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I Origins (2014) - Mike Cahill

5 bullets on this film:

  • This is one of the most beautiful films I’ve ever seen. The story, the details and the characters are so inspiring and deep that I was kind of shocked when the movie was over. Indie movies are the best, man.
  • I really like the contrast and the connection between science and religion, and this movie used this theme very well. I was expecting a boring love story but it ended up messing me up for weeks because I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
  • The cinematography and the soundtrack are amazing.
  • The actors are so beautiful, damn. If you like hot people talking about science and religion, that’s it. Astrid Bergès-Frisbey made me question my life choices.
  • Stop saying that this film is not scientifically accurate because no one cares!!!! The story is good, and that’s it. It’s a movie, not a Stephen Hawking’s theory. And it’s not about religion either, it only ‘explains’ the connection between the ‘spiritual world’ and science. 

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:
Nathaniel

Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:
Kentin

Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll:
Lysander

Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you:
Castiel

Sinnamon roll:
Armin

ok so hear me out: College!Binu ft. laundry & extra 4stro

  • binu living in opposite towers in a residence hall but on the same floor so their windows essentially face each other 
  • so literally every morning when Bin wakes up he gets to rest his eyes on the beauty that is nerd!Eunwoo getting ready to get to class
  • and also gets to hear the sheer noise that is MJ/Sanha
  • ok so naturally Rocky and Jinjin being the ever-observant roommates catch him staring more than once out the window at the beautiful boy with the glasses from the east tower 
  • and endlessly tease him about it 
  • but Bin doesn’t even try to defend himself or his rep as a Bad Bad Boy™ because honestly he is also a Hoe™ for beautiful things he’s not going to deny himself this pleasure 
  • until one day eunwoo looks up from where he’s studying by the window
  • and catches bin’s eye and smiles
  • and bin immediately chokes on his coffee because what the hell it’s one thing for someone to be this pretty but it’s another thing for someone to have an amazing eye smile smh iLLEGAL 
  • ‘hyUNG HE SMILED AT ME’ @ jinjin 
  • jinjin: ‘yeah sure son u sure u aren’t dreaming’ 
  • rocky: ‘no hyung idt bin is lying he’s still looking this way’ 
  • bin: (spluttering) ‘whAT DO U MEAN HE’S STILL LOOKING THIS WAY’ 
  • and rocky and jinjin are just cackling because Bin is such trash for this boy from the east tower and he doesn’t even know his name
  • also that one time when Bin tried to take a photo of Eunwoo sitting at the window in the evening because the way his face was lit up was breath-taking but his flash was on and he had to duck away before he Got Caught™
  • ok so over at the east tower this is how it goes 
  • sanha: ‘hyung that creep’s from west staring again’ 
  • eunwoo: (still staring very hard at his textbook) ‘yeah he’s incredulous about how loud two smol beings can be’
  • (background sanha: ‘bitch i’m taller than u’) mj: ‘yeah well i think he’s starING AT YOU EUNWOO I THINK SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH ON U’ 
  • eunwoo: (pushing up his cute ass glasses) ‘yeah well he’s p cute too’ (goes back to his work) and for once mj and sanha are stunned into silence
  • and so mj and sanha make it their Mission to wingman eunwoo and rocky and jinjin make it their Mission to wingman bin 
  • ok so one time jinjin and rocky are in the dining hall to grab dinner & they run into the terror twins 
  • sanha: ‘omg it’s u it’s u ur the one eunwoo hyung keeps looking at’ and gets hit by myungjun bc 1) why can’t this boy shut his mouth and 2) he mistook rocky for bin which is frankly q a feat they look nothing alike
  • and so after many clarifications and shouting over each other 4stro settles 3 facts: 
  • 1) nerd boy’s name is eunwoo and he thinks badboy from the west tower is ‘p cute’ 
  • 2) said badboy’s name is bin and he wears too much eyeliner and snapbacks and he’s been pining away at the east tower for the longest time trying to secretly catch a glimpse of eunwoo 
  • 3) both bin and eunwoo need to get their shit together 
  • upon finding 1 out bin lets out an embarrassing squeak that he swears never happened and disappears into his blanket fort because even though he tries to be a Bad Bad Boy™ he is actually just a soft pupper 
  • now he knows beautiful boy’s name!!!! eunwoo!!!!!!! beautiful!!!!! just like him!!!!!!11!!1!!1 amazing
  • he is so soft for eunwoo it’s incredible 
  • and when eunwoo finds 2 out all he does is push up his glasses and blink confusedly @ mj and sanha bc thank u very much but what is he going to do with this information 
  • and so now that 3 has been established by 4stro, 4stro decides???? they need???? to have a game plan???
  • so plan number 1 is set into motion they send both eunwoo and bin down to the printer at the same time because somehow both sanha and rocky needed to get a worksheet printed At The Same Time How MystERioUs!!!
  • but because bin is grumpy at having to tear his gaze away from the window he is down and back up with rocky’s worksheet in a flash 
  • and eunwoo just stares weirdly at sanha’s very hopeful expression and question of ‘so did u meet anyone,,, special??? downstairs????????’
