shopping at best buy

  • you: magnus dragged alec into that photobooth
  • me, an intellectual: there was only one man holding back in those photos and that man was NOT alexander lightwood

anonymous asked:

Hiya! Can I request RFA/Saeran+MC going grocery shopping together? Could you also include which aisle they would spend the longest time in? I hope that's not too much >.< Have a lovely day~

Here ya go! Grocery shopping is nice because there’s a lot of food and I’m quite fond of that stuff.

-Sevensity


Yoosung:

  • Ok but this boy knows what’s up
  • He’s been to the grocery store so many times, he can probably finish all his shopping with his eyes closed (or at least one of them closed if you know what I mean hahahhaha sorry)
  • He’s like those moms who are into super couponing probably because his own mom was too
  • He has a whole binder full of coupons waiting to be used, and he’s categorized them all according to types and %off.
  • Even if you’ve been grocery shopping before, going with Yoosung is a whole other deal
  • Jeez is it intense
  • Though who knew browsing the vegetable aisle with this boy by your side would prove to be such an enlightening experience?
  • Unless you tell him you already know most of the stuff he’s saying, Yoosung will not hesitate to stop in front of every single thing and tell you about its various uses in cooking, or just life in general
  • And by every single thing I mean every single damn thing, even if it’s considered elementary knowledge
  • “This is a banana—“
  • “I know Yoosung,I know.”
  • He’ll also teach you really simple recipes while you load up your cart with food
  • “If you have trouble sleeping, heat up some milk and sprinkle some powdered nutmeg into it!” actually very comforting imo
  • “For really brown bananas, if you don’t want to eat them or can’t use them at the moment, put them in the freezer and you can make yummy banana bread with them later!”
  • “If you ever slice apples and want to prevent them from turning brown, just dip them in a bit of lemon juice!”
  • Thank you Yoosung Sensei
  • Every time you go grocery shopping together, you know you’ll return home feeling like you just took an intensive nutrition class

Spends longest time in:

Literally everywhere????

The only aisle he doesn’t really visit is the liquor aisle, but other than that he’ll spend the same amount of time in each place. Occasionally he will steer clear of the milk section after remembering some, ah, unpleasant memories

Zen:

  • Okay so he’s not quite a dolt when it comes to grocery shopping that’s for sure, like he knows about the basics, and of course he’s a beer expert
  • Though he is nowhere close to being on Yoosung’s Godly Grocery level
  • and Zen will never admit that he doesn’t know jack shit about what he buys most of the time
  • He’ll try to seem knowledgeable just for you, and he does want you to eat healthy (”Fruits and vegetable ares good for the skin! Though my skin is already amazing enough.” thank you zen that makes me feel so much better about myself)
  • But he’s not sure what to do with 90% of the stuff he puts in your cart
  • When you guys go home, he’ll sneak a phone call to Yoosung, list all the items that he bought, and Yoosung in turn will teach him a few possible recipes
  • Tbh usually such a phone call would sound like some shady drug dealing cuz it starts all like:
  • “Hey, Yoosung,” Zen casts a wary eye around before whispering, “I’ve got new goods.  Can you hook me up with some plans?”
  • But it’s okay, you’ll relax once you hear them talking about the properties of lettuce
  • “Zen, let me get this straight. You bought a whole octopus…without actually knowing how to cook it?!”
  • “Uh, yeah.”
  • “WHY?!”
  • “Well, I can’t be her knight in shining armor if I don’t know how to deal with a mere octopus!”
  • When Seven hears about this, he’s all like “move aside fabled evil dragon, the princess in the tower is now guarded by a wriggling, squishy octopus. How will Zen slay the mighty beast?”

Spends longest time in:

Cosmetics aisle! And I mean spends a loooooooooooooOOOng time. He wants you to try stuff on. Then he wants you to give him a makeover. Then he wants to take pictures. Then he finds new products to try. The infernal cycle begins again. 


