was Bucky’s idea to take you out shopping. Last weekend, the entire Avengers team decided to have a cookout and a pool party. It was something they hardly had the time to do since they were too busy with missions, training, and other Avenger specific obligations. Each team member was allowed to invite a few friends, and of course Bucky invited you, his girlfriend. He was shocked and confused when you declined. You were always up for visiting at the compound, so why were you refusing now? When he asked, you gave him a simple reason.

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