  • the answer is no 
  • and so plan number 2 is set into place mj and jinjin send eunwoo and bin to the dining hall to fetch cookies because ‘don’t question ur hyung u lil shit just get me the cookies’
  • and so bin goes down grumpy as usual to grab a cookie for the most annoying hyung in the world
  • he doesn’t see eunwoo but hoo boy eunwoo definitely sees him 
  • and he sees the way the crowd in the dining hall parts for this gorgeous boy and the way this group of girls excitedly start whispering and the way some people’s gaze lift from their food as he walks past and the way the lights flash on bin’s ear piercings
  • and he sees the way bin carefully puts a couple of cookies into a box (how can someone??? who looks so tough??? be gentle with cookies????? he finds out later that it’s only bc bin hella loves food)
  • and he sees the way bin commands attention even though all he’s doing is being hella grumpy and decides then and there that he cannot Deal with talking to bin when there are So Many People watching so he just hides behind a pillar and waits until Bin strides back out the hall 
  • and so when eunwoo gets back up he just stares weirdly again at mj’s very hopeful expression and question of ‘so did u meet anyone,,, special??? downstairs????????’
  • the answer is no and a very suspicious eye twitch because angel eunwoo cannot lie to save his life 
  • but from that point on eunwoo just keeps staring shamelessly out his window into the room in the opposite tower and ducks his head whenever bin looks his way
  • bin swears eunwoo is staring at him but he figures it’s just him projecting onto eunwoo 
  • at this point mj and jinjin are so dOne with their dongsaengs like u lil shits please 
  • so one night sleepy baby bin is hauling his laundry down to the laundry room because hell he doesn’t have any clean clothes for tomorrow so even though it’s 11pm he gotta do that shit 
  • and he’s in his soft pajama pants and rattiest hoodie loading his clothes into the washing machine when eunwoo comes round the corner 
  • wearing the softest sweater and his cute ass glasses and carrying a neat laundry hamper 
  • like literally who folds their clothes before putting them into a laundry hamper fricking cha eunwoo that’s who 
  • and so sleepy baby bin is just dumping his clothes in and eunwoo just freezes because this is the Grumpy Bad Bad Boy™ in the west tower but instead of being in all black he’s wearing his huge ass glasses and he’s in his pjs and he looks so soft and huggable eunwoo wants to cry 
  • but bin suddenly looks up because ??? shit he forgot to bring detergent down and he doesn’t want to go all the way up to the 12th floor to get it he figures he might as well borrow from whoever just walked in and he looks up and 
  • eunwoo lets out an embarrassing sqUEAK 
  • and grumpy baby bin turns red so fast like whAT WAS THAT SOUND DID THAT RLY COME FROM EUNWOO 
  • WAIT IS THAT RLY EUNWOO 
  • o good lord it IS eunwoo what do i do what do i do whAT DO I DO
  • ‘HiCanIBorrowDetergentPlease&ThankYou’
  • and eunwoo’s frozen and he can’t say anything because 1) wtf the guy he’s been staring at for the longest time just talked to him and 2) he,,, can’t understand,,,,,,,,,,,, 
  • and so bin clears his throat and has to squeak out ‘hi can i please borrow some detergent i left mine upstairs’ in a slightly calmer voice
  • he lies, he’s not calm at all 
  • and when eunwoo, wide-eyed and wondering what he did well in this life to have the most gorgeous boy he has ever seen acknowledge him and use his detergent, hands him his detergent bottle, bin flushes red 
  • and because we all know bin is smooth af he says something like ‘i can totally make it up to you with a coffee tomorrow?’
  • or rather, he thinks he says something like that
  • because it went more along the lines of ‘ah coffee yes tomorrow????’
  • and poor baby eunwoo??? standing there in his soft sweater and his glasses being all confused???? doesn’t understand what bin is trying to say???? me too eunwoo me too 
  • until bin clears his throat and flushes even redder and holds eunwoo’s detergent bottle back out to him goes ‘can i make it up to you with coffee tomorrow?’
  • he wants to stab himself wtf who asks the most beautiful person in the world for detergent and then coffee
  • and it’s eunwoo’s turn to stand there mildly shocked (read: hella shocked) and accepts his detergent bottle back with a quiet ‘yes, alright’ and a small smile
  • bin is internally combusting 
  • eunwoo is also internally combusting 
  • so when bin flies back upstairs and screams at jinjin and rocky they smack him on the back and coo at how Grumpy Bad Bad Boy™ binnie finally gets his first date with nerd boy from the east tower 
  • and before eunwoo can even open his mouth mj waves a text from jinjin in his face and screaMS EVEN LOUDER AT EUNWOO ABOUT HIS BABY ANGEL EUNWOO GOING ON HIS VERY FIRST DATE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bin can totally hear it but he’s grinning to hard to care
  • i’m grinning too hard to care
  • i just 
  • i rly love binu 
  • i rly love astro fluff
  • moral of the story if you see a cute guy in the laundry room please talk to him
  • not that i have ever i hate myself
  • inspired by the cute sleepy boy i saw in the laundry room at 1am this morning
  • for hwarang hoe @nataliekaytbh ily u smol tol child
ok but imagine if dylan and eric were stereotypical middleschool girls

