shoot-me-omg

Do people who text rp still exist? Like… I’m gonna be heading onto a flight for 8 hours and damn I wouldn’t mind doing a bunnyribbit thing lol


**seriously guys shoot me a message omg;;;;;

It just dawned on me that my former “best friend” hasn’t made any attempt to talk to me or check in on me in ages lol so long I guess

Preferences//You Texted The Wrong Person

//Omaha Squad

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You texted the wrong person

Jack J:

You accidentally text Sammy,

“Babe? WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK HOME IM ALONE I NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, PLS DADDY”

“I’LL PASS HIM THE MESSAGE! OOOOOH DIDN’T KNOW YOU’RE THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD CALL HER BOYFRIEND DADDY 😏”

“SHIT SAMMY SHUT UP OMG I THOUGHT I TEXTED JACK, AKSVSJAB SORRY”

Jack G:

You accidentally text Jack Johnson,

“You know what I’d do to you if you were here right now? I’d make you feel good, tonight I’m leading. Get your ass here back stage, now.”

“😳 um, (Y/N), you texted the wrong Jack..”

“Oh my god, Johnson😳 I am so so sorry that was meant for Jack G.”

“I think it’s time for you to change my contact name in your phone 😂”

Sammy:

You accidentally texted Nate,

“SAM! There’s a freaking huge ass spider here! CoME HERE NOW AND KILL IT.”

“What’s in it for me”

“I’d do anything you ask daddy now be my superman and kill this spider 😩”

“You do know that you’re texting me right? Look up at your text and read the contact name that you’re texting rn 😂 ”

“Fuck. Pass Sammy the message, Maloley.”

Nate:

You accidentally texted Sam,

“Babyyyy boy.”

“Daddy.”

“Daddy?”

“Call me daddy.”

“Fine then daddy 😏”

Nate walks in and kisses your cheek, then you looked up with a smirk.

“Hi, daddy.” You said seductively.

“Why are you calling me daddy, baby?”

You looked down at your phone and realized that you accidentally texted Sam, you read his reply, “Yes, momma 😏”

You replied him back, “Fuckboy 😂 SORRY SAM I THOUGHT I TEXTED NATE”

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Twitter//@maloleyxcaniff

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i miss hicstreme0 ;-;    based on the Ben Solo AU comic.

General Hux: the lovely @arkadycosplay
Ben Solo: this trash bucket @satan-in-purple

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hi sorry for being mia recently. so much has been happening. this past month alone i’ve managed to finish my IB exams, compete in waterpolo, finish high school, and get ready for prom. here’s to an amazing summer after i’ve worked my ass off for the past four years. lots of love! 

ps, if any of you are in singapore we should totally meet up! i’ll be in singapore from the beginning of june to the end of august. just shoot me a message omg i really want to meet all of you guys <3

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hae shoving his fingers in hyuk’s ass [cr. 日本菲菲]
OMG SHOOT ME NOW!!! #DEAD 

When some people rejoin with “All Lives Matter” they misunderstand the problem, but not because their message is untrue. It is true that all lives matter, but it is equally true that not all lives are understood to matter which is precisely why it is most important to name the lives that have not mattered, and are struggling to matter in the way they deserve.
—  Judith Butler in the New York Times article, “What’s Wrong With ‘All Lives Matter’?” Such a good article.