Aries- Had to go out to a family gathering and had to be fancy and proceeded to put on twenty layers of deodorant because being proper is not her thing.
Taurus- Spamming her boyfriend with pictures of her favorite bands as he mocks every word I say.
Cancer- Was in “Shop And Save” with Capricorn and got in trouble for recording liquor but the thing is they were just making food puns to put on snapchat.
Libra- Crying over a fanfiction about band members being vampires that was probably written by a twelve your old.
Sagittarius- (I could not make this up if I tried.) Her neighbors called 911 on her because she was “being suspicious” and she had no knowledge of this until a cop pulls up in her driveway. You wanna know what she was doing? Dancing to “Problem” at one a.m in her front lawn.
Capricorn- Was with Cancer at “Shop And Save” recording the whole things and making the food puns.
Aquarius- Me and her had a Dr. Phil marathon and we started quoting the episodes best lines.
Pisces- Mourning over Gabe the dogs death. “Forever in our hearts.”
I fulfilled a vegan stereotype. I… I….. I SHOPPED AT WHOLE FOODS! Oh, the shame of it all! But all I bought was bulk nutritional yeast, and I paid for it with food stamps, so does that even really count?