Dylan:omg it’s not like i’d actually shoot him

Eric:ommggg you wanna shoot himmmm!11!

Dylan: O-M-G eric don’t tell everyone!

Eric: dylan and a tec-9 sitting in a tree! s-h-o-o-t-i-ng up the school!11

Dylan: omgggggg eric you’re making me blush !!

more merman Astro here we go

  • Rocky: “Uh ok ew why do you look like you’re in love" 
  • Rocky flicking biscuit crumbs at Bin
  • Bin spluttering and brushing them off his face 
  • "I’m not!!" 
  • Rocky, mouth full: "don’t lie to me I’m ur roommate I know everything" 
  • Bin, blushing but also insisting: "I am nOT" 
  • Rocko, throwing a full biscuit at Bin: "you’ve never been so excited about going down to the beach before" 
  • Bin: "I have been!!!! For the past month!!!!!!”
  • Rocko: “ok so what happened in the past month" 
  • Rocko, trying to remember what’s been going on in the resort for the past month 
  • Rocko, only remembering the sheer number of towels he’s had to collect and empty glasses he’s had to collect from the pool side: 
  • Rocko:
  • Rocko:
  • I need to stop calling him Rocko I started ironically and now I can’t stop
  • Bin: "ok stop I can hear you thinking !! there really isn’t anything" 
  • Rocky, narrowing his eyes in suspicion: 
  • Bin: "alright park minhyuk it’s too early for this conversation didn’t you just finish your shift go sleep or whatever" 
  • Rocky, squinting more at Bin:
  • Bin: 
  • Bin, making a very fast escape: "alrIGHT I’M GOING TO LEAVE FOR MY SHIFT NOW”
  • Rocky napping for two hours but
  • Okay he’s usually dead on his feet after a whole day at the resort pool but he needs to know what’s going on with his best friend
  • Maybe he met someone ??????
  • Oh my god
  • Rocky has to get condoms and talk to Bin about the Safe S-e-x 
  • Not yet biologically possible but Rocky doesn’t know about that
  • So Rocky slips on some board shorts and slippers and flops his way down to the beach
  • He’s always wanted to be a secret spy!!!!
  • Ducking in between palm trees and beach chairs 
  • Eventually peeking out from behind a palm tree at the beach
  • Trying to see what Bin is doing in his lonely life guard tower 
  • Except 
  • Bin’s not there 
  • Rocky looking wildly around for his roommate 
  • Oh my god is he slacking off on the job???? 
  • Oh my god what if he’s doing drugs????????  
  • No wait 
  • He’s in the ocean 
  • And holy shit
  • He’s not alone
  • He’s sitting chest deep in the water and laughing with someone
  • ROCKY KNEW IT 
  • HE CALLED IT
  • BIN’S IN LOVE 
  • !!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • Rocky can nearly cry from happiness and also relief 
  • Rocky rolling his ankles in preparation to run down to the shore
  • Bin being totally oblivious 
  • Because hello when someone like Eunwoo’s sitting (lying down???? liquid mermaid physics) in front of you and laughing 
  • You can’t easily look away 
  • Eunwoo chinhands @ Binnie, laughing at whatever dumb story Bin’s telling about the daytime lifeguard Jinjin
  • Binnie smiling gently at his angel 
  • Eunwoo told Bin once that his eyes change colour depending on the colour of the ocean 
  • Bin thinking to himself it really doesn’t matter what colour the damn ocean is he thinks he could lose himself in Eunwoo’s eyes any day 
  • Bin also thinking about how Eunwoo’s eyes sparkle the same way the moonlight glints off soft waves 
  • Bin unconsciously leaning closer 
  • Because wow he’s so so so weak for this boy and his smiles and his clear ringing laugh 
  • Eunwoo looking up from where he’s laughing at Bin because wow suddenly Bin is really close and he can see the small scar on his nose 
  • Eunwoo blinking and wow Bin
  • Bin looking at Eunwoo’s eyelashes and soft cheeks and wow he really wants to kiss him 
  • Eunwoo’s eyes fluttering close and Bin leaning in 
  • Rocky, bursting out from behind a palm tree: “HA I CAUGHT U UR IN LOVE AND I CALLED IT!!!!" 
