Tom took you to one of his photo shoot sessions, you were happy he did because you loved when he dressed up and looked sexy as hell. While they were taking a break, you took out your phone to record him and he saw you and turned around and started posing for you. You started laughing historically and he went over to pick you up. He pulled you up to his face, admiring you beauty and pulled your face towards his and kissed you passionately.
Tell everyone. Tell the people you work with, tell everyone in the whole wide world… that my family is off-limits. That nobody - nobody - touches them. For any reason. Ever. Tell them. Make them understand that anyone who tries moves to the bottom of the food chain… and becomes prey. And down here, in this food chain, the rats aren’t the predators. The men with guns aren’t predators…
Context: our group is playing through Princes of the Apocalypse. We’re just coming back to the earth temple a week later to finish off the boss, who we didn’t kill last time. Our party - a snarky wood elf ranger, a priest of Lathander who carries a keg, a huge ill tempered dragon born paladin, and a big red haired barmaid with a great sword (me) - clears the room at last, but the main baddie starts his get away. We’re all across the room from him, and he’s already at the door.
Dragonborn: throws two javelins, both which hit, but don’t kill him.
Ranger: (from the ceiling, where he’s been the whole fight thanks to spider climb) shoots an arrow, misses one, but the boss is still standing.
Me (ooc): Shit, I already threw my handaxes!
Ranger (ooc): You still have (checks paper) an iron frying pan and a shovel?
Me (ooc): YES! I throw my frying pan!
DM: ……. Alright, I’ll give it to you. But you only get strength bonuses.
Having been given the blessings of Lathander (which, combined with the heals, has helped us so often that the whole party has become devout believers) I manage to land the hit. I roll to damage, and all of us look up at the DM expectantly. There’s a long pause.
DM: *slowly takes the boss’s miniature off the board*
The whole party breaks into hysterics. The pan is bent out of shape now, but none of us want to fix it.
Request: Can I request a peter parker x reader where the reader has gotten into a fight with peter and peter gets a little rough with the reader (like pins reader into the wall very hard and he punches into the wall) and you can take it from there!
Warnings: HECKIN ANGSTY, it gets a tiny bit physical but it by no means shows or romanticizes abuse !! that’s not coolio !!
Pairing: Reader x Peter Parker
Word Count: 1.5k (sorry this one ended up being a bit shorter haha)
Update: I’m so surprised at how many positive reactions this got! You guys are the best :D
To say you had a bad day was the understatement of the century. To start off with, there was an Algebra 2 test that you were totally unprepared for and you had left about half of the questions on it blank, which definitely wouldn’t end up getting you a good grade. At lunch you went to buy some pizza only to find out that you forgot to turn in your food service money and had none left in your account, leaving you very hungry and irritated. Your locker got stuck making you late to 5th period, the water fountain was broken and sprayed all over you, and you got stuck with a burnout for a lab partner. A lot of little things started to add up and by the end of the day you were dangerously close to absolutely losing it. If anyone did anything more to bother you, it was going to send you over the edge. It just so happened that the poor soul was Peter Parker, your best friend who you had a slight crush on for a while.
Peter had told you he would come by your place to work on some homework and just hang out after school. You were really looking forward to it since he was super busy and you couldn’t see each other as often as you would have liked. You waited patiently for a few hours before settling on the fact that he had stood you up. At that point you were completely pissed off. You grabbed your phone only to see new texts from your friends. Apparently there was a party at some senior girl’s house and a lot of people were there including, to your surprise, Peter. You were more than a little hurt. It wouldn’t have been a big deal if he had just cancelled but the fact that he blew you off completely really stung.
About an hour passed before you heard a knock at your door. You answered it, finding Peter standing there with an apologetic smile on his face. Any other day you would have melted at the mere sight of him grinning like that, but today wasn’t like any normal day.
“What?” you asked brusquely. Your hands moved to your hips and you stared at him expectantly. You didn’t really know what excuse you wanted to hear, but practically all of them would have been the wrong answer.