Jaehee:

  • She never really had any  time to go grocery shopping before, and so she would just buy her meals from the convenience store
  • So the first time you went shopping together, oh boy was this girl lost
  • Although she knows all the fruits and vegetables and different types of meat, so the basics,  she just doesn’t know what to buy because there are so many choices??
  • She just wants to buy everything and try it all 
  • And so she does
  • You’re zooming around all the aisles, and soon each of you have your own cart chock full of food
  • In the end, two end up buying too much and invite Yoosung over to help y’all cook 
  • “Okay, I get that you wanted to buy a lot to get variety, but that does not explain why you had to buy 10 packs of meat and a total of 5 types of squash,” says Yoosung, mildly exasperated. 

Spends the longest time in:

The bakery section! She likes to look at their desserts to get inspiration, and will sometimes by those that catch her fancy. Although she also does spend a lot of time in the coffee section, however, there usually isn’t a lot of variety so she tends to be a bit disappointed. 


Jumin:

  • h a H
  • Jumin Han grocery shopping?
  • “Why go to the grocery store when the grocery store could come to you?”
  • babe PLS
  • “If you really want to make food yourself, why don’t you just order the ingredients online?”
  • Because grocery shopping is fun? sometimes
  • If you’re so insistent about going to the store, he’s 100% down to open one someplace in the building just for you.
  • Once you turn down all his extravagant ideas and manage to drag his fine ass to the store, Jumin is frowning.
  • Just like Yoosung, he’ll stop in front of every product there is. But this time, he’ll talk about them from a business perspective.
  • “If a watermelon costs this much for one pound, then for it to be of a profitable price, the amount of edible watermelon must be equal to—”
  • “Jumin we’ve been standing here for ten minutes.”
  • He’ll still occasionally stop to calculate the price per consumable unit though
  • Mutters to himself the whole time
  • But he proves to be immensely useful 
  • You’re comparing two types of dumplings, different companies, slightly different prices
  • “Jumin, which one comes out to be the best buy?”
  • Hoooooooh he’ll go all out 
  • He compares approximate size of dumplings, nutritional values, price per unit, reputability of manufacturer, you name it
  • So when you go grocery shopping, always bring yourself a Jumin Han to buy the best products in the store
  • Also because this rich boy is really cute when he wanders around, a little crease between his eyebrows, whispering equations to himself under his breath as he trails behind you like a little kid

Spends longest time in:

Pet food aisle, duhh. Would never dare feed Elly ‘commoner cat food’, though he’ll consider it if you make some brand suggestions. On a side note I feel like Jumin has tried Elly’s food before, especially if it’s something she seems to really like. “Maybe I can replicate this taste but make it something safe for humans to eat?”


Saeyoung:

  • asifdj;aslkdfjaslk;gja;lkdgj
  • cOme ON iT’S SAYOUNG WE ALREADY KNOW IT’LL BE A MESS
  • First of all, you guys are never both walking.  Either you’re in the cart and he pushes, or the other way around.
  • Here’s the thing though, he’s not so much in the cart as under it
  • I saw a picture of this but I can’t find it… you know how there’s usually a rack beneath the cart? Yeah, he just lies down on that.
  • If you leave him under the cart and wander too far away, he will yell “MArcO!” until you answer “polo” in an equally loud manner
  • This has gotten you kicked out more than a couple of times
  • “What do you mean soda and chips aren’t enough to sustain the human body?”
  • “What’s a vegetable?”
  • It’s like, he knows of the stuff, but he’s never seen any in person
  • “Wow…that’s…is that really an orange? In flesh????”
  • “This is edible?” he says, holding a pack of shrimp in his hands
  • While in the frozen food section: “I wonder what would happen if we blended a pizza, and then used that pizza to make pizza sauce for another pizza? Like…pizzaception.
  • you guys actually tried doing that but regretted it because that shit was disgusting
  • Food puns
  • He will try to be more serious if you tell him, but why would you? 
  • Saeyoung makes grocery shopping seem like an adventure

Spends longest time in:

I mean when he’s under the cart he doesn’t really have a choice so he’ll chill there and contemplate whether or not he should lick the floor while you get the food.  However, if he’s the one pushing you, you bet he’ll head straight to the snack section. That’s his turf. Will glower at those who dare approach his precious chips. “So um Saeyoung are we just gonna wait around here and chase people away all day or…?” 