  • Bin: 
  • Eunwoo: 
  • Bin: 
  • Eunwoo: 
  • Rocky:
  • Rocky: "o my god I’m so sorry" 
  • Rocky keeping it PG13 in here yall
  • Rocky’s face is on fire probably 
  • Wow he didn’t mean to cockblock his best friend he really thought they were just talking 
  • But now from this angle
  • Bin was really close to that man 
  • Like 
  • Really really nose to nose close to that man 
  • The man who’s somehow disappeared underwater 
  • And is missing?????? 
  • Rocky: "dhsjdhsj wheRE DID HE GO" 
  • Rocky: "explAIN" 
  • Bin, pouting: "he swam away" 
  • Rocky, looking for water ripples and someone resurfacing to breathe: "no he didn’t??????" 
  • Rocky: 
  • Rocky: "ok but WHO WAS THAT" 
  • Bin hesitating but ok this is Rocko 
  • His best friend
  • The one who took swimming lessons with him when they were three 
  • The one he’s grown up with 
  • Fought with
  • Shared all his life secrets with 
  • Thrown up after getting illegally drunk with 
  • Rocky: ???? 
  • Bin telling him about how he saved this merman from choking 
  • Rocky scoffing because hello ???????????? Bin what drugs are you on????? 
  • You think covering this up with a fantasy story will make Rocky believe you don’t have a man ??????? 
  • Bin looking really sad that Rocky doesn’t believe him 
  • Rocky getting a little pissed but also worried because why won’t Binnie tell him the truth!!! 
  • Eunwoo sighing and resurfacing and swimming over to Rocky 
  • Splashing him with his tail
  • Rocky, screaming higher than that one high note he does in Innocent Love 
  • Bin slapping his hand over Rocky’s mouth because wow Eunwoo and Sanha might be part dolphin but Rocky sure isn't 
  • Rocky shaking because holy shit !!!!!!!!!!! 
  • A mermaid!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Who’s splashing Bin too for the hell of it 
  • Bin laughing and waving his arms for his boyfriend to stop 
  • Rocky shaking less because they’re basically like a regular couple just that
  • Eunwoo is apparently half dolphin 
  • How the hell is that even possible
  • Do they have cousins that are part shark
  • Part jellyfish 
  • Part mussel 
  • Do they pee
  • How do they text each other 
  • Do they even text each other 
  • Do they have underwater internet and is it faster than regular internet 
  • He has so many questions 
  • More questions than Bin ever had the sense to ask tbh lmaoooo
  • Also Rocky: ok but do u ever get thirsty 
  • But at least he has the sense to not ask so many questions on their first meeting, he thinks 
  • If Bin’s serious about this man (?? Merman?????) 
  • He has plenty of chances to ask 
  • Of course this is what he thinks before (as anon suggested) he meets Sanha :—) 
  • Who laughs brightly and beams at Rocky and makes Rocky smile even though Rocky’s exhausted from his pool shift 
  • And who still holds Eunwoo’s hand as he breaks the surface and swishes his sunshine yellow tail  and answers all of Rocky’s questions and poses many many more that drive Rocky insane
    • "So how do you guys text?" 
    • "Text?”
    • “Like you know, send messages to each other?" 
    • "Messages?”
    • “Uhhhh like communication?”
    • “Communication?”
    • “Okay you’ve got to know the meaning of communication; you’re just pulling my leg now-" 
    • "Well you have two legs to pull after all-" 
    • "Sanha, I swear to god-" 
    • "What god?" 
    • "SANHA-" 
    • Talk shit get hit
  • But for now Rocky smiles to himself and holds his tongue and watches Bin giggle at his boyfriend and wave at Rocky to come meet Eunwoo 
  • And as they talk he watches Bin smile fondly at Eunwoo and Eunwoo intertwine his fingers (are they webby? Rocko wants to ask) with Bin’s and well 
  • I mean, ew he looks like he’s in love and that’s so sappy it’s disgusting but 
  • He’s so happy for his best friend
  • myungjin coming soon yall 
Father son relationships of Generals