“I came to hang out with you!” he said and pushed past you, making himself at home. “Sorry I couldn’t come sooner, I had to take care of some stuff relating to you-know-what.” You rolled your eyes. Peter told you about being Spider-Man a few months back, which explained how busy he was, but this time that wasn’t going to cut it. You had seen the pictures from the party and there was absolutely no way it involved him like that.
“Right,” you said sarcastically. “I’m sure every party needs Spider-Man there to make sure things don’t get out of control. Tell me, does Liz Allan have a thing for spandex? Is that why you ditched me?” Peter’s eyebrows shot up, surprised by your dark tone. He had never seen you mad before and it both concerned and confused him. At the same time, bringing up Liz was a hit below the belt.
“E-excuse me?” he stammered, his smile fading. “What does she have to do with this? Look, I’m really sorry I’m late but at least I’m here now so can you just let it go?”
“No, I can’t,” you said defiantly. “Don’t try to change the subject. I saw the pictures of you at that party, you can’t deny it.”
“So I’m not allowed to go to parties now?” he asked, his anger rising as well. “What gives, Y/N. Are you jealous of Liz or something? Is that what this is about?”
“I would never be jealous of her,” you snorted. “You’re trying to turn this on me, but it’s not my fault. You think you’re so high and mighty just because you swing around all over Queens in tights every night. ‘Look at me, I’m Peter and I shoot nasty ass spider juice all over the place. Tony Stark loves me and so does Liz Allan”. Seriously, it’s ridiculous.“ Your voice got louder and louder as you went, your emotions getting the best of you. Peter’s eyes dropped to the floor and he balled his hands into fists. You regretted yelling at him like that, but you refused to back down. All of the anger that had built up inside you was finally coming out, and you couldn’t stop it now.
“First of all,” he said fiercely, “I don’t wear spandex and I definitely don’t wear tights. Second, I don’t think I’m better than anyone else. I’ve never said anything like that in my life. I don’t know what your beef is tonight but if you don’t want me here then I’ll just leave.”
“Leave and go where?” you spat. “Back to Liz’s house? Fine, see if I care. I didn’t know Spider-Man was a party trick now, but it’s cool. I’m sure everyone is dying to see you crawl around on the ceiling. Maybe shoot some webs, lay some eggs? Personally, spiders have always grossed me out, but if that’s what the senior chicks are into-” Suddenly Peter slammed one of his hands onto the wall next to you, using the other to pin you back, and you were so startled that your voice caught in your throat. His chest was rising and falling, the veins in his arms and neck noticeably present.
“Stop. Talking. About. Liz.” Peter enunciated every word carefully, his eyes locked on yours. A shiver ran down your spine. This was a different Peter than your dorky and awkward best friend. He was intimidating and tough, and all of his anger was aimed right at you. Never in your life did you ever think you’d see him like this, and it scared you. You knew what he was capable of, and you wouldn’t have been surprised if he had punched a hole in the wall. His arm was pressing into your chest and it hurt. It wasn’t like you couldn’t breathe, but it was still painful and uncomfortable. You were so shocked by it, especially since Peter never touched you without asking first, even just to link arms or something. His gentle demeanor had vanished completely, and that’s when you figured out that you had really messed up.
“Get off of me,” you said hoarsely. “Get off of me right now.” Peter blinked, only just realizing what he had done. His grip loosened and he took a step back, his eyes wide and full of panic. Neither of you really knew what to do next.
“O-Oh god, I’m so sorry,” he said quietly. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to… I never meant to do that. I’d never hurt you, I didn’t want to hurt you-”
“Peter, I think you should go,” you said, tears pricking the corners of your eyes. Your breathing was uneven and shaky, and he noticed it right away.
“Y/N, I didn’t… I didn’t hurt you, did I?” he asked, almost pleading with you. He took a step toward you and you instinctively backed away. The look of pain on his face made you feel like you had kicked him in the stomach. By then you didn’t even care that there were tears were streaming down your face. You couldn’t think straight, your mind was whirling and you could hear your heart pounding.
“Peter, you need to leave,” you choked out again. He nodded slowly, processing things but still not moving.