Saeran:

  • He’s the type of kid that has absolutely no idea about anything
  • He’ll point at a cabbage and call it a cucumber
  • He says carrots grow on trees
  • You get a lot of stares because he calls everything by the wrong name with so much confidence
  • The baby is super proud of himself and you don’t have the heart to tell him he’s wrong
  • That changes when Yoosung goes shopping with him once though.  Yoosung almost cried when Saeran asked him what this weird, round white thing was called (answer: an oinion. HAH SAERAN IS LIKE AN ONION, HE HAS LAYERS HAHAHAHAHHA I’M SO FUNNY)
  • Yoosung lowkey kidnaps Saeran and they have a study session together where Saeran learns about the marvelous world of fresh produce
  • But once you go back to the store together after he studied hard, it’s so precious
  • Saeran correctly identifies most of the stuff, but after every time he names something, he’ll glance at you, as if waiting for your approval
  • once you give him a tiny nod, a smile playing around your lips, his eyes will just light the fuck up and ;sdfja;lskdfjaslkdfja the baby bean is gonna blush a lil’ because w oW he did it???
  • Saeran reverts back to a toddler when y’all go to the store, you better hold his hand or he’ll wander off and get lost in another dimension

Spends longest time in:

ya, the ice cream section. you can get ice cream on a stick?? w h at???? a pre made ice cream cone???? w HA t??? I CAN BUY TWO LITERS BUCKETS OF ICE CREAM??? W  H AT?!??!??!?! It’s a Saeran heaven and half the bill goes to his own, full cart of ice cream. 

Owned - pt 10

Originally posted by hopeatuuli

“Darling, look at this arrangement. They’re so beautiful!” Mrs. Kim said.

The flowers you gave her were, of course, from the best shop in town.

The reporters were buying everything. Mr. Kim smiled and nodded at his wife.

“I’m glad you like them.” You said.

Namjoon remained silent.

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Masterlist.

Blurbs

- Cuddly Harry

- Harry Goes To A Play

- Had A Bay Day

- Small Fight

- Harry & Wife on Jonathan Ross

- Anxiety at Work

- London Love

- Harry Buys A Cat

- Flower Shop

- Breakup After 2 Years

- Best Friends Who Make Out

- Lou Saw You

- Worries in Airports

- Newborn Baby Meets Family

- Random Roadtrips (smut)

- Jealousy over Dancing

- Fans Spot You on Tour

- Chemistry on Set

- Harry Sees You Cry

- Stolen Hoodie

- Jeans Look So Good (smut)

- Jealous Much?

Whenever I play Breath of the Wild, I wonder, has Sidon ever met any Koroks??

Because, I can’t help but think they’d get along really well, since both Sidon and most of the Koroks you meet are very enthusiastically ‘Team Link’. Like, Sidon is president of the Link Fanclub and 90% of the members are Koroks.

I just like thinking about Sidon meeting Koroks and the conversation basically ending up being about how awesome Link is.

New In Town

Originally posted by barbaratrey

Request: Would u do a Sebastian imagine where the reader is new in town and Sebastian like shows her around and he ends up finding out she joined glee club at McKinley and he is worried she will find out what all he’s done to them

Notes: Okay sorry this took forever, I’ve just been more busy lately. Sebastian isn’t really fully in character in this one, but it was as close as I could get with following the request. Hope you enjoy!