Washington: “Now Alexander don’t go messing with that snapping turtle. It bites.”

Alexander: “Ok.”
~
Montgomery: “Aaron what’re you doing?”

Aaron: “Petting a turtle.”

Montgomery: “Oh okay.”

*a few moments*

Aaron: “OW! It bit me!”

Montgomery: “What we learn?”

anonymous asked:

Okay. But consider this. Ice skater extrordinare Eunwoo and hyped up fanboy ballerina Moonbin showing Eunwoo how to do a spin on a non slippery surface on metal slabs of thin blade

oh my god !!!!! yeS ANON I LOVE IT THANK THA N K i got this during work and yelped a bit a lot

  • ok so Bin’s dad’s friend has a small job opening and he’s looking for an intern to temporarily fill the job 
  • it’s mostly just working backstage for a show
  • and this mostly consists of cleaning the green room before rehearsals start, putting up a buffet line for staffs and performers and sweeping the green room after everyone leaves
  • and also a lot of busy stuff in between like shadowing stage managers and following whoever needs help and stuff 
  • idk how to say this in english but in singapore we call them saikang warriors 
  • and so Bin’s dad, looking at his son’s plans of lazing around the house all summer, signs him up immediately without even asking Bin 
  • not that he really needed to ask Bin  
  • because the moment he mentions “The Ice Prince: a Musical on Ice” as a casual conversation starter Bin leaps at him and starts talking a mile a minute about the most amazing lead actor slash ice skater 
  • truly what is that title why am i bullshit at naming things 
  • and when Bin’s dad casually slips in that his friend might have offered Bin a job as a backstage crew intern
  • Bin goes 
  • cr a z y 
  • backstory time Bin is a danseur in a small ballet school 
  • i mean, he’s easily one of the best in the school
  • if not for Minhyuk he’d easily be the principal ballerino too
  • and recently his ballet teacher brought their class out to watch the musical, saying something about paying attention to the muscles needed for ice skating and how that compares to ballet and something else about the choreography 
  • although honestly the moment Bin laid eyes on the lead actor he’ll admit everything his teacher asked him to pay attention to flew out of his head 
  • forget the plot, forget the musical, forget the choreography 
  • all he paid attention to throughout the entire thing was the lead 
  • how he executed beautiful bracket turns and butterfly jumps and death spirals and biellmann spins 
  • i’m so sorry if i get this wrong rip i’m reading off wikipedia as i go if anyone knows anything about ice skating or ballet feel free to correct me!!!!
  • and all the while singing and delivering his lines perfectly 
  • literally ????? Bin’s idol 
  • so naturally when Bin‘s offered the chance to work backstage and meet cha Eunwoo, ice skater extraordinaire, 
  • he jumps at the chance (no pun intended)
  • and so the first day he walks into his new job, in a simple black t-shirt and fitting jeans, nametag affixed on his shirt, bright and eager to help wherever he can,
  • only to see Eunwoo casually doing a split in the middle of the green room 
  • Bin blinks
  • oh my god 
  • it’s him 
  • in the flesh 
  • in real life
  • doing 
  • a split 
  • casually, in a t-shirt and loose sweats
  • in the middle of a room
  • i mean Bin can do a mean front split balance, sometimes en pointe, sometimes not, but 
  • truly he has never seen someone look more beautiful doing a split than Cha Eunwoo 
  • Eunwoo isn’t even smiling he’s so focussed on stretching 
  • His hair is totally mussed up but he looks so regal still 