“Are you okay?” he asked in a voice just above a whisper. “Please, just… Just tell me I didn’t hurt you at all. I swear I’ll leave right after…” You wiped your eyes and shook your head. You heard his breathing stop for a moment before he took another step backwards. He was crying too and looked absolutely broken. It was all your fault. All of this. If you hadn’t been so grumpy and jealous in the first place none of it would have happened. You told yourself over and over that you needed to apologize, you needed to tell Peter that you were alright and that it wasn’t his fault. For some reason you just couldn’t bring yourself to do it, so you stood there in silence crying as he slowly made his way out the door and out of your house.
The second the door closed behind him you collapsed onto the ground. Your sobs echoed off the walls of the empty room. There was no anger left inside of you, only regret and sadness. You didn’t mean any of the things you had said, you weren’t in your right state of mind, but that didn’t change the fact that you still said them.
Your chest ached, not because Peter had hurt you, but instead because your heart was broken.
Tags~ @nevaehsuga (thank you for the request love!! i hope you liked it!!) @nedslaptop (I don’t really have a tag list yet but i thought I’d add you as long as I was doing it since you asked a while back xx)
If you wanna be tagged in my dumb writing in the future let me know and I’ll make sure to add you!!
request:“Do you think you can write a tom holland x reader where they are dating
and she surprises him on set in his trailer…” (requested by anon)
short summary: ^^^with a funny lil twist lmao
length: 1.4k words
warnings: i didnt label this as smut bc it’s not inherently smutty and i didn’t rlly write any legit smut in here, this is mostly fluffy shits.
A/N: i didn’t put the whole request above bc i didn’t wanna spoil the whole thing but the anon knows who they are hope u like it bud kinda short but eh also sorry i suck at titles
“Thanks Harrison,” you smiled gratefully as he led you into Tom’s trailer on set.
“Of course, Tom’s been whining about how much he’s been missing you so I’m sure he’ll be pretty excited for this surprise,” Harrison replied shaking his head. His phone buzzed with a notification. “I’ve gotta go, but Tom should have a break in around 20 minutes if I remember correctly.”
Tom was an idiot, he was sure of it. The only reason he even decided to go to these stupid weddings were because Joanne was going to be there, she was going to be at each of the weddings, and of course, when he found out she was seeing someone else Tom just had to RSVP with, “Yes I will be attending, with one guest.”
Now it was three days before the first wedding, and he was just as single as ever. “How hard can it be to find a girl to go with me to a few weddings?” he remembered telling himself when he sent in his RSVP months ago and had since forgotten about it. That is until his old friend, Jerry, who was getting married, sent him a message. It read, hey man! Can’t wait to see you and your girl at the wedding, been too long. Tom knew he was royally fucked.
#5 “I made my baby cry!”, #53 “Sit in my lap”, and #57 “You don’t understand, you never do!”
Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader
Description: While Tom was away shooting for Spider-Man Homecoming, he did a few interviews. One where they asked about a funny moment between you and him. He decided to tell them the one time you played a prank on him when you two were training.
Warnings: Just cuteness, it’s super dorky aw
Word Count: 1,654
A/N: Yayyyy! First Tom Holland imagine, I think it’s super cute and dorky omg. I think this imagine turned out really well and idk I just love it ahaha. But fr, I could so see him accidently letting a secret like this slip out bc we all know he can’t keep secrets.
“Well look who it is! It’s Mr. Spider-Man himself, Tom Holland! Welcome!” The interviewer grinned at Tom, making him smile and give a few waves.
“It’s crazy man, to be here surrounded by all these wonderful people.” Tom gushed, looking around in pure bliss.
You were sitting at home, watching his live interview on TV, laughing at how dorky he was.
You and Tom had been dating for about a year now, you were thrilled when you found out he got the role of Spider-Man for Captain America Civil War, and even more ecstatic when you found out he actually became Spider-Man.
Tom had told you many times how he wished he could be that character, and then his dream came true and you couldn’t have been more proud.
He had been gone for a few months now, filming for his new movie Spider-Man Homecoming, which you were going to drag him to, to watch in the theatres together, whether he wanted to or not.
You were unbelievably proud of Tom, he looked so happy, and that’s all that mattered to you, even if you did miss him a ton.