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Carolina - Pink Series pt. 2

Hey loves! I hope you like this part, I finished it just in time! I think it’s fun and cute and angsty as hell and I hope you love Harry and Y/N’s relationship as much as I do! Let me know, feedback is always appreciated! .xx - M

Word Count: ~5k


Harry is on his way to New York, the flight to JFK seeming longer than it used to now that he’s got a specific someone he’s not used to leaving. Well, he doesn’t necessarily have you, per say, but over the past few weeks, he’s grown attached. After the initial coffee date reunion, and the night spent at yours drinking and playing truth or dare, Harry and Y/N began spending more and more time together, meeting up after work, spending all day on saturdays together going to the park and exploring some of the best shopping streets in London but rarely buying anything. Life felt simpler with you around, and he wanted to spend every waking minute with you. Some days, you’d meet up at your favorite cafe, you would bring your journal and laptop, Harry would bring his, and you’d both would just sit there, you working on your scripts, him his songs, and have a practically silent day together. Every once in awhile you’d turn to him, eyes focused on his face as he worked and waited until he looked like he was at a good stopping point, not right in the middle of pure genius gifted by god before she’d interrupt.

“Hey, Harry, can you tell me how this sounds?”

You’d go on to explain the scene you were writing and read him a bit of dialogue, doing voices to represent different characters and you wouldn’t look at him, not out of embarrassment, he thinks, but out of concentration - your mind was truly somewhere else, even in those moments. And he’d listen patiently, nodding as you spoke, trying to keep the most endeared smile off his face even though you made his heart thunder in his chest, and then he’d give honest feedback. Usually it was good, because you were phenomenal, but sometimes he’d remind you that no, real people do not speak like that, and no, no one says “bee’s knees” anymore, to which you’d pout, but know he was right.

Keep reading

Masterlist.

Blurbs

- Cuddly Harry

- Harry Goes To A Play

- Had A Bay Day

- Small Fight

- Harry & Wife on Jonathan Ross

- Anxiety at Work

- London Love

- Harry Buys A Cat

- Flower Shop

- Breakup After 2 Years

- Best Friends Who Make Out

- Lou Saw You

- Worries in Airports

- Newborn Baby Meets Family

- Random Roadtrips (smut)

- Jealousy over Dancing

- Fans Spot You on Tour

- Chemistry on Set

- Harry Sees You Cry

- Stolen Hoodie

List of PVP Zones
  • McDonalds
  • Wal Mart
  • Taco Bell
  • Six Flags
  • GameStop
  • Party City
  • PetSmart
  • Burger King
  • Macy’s Fitting Rooms 
  • Bed Bath & Beyond
  • Sears
  • JC Penney
  • Boscov’s
  • Little Caesar's 
  • Target Fitting Rooms 
  • Payless 
  • Office Depot 
  • Staples (after hours) 
  • Bath & Body Works 
  • All of Florida
  • Best Buy 
  • Nordstrom Shoe Section 
  • CVS 
  • Stop & Shop 
  • Grocery Store Starbucks 
  • Lowe's 
  • Dollar Tree 
  • Interstate Rest Stops 
  • Blockbuster (formerly) 
  • The music section of Barnes & Noble 
  • White House Black Market 
  • Sonic 
  • Waffle House 
  • Sam’s Club 
  • Any Car Wash 
  • 7/11 
  • Cookout 
  • Johnny Rockets 
  • A&W 

anonymous asked:

Hey Chris, hopefully this isn't too personal, but would you be willing to do a more detailed post about your diet change? I know that you've answered tons of questions on it, and you're probably tired of getting them, so maybe you could clear everything up in one post? How has it helped your running – faster/slower/energy during workouts? Body wise – weight gain/loss, bloating/digestion, your skin/hair/energy levels/mental clarity? Judgements from others/dealing with the ethical side? etc.