  • Bin is so shook 
  • But he swallows the nerves and goes about with his mop and starts cleaning up around the room 
  • In relative silence
  • Until a very amused voice comes from the back, “you can stop avoiding the centre of the room now, I’m done stretching" 
  • And wow truly Bin has heard Eunwoo speak before 
  • I mean, obviously, 
  • Given that he’s in a musical 
  • But wow his voice irl??????? A magical??? 
  • Bin thinks “Ice Prince” is a great title because Eunwoo’s voice sounds kind of like if you have a glassful of ice and was clinking it around 
  • And Bin flushes and scrambles for a response and goes: “uh yessir" 
  • Only for Eunwoo to laugh 
  • And wow really if you think his voice with a hint of smile was beautiful 
  • His voice with a lot of smile 
  • Bin’s not sure how fast you can fall in love with someone without meeting their eyes or looking into their face directly 
  • But he’s pretty sure that voice has him already dead 
  • "don’t call me sir, I don’t think I’m that much older than you" 
  • And he really doesn’t think so - this new intern looks about 20??? 
  • There’s no way he’s that much younger than Eunwoo
  • And Eunwoo is pretty young too, if he does say so himself 
  • "I’m???? the new intern yes hello" 
  • Cute when flustered, Eunwoo’s brain notes 
  • Must fluster more, Eunwoo’s brain notes 
  • Wait what 
  • "yes, I gathered" 
  • Cue Bin spluttering because wow what possessed him to inform Cha Eunwoo, star of the show, now sitting cross legged in the middle of the room, that he, an intern, mopping around the room, was (guess what?!) an intern 
  • Must fluster more, Eunwoo’s brain insists 
  • Ok fine, Eunwoo thinks, I’ll get up and go over 
  • Maybe follow some romance field manuals 
  • Lean close to him and make him blush or whatever 
  • (Haha "or whatever” playing it cool here, Eunwoo, Eunwoo’s brain snorts) 
  • (Shut up) 
  • Cue Eunwoo trying to get up from the floor 
  • Cue Eunwoo’s foot deciding it would be hilarious if he couldn’t
  • Cue Eunwoo tumbling back onto the floor 
  • Bin: 
  • Bin: 
  • Bin: oh my god 
  • Bin: oh mY GOD ARE YOU OK 
  • Because this is the lead actor on ice!!!!! what is he going to do if he can’t move !!!!!!!!! 
  • Eunwoo just chuckling in embarrassment because 
  • Wow truly good job, foot, Eunwoo’s brain snorts 
  • If you weren’t so busy staring at the very fit new intern perhaps I would have moved better, Eunwoo’s foot retorts
  • Eunwoo’s brain is stunned into silence for a while 
  • @ Bin:“Ah it’s normal" 
  • @ Bin: "Lmao did u expect people on ice to be that graceful on land too" 
  • Bin blinks 
  • "But you look so good on ice????? You do all these beautiful bracket turns and spirals and splits and??????”
  • Eunwoo flushing because wow it’s one thing hearing it from coach Jinjin and from critics but hearing it from this cute human blinking at him from behind a mop???? 
  • It’s a whole new level of praise 
  • Maybe it’s because you think he’s cute, Eunwoo’s brain hums
  • (Oh my god shut up???) 
  • Eunwoo flushing even more 
  • Bin, now slightly embarrassed bc Eunwoo hasn’t responded other than blushing quite a bit: “well yeah I bet you’ve heard it quite a bit before" 
  • Eunwoo, attempting to be suave and saying "well, not from anyone as cute as you are” while leaning back on his hands 
  • Not today, his brain cheers 
  • Eunwoo landing on his back with his hands splayed out like he’s cheering too
  • He’s crying inside, he really is
  • And cute intern boy is probably leaning on his mop and judging him now, Eunwoo doesn’t dare to look
  • Until he feels feet shuffling alongside him 