Your head snapped back to the TV, hearing the interviewer mention your name, a smile creeping its way onto your lips.
This had to be good.
“So, how are you and Y/N doing? Is she at home now watching this?” The interviewer asked, making Tom blush lightly and smile bashfully.
“She’s doing great actually, I love her a lot. It means a lot to me that she’s so supportive and happy for me. She’s the best girlfriend you could have honestly. And yes, she is at home right now,” Tom waves into the camera, making you laugh, “I’m pretty positive she’s watching this, mainly because I told her to.” Tom chuckled, making the interviewer laugh.
“I’m glad you guys are still together and that everything is going well between the two of you.” The interviewer added on, making Tom smile and nod along.
“Yeah it’s great, she’s great, everything is just.. great.” He laughed, motioning to the area around him.
“Speaking of Y/N, I know you two have been together for quite the time now.” The interviewer stated, making Tom grow serious for a moment.
“Yeah, Y/N and I have been together for about a year now, she was there with me when I actually got casted as Spider-Man for Cap Civil War.” Tom smiled, making a heart into the camera, which obviously made your heart melt even more.
Tom was that guy, that even if he was miles away, he could still make your heart flutter, even through a television screen.
“She’s super supportive like I said before, and I just couldn’t be happier.” Tom grinned, running his fingers through his hair messily.
“That’s great, I’m happy for you both. Speaking of Y/N, are there any funny moments you to have together that you’re willing to share?” The interviewer gave Tom a smile, making him laugh.
“Man, this is tough, Y/N always makes me laugh.” Tom smiled, placing his fingers on his chin as he thought about all the moments you two have had.
His eyes lit up, as he grinned at the interviewer.
“There was actually this one moment, Y/N and I were training, it was after we found out I was casted as Spider-Man for my new movie, and I wanted to get a head start on training for it.” Tom explained, already laughing as he thought of the memory.
You on the other hand, were dying of laughter already, you remember this day like it happened yesterday.
“So, Y/N and I were training one day, we were doing an exercise where we were practicing punching, since you know Spider-Man does stunts like that.” Tom laughed, crossing his arms as he swayed back and forth.
“So we were doing punching exercises and I went to you know.. ‘punch her’ and when I did she screamed and held her face.” Tom explained, making the interviewer gasp.
“So of course I stopped and was like ’oh shit! are you okay? oh my god, I made my baby cry!’ and I quickly took off the equipment to make sure she wasn’t really injured.” Tom explained, covering his mouth with his hands before laughing, as he glared into the camera playfully, making you laugh even harder.
“After I removed the gloves, I told her you know.. come here sit in my lap, and so she did, she was still holding her face, she felt like she was crying and I was really worried I had actually hurt her you know?” Tom laughed, licking his bottom lip as he continued on.
“And then, as I was trying to get her to remove her hands from her face, I felt her start to laugh, and I was so confused.” Tom smiled, shaking his head, as the interviewer laughed.
“I eventually pried her hands away to see she was totally fine, and had gotten me worked up over nothing! I was so frustrated, but she found it hysterical, she was laughing so hard. I remember telling her ’you don’t understand,' I was so scared I actually had hurt her.” Tom laughed, shaking his head as he looked into the camera.
“But she didn’t care, she claimed that I never do, and by that I mean that I never get her pranks until after she’s done them. You see Y/N is that good of a prankster that she really fools you.” Tom explained, biting his lip slightly.
You were sitting on the couch, laughing at the memory, it was all true, Tom had gotten so frustrated with you, but you couldn’t take him seriously.
You were too proud and full of laughter that he fell for another one of your crazy pranks.
“And the thing is, I always fall for them, I never realize I’d been pranked till after it happens.” Tom laughed, making the interviewer laugh with him.
“You two are definitely a match, the fact that she pranks you that well and you still fall for them shows you two have something special.” The interviewer smiled, making Tom blush lightly.
“Oh don’t worry, I got her back just as good.” Tom grinned, winking into the camera, making you roll your eyes playfully.