Hi beautiful. I will honestly just answer it here and keep it tagged in my personal posts :) I have been meaning to make this post for a while so here we go:

Throughout the last 2 years I experienced a lot, as we all do…with life and changes. I guess to put it simply– I have been GROWING and changing and figuring things out on my own as we all should!! Change is good! Change is necessary! When I was injured I discovered veganism and I think in many ways it was a manifestation of restricting food groups from my diet while I was injured…I had lost my identity as a “runner” when I was injured…lots of things. I think veganism and seeing the movement gave me a purpose, something else to focus on, something else to identify with. I don’t feel like getting into a huge explanation because, well, there isn’t one. It was what it is. I am a human being. I don’t realize things until looking back on them you know? I fully stand by the ethical side of veganism but I don’t think veganism is the “perfect diet,” nor do I think ANY diet is the perfect diet. I think the “perfect diet” is what makes an individual feel best. I think eating a wide range of whole foods and nutrient-dense foods and doing what makes you feel good is the most important thing at the end of the day, bottom line.

How many people swear by veganism? Or the paleo diet? Or the keto diet? Or a diet that’s entirely organic? And so on and so forth…there are so many “diets.” It leaves my head spinning. People swear by the diet they feel best on but that doesn’t mean it is the diet that everyone feels best on. I know veganism is not a “diet,” it is a lifestyle– with ethics. And I support it and respect it and stand by it…but as always, I am about doing the best we can…not being perfect. We can still do the best we can in terms of being ethical without giving up animal products entirely. We can still do our best to shop ethically, buy ethically, you get the point. I am entirely aware I may get more hate for this.

I was tired of blacking out on every run I was going on a few months ago. My runs kept getting shorter because I literally COULD NOT see without seeing black everywhere. My blood work came back fine– it wasn’t iron, it wasn’t a thyroid issue, etc. Things weren’t adding up. I listened to my gut. Added in everything in terms of food gradually. Is it coincidental that the day I made a change, I have not experienced any brain fog, dizziness, blacking out, bloating, extreme fatigue, dead legs, feeling paralyzed when running, and so on? Maybe, but I haven’t felt any of those symptoms since.

I didn’t feel these symptoms when I was injured because I wasn’t running when I first gave up eating animal products. But the more I ran, the worse it got. The body is more complicated than we can explain. No one has all the answers…not even the most prestigious doctors. In my opinion, the human body is a huge mystery…and there is not a “one size fits all” diet or approach. People respond differently to different things.

And who knows?!?! Maybe a year from now I will be THRIVING on an entirely plant-based diet while running?! WHO KNOWS???? No one knows! We just need to take it day by day. Our bodies change too! Daily! What works for us at one point in our lives may not be the best way for us forever!

No one needs to know your business about your diet except YOU. It is your body, your life, your health, YOUR CHOICES. That is what matters :) You do not need to justify your decisions or choices to anyone!

I am prepared to get some hate for this, that’s ok. I am happy to share this with others if it helps. Hope this answers you anon :)

anonymous asked:

could we maybe get the Ut, Uf and Us skelebros reactions to their s/o becoming pregnant, maybe?

I’m gonna try to keep S/O gender neutral for you mpreg lovers out there.

Undertale

Sans

You’re pregnant? Holy shit you’re pregnant?! He’s going to be a dad? Holy shit he’s going to be dad. He looks at your stomach and slowly rubs it, imagining the little life growing inside. Something that he made. Something that’s his. He holds you close and kisses you, telling you how happy you make him and how amazing of a parent you’re going to be. At night as you lay sleeping, Sans will rest his head on your stomach everyday, until he could hear the first heartbeat. 

Papyrus

He’s leaping with joy, hugging you tightly, but not too tightly, and kissing you everywhere. He calls everyone that he knows telling them that he’s going to be a dad and he’s already making plans for the best baby shower ever. 

Underfell

Sans

Catch this skele before he faints. Oh man, if you thought he was a sweaty ball of anxiety now, he’s even worse. He just nopes out of there and into Grillbys drinking himself into oblivion. He can’t be a father, he can barely take care of himself! Not only that, but he has to keep himself, you and his child protected. Oh god his child that’s his child. At this point, something flutters in his soul. His child. With you. You of all people who is so perfect in every way, who wants to raise a living being with him.  He comes home and apologizes for freaking out. Once you get your baby bump, he’s completely mesmerized by your body and loves giving your tummy kisses.

