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Preferences//You Texted The Wrong Person

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You texted the wrong person

Jack J:

You accidentally text Sammy,

“Babe? WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK HOME IM ALONE I NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, PLS DADDY”

“I’LL PASS HIM THE MESSAGE! OOOOOH DIDN’T KNOW YOU’RE THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD CALL HER BOYFRIEND DADDY 😏”

“SHIT SAMMY SHUT UP OMG I THOUGHT I TEXTED JACK, AKSVSJAB SORRY”

Jack G:

You accidentally text Jack Johnson,

“You know what I’d do to you if you were here right now? I’d make you feel good, tonight I’m leading. Get your ass here back stage, now.”

“😳 um, (Y/N), you texted the wrong Jack..”

“Oh my god, Johnson😳 I am so so sorry that was meant for Jack G.”

“I think it’s time for you to change my contact name in your phone 😂”

Sammy:

You accidentally texted Nate,

“SAM! There’s a freaking huge ass spider here! CoME HERE NOW AND KILL IT.”

“What’s in it for me”

“I’d do anything you ask daddy now be my superman and kill this spider 😩”

“You do know that you’re texting me right? Look up at your text and read the contact name that you’re texting rn 😂 ”

“Fuck. Pass Sammy the message, Maloley.”

Nate:

You accidentally texted Sam,

“Babyyyy boy.”

“Daddy.”

“Daddy?”

“Call me daddy.”

“Fine then daddy 😏”

Nate walks in and kisses your cheek, then you looked up with a smirk.

“Hi, daddy.” You said seductively.

“Why are you calling me daddy, baby?”

You looked down at your phone and realized that you accidentally texted Sam, you read his reply, “Yes, momma 😏”

You replied him back, “Fuckboy 😂 SORRY SAM I THOUGHT I TEXTED NATE”

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Twitter//@maloleyxcaniff

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i miss hicstreme0 ;-;    based on the Ben Solo AU comic.

General Hux: the lovely @arkadycosplay
Ben Solo: this trash bucket @satan-in-purple

When some people rejoin with “All Lives Matter” they misunderstand the problem, but not because their message is untrue. It is true that all lives matter, but it is equally true that not all lives are understood to matter which is precisely why it is most important to name the lives that have not mattered, and are struggling to matter in the way they deserve.
—  Judith Butler in the New York Times article, “What’s Wrong With ‘All Lives Matter’?” Such a good article.
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I just want you all to look at this. Pay attention, gals and gents. THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.

THE DAY THIS FUCKING PHOTO WAS TAKEN, FUCKING HISTORY WAS MADE, DO YOU HEAR ME!?

Just look, the man is wearing three colours. THREE. TRES. TROIS. DREI. 3.

AND NONE OF THEM ARE EITHER BLACK OR WHITE. (If you are thinking about telling me that those jeans are black, DON’T. They are fucking dark blue, don’t deny it).

Maybe that’s why he seems so upset and frowny… No monochromaticness whatsoever…

Oh. Wait. It’s just a regular eyefuck.

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Casual Reminder of that time the German NT went on safari during the 2010 WC and Miro and Lukas were the two troublemakers in the back of the bus being adorable and communing with each other, lions and their cameras.

“Don’t think… Obey.”

First awesome photo from my Cinder at RTX Australia by the ever-wonderful Mumei! I’m super happy with how this turned out! Mumei is such a legend and always puts up with me and makes amazing and fun shoots. I loved cosplaying Cinder, and meeting all the cool new people there at RTX. Can’t wait till next year! More photos from this shoot with @sugarfaeriemagic coming soon :) <3