“I don’t blame you,” The interviewer laughed, before looking into the camera then at Tom. “Well, that’s about all the time we have for today, congratulations on your new movie, Spider-Man Homecoming.” The interviewer smiled, shaking Tom’s hand who was smiling back at him.
“Thanks! And thanks for having me, it was a blast.” Tom smiled, waving goodbye into the camera before the interview was over.
You laughed, shaking your head at your TV screen, Tom was such a dork.
Within a few minutes, you felt your phone buzz, only to see you had a text message from him already.
SpiderTom: hey baby did u see my interview? ;)
You: u mean the one where u talked about my epic pranking skills? then yes, yes i did, & I’m ngl i was laughing the entire time
SpiderTom: ur evil you know that? but i love u anyways <3
You: yes, yes i do know >:) & i love u too boo <3
You laughed as you read the next text, a smirk creeping up onto your lips as you replied back.
SpiderTom: you’re going to prank me again aren’t you? :o
You: oh 100%, see u soon babe. ;)
And with that, you shut your phone off, and went to bed, the smirk never once leaving your face.
❀ he likes when you play with his hair
- whenever he has his head in your lap, he’ll just grab your hand and shove it in his hair
❀ he loves making you laugh. your smile, he could watch for days
❀ peter’s the little spoon. occasionally, he’ll let you be the little spoon, only because he enjoys smothering you with his affection.
❀ sUpEr aFfEcTiOnAtE bOyFrIeNd
- he doesn’t mind pda. he doesn’t care about the countless eyes that turn your way when he kisses you. if he’s gonna love his boo, then he’s gonna love his boo.
❀ taco tuesdays
- you’ll pick up some tacos from a stand near peter’s place while he set up for a movie.
❀ after a night of being crime-fighting spidey, he’ll be so cuddly
- on weekends, you’ll stay in bed all day while you give him love. which he loves to just delve in
- when there’s school, he just stays as close to you as he can. you’re like his security blanket
❀ covering for him if he ever has to leave school for tony stark
❀ he’s actually scared of spiders. he’ll call for your help if he saw one. then, tell you not to kill it, but to release it into the outside world where it belongs
❀ learning new recipes with aunt may while you wait for peter to return home from decathlon
- ten points - every time you or aunt may mixed up sugar with salt
- bonus - you and may finally made something worth eating, but may hid them
❀ discovering new music with peter
❀ first times ♡
- there’s so many giggles. peter trips over your pants, you get tangled in your shirt. your underwear somehow ends up on the ceiling fan
- it’s very sweet, passionate, and PROTECTED
- the next morning at breakfast, aunt may asks the reason why your undergarments were spinning around the room.
❀ midnight dates to nowhere
- you two would flip coins for your journey. heads = left, tails = right
- one time y'all ended up at the beach, then you watched the sunrise on the shoreline
❀ building a house of cards with peter and ned at the back of the library
- “you guys are weird,” michelle would comment, her eyes peeking through the bookshelf (she pushed a few books off the shelf to get involved).
- “would you like to join us?” ned offered.
- she would stare at you three. then raise her eyebrows. “eh, why not.”
❀ peter likes to shove his cold hands up your shirt before bed
It’s been two months since Tom left to shoot the Spider-Man sequel, and you finally have some time off to go visit in Atlanta. The Marvel movie sets are always basically on lockdown to keep any info from leaking out, so when you arrive at the lot, you are asked to go straight to his trailer, even though Tom had let you know that he would not be offset for at least another two hours. Since this was the first time that you were visiting Tom on a Marvel set, the production team and security were kinda wary of you being in his trailer by yourself.
Request: “im literally down for anything about peter
because i love him but could you do one where the reader finds out about him
Peter Parker x Reader
Chemistry was always approached half-heartedly by most of the students at your
school, since it was the last lesson on a Monday. That’s why you were quite
intrigued by how giddy Peter Parker looked as he mixed various concoctions, his
eyes shifty as he fiddled with something underneath the table. Being the
curious creature you were, you approached your friend, leaning beside him
fun?” You voiced, causing the fidgety boy to jump.
(Y/n), didn’t see you there.” He replied awkwardly, stuffing his hands into his