Papyrus

Of course you’re pregnant, no kind of protection is a match against his powerful seed! He has been expecting this so he takes you baby shopping, buying all of the best items and clothing. Only the best for his precious heir! He cooks you the most nutritious meals for you and the baby and is more tender towards you throughout the pregnancy. 

Underswap

Sans

Literal stars shine in his eyes as he stares your belly. He asks if he can listen to the heartbeat and you laugh, telling him there is none yet. That doesn’t stop him from trying though. He talks to it, saying that he’s their dad, how he’s going to train them when they’re ready. He already loves them so much, and you even more. 

Papyrus

The moment he hears that you’re pregnant, he gets rid of all his cigs. He’s quitting right then and there as sign that he is utterly devoted to you and his child. He wonders what the baby will look like, a skeleton like him? Or more like his wonderful partner? He hopes they will have your eyes though. 

  • Walmart: watch a mother spank her kid in public
  • Target: watch a white kid scream down the aisles while the mother does nothing
  • K-mart: watch kids break shit. Where are their parents?!!!1?
  • Walgreens: watch pimple faced kids purchase Monster energy drinks with crumpled up dollar bills
  • Best Buy: watch kids beg their mom for something and pitch a fit.
  • Big-lots: who the fuck even shops here??
  • Sears: watch no one. No one shops at Sears this store is dead.

A little rave/rant ahead!

Just saw this article about San Francisco passing a law that makes all pet shops sell only rescue dogs and cats - this makes me so happy. (I’m from the Bay Area.) Honestly, I hope this law becomes more widespread, and quickly grows to include birds and other animals as well.

Benjamin, Jasmine, and Piper were all pet store birds, but I did a lot of research and learning about the situation since then, which truly opened my eyes. I do my best to avoid going to pet shops now or even buying food/toys from them like I used to (I just order the supplies online through Amazon etc). Also, I will never purchase another animal from a pet shop again. So many animals out there are in need of a loving home and have been either abandoned, or given up for various reasons… especially here in Japan, the pet-selling industry seems to still be burgeoning, with so many puppies, kittens, baby birds in the shops (our birds all were once). Then I look at the pet adoption website here, and they are literally giving up birds (especially lovebird, budgies, cockatiels) EVERY SINGLE DAY. For selfish reasons like they’re moving somewhere that doesn’t allow pets, or the birds were “too loud” (huh, didn’t think to check that before taking the bird into your life?), or whatever other reasons. Posts for cats and dogs (that were rescued off the street, at the pound, given up etc) are overflowing too, to the point that most of them aren’t being adopted at all - no, so many people here would rather just go to a pet store and spend thousands on a baby, while supporting the whole vicious cycle. Many purchase the animals without any real knowledge of how to properly care for them, especially the birds because they’re cheaper in price, and then just give them up when they’re tired of them.

Also, the cages holding the baby birds for sale? (Or sometimes birds that have been there months because they haven’t been able to sell them - I remember this one sun conure in particular who was such a sweetie…) Most of them that I’ve seen were BARE of toys, much needed to provide some mental stimulation for the poor dears who are stuck in there 24-7, and also too small in size. It makes me simultaneously angry and want to cry when I see it (which is why I try avoiding them now - it makes me want to rescue all the birbs). And don’t get me started on the condition of the food in those pet store cages. Most of the time it’s just seeds (sometimes I’ve even seen only sunflower seeds!!!) or rarely pellets, which are colored.

I’m not saying this applies to 100% of the pet stores out there - I know there are probably some good ones too, who properly try to care for their animals, provide proper nutrition and toys, etc. But in the end, I’m saying that I no longer agree with the idea of exchanging money for lives, especially when that money goes on to perpetuate the problem. My birbs are my best friends. They’re perceptive, intelligent, loving, and deserving of just as much respect, care, and right to happiness as any human.

This got LONG, wow. Thank you for reading if you made it this far. I’ll retreat to some birb cuddles and the regular program of posts now :)


*On second thought, here’s a bonus Piper “helping” me unpack a package, for your trouble!