  • He opens his eyes 
  • And looks right into Bin’s worried ones 
  • Wow his eyes are really nice 
  • His hair’s really nice too 
  • Jesus what is this intern 
  • “uh are you alright” @ Eunwoo 
  • Bin’s gripping his mop and blinking anxiously  
  • “yEs yES" 
  • And Eunwoo’s trying to stand up and get his bearings but 
  • Immediately falls on his ass again because heck nobody’s supposed to be able to stand up from a lying position that fast without getting dizzy 
  • And all that echoes in Bin’s mind is "lmao did u expect people on ice to be that graceful on land too" 
  • And slowly he starts to smirk
  • Because Cha Eunwoo, ice skating extraordinaire, prince of the ice rink and king of musical theatre, 
  • Cannot function 
  • On land 
  • And is currently lying on the ground blinking up at Bin with the most beautiful eyes with the darkest eyelashes Bin has ever seen in his life 
  • And for a while Bin is speechless, staring mindlessly at Eunwoo, 
  • Until he remembers courtesy lmao and offers to help Eunwoo up 
  • And Eunwoo’s clutching onto Bin’s hand praying that Bin doesn’t mention anything about how he’s basically a klutz on land but then all he sees are bright eyes and a toothy smile and 
  • Bin, hauling Eunwoo to his feet: "Wow you can spin all you want on ice but the second you get on dry land you’re basically a klutz aren’t you" 
  • agree with him, Eunwoo’s brain demands 
  • Eunwoo, stuttering a bit: "um yes, probably”
  • And he sees Bin’s face crinkle into the cutest smile and decides that as much of a lil shit his brain is, it’s worth embarrassing himself to see this boy smile
  • And they stand awkwardly there for a while, Bin leaning against his mop and Eunwoo not-so-subtly staring at Bin’s face 
  • Until Bin coughs and Eunwoo startles and 
  • “Well I should continue str-" 
  • "Uh I should go back to clea-" 
  • And they both laugh because wow clean or stretch all you want all you’re going to be thinking of for the next hour are each other buddies let me tell you
  • Eunwoo sliding glances over at the cute intern occasionally 
  • Eventually deciding to attempt to do a scratch spin in socks 
  • Even though coach Jinjin tells him never to try anything not on ice because he’s just an idiot with two left feet when he’s not on ice 
  • But to impress the cute guy mopping his way around the room??? 
  • Yes, Eunwoo’s brain says
  • Do it, Eunwoo’s brain says 
  • And so Eunwoo gets into position and starts trying to push off into a spin
  • No, Eunwoo’s feet suggest brightly 
  • Fall down! Eunwoo’s feet suggest, beaming 
  • And so Eunwoo does, staggering against soft cushions laid strategically around the room by Jinjin, familiar by now with the nonsense Eunwoo tries to pull even though he’s not on ice 
  • And so Bin watches as the Ice Prince, star of the show, impresser of multiple ice skating judges, 
  • Trips over his own feet into a pile of cushions on the floor 
  • Amazing, truly, 
  • And usually when younger danseurs try Fouetté spins in class Bin snorts and leaves a nicer person (usually Minhyuk) to help them
  • But this time,,,,,,,,,,,,, Bin can’t help,,,, but,,,,
  • He pushes his mop to the corner and toes off his sneakers and slides over to help Eunwoo up from the pile of cushions 
  • Eunwoo: ??????? 
  • His feet are big, Eunwoo’s brain helpfully supplies 
  • You know what else is bi- 
  • shUT UP
  • Eunwoo shakes his head violently and takes Bin’s outstretched hand and gets up 
  • Just in time for Bin to let go 
  • (Eunwoo’s hand silently mourns the loss of rough warm palm against his own) 
  • And execute a perfect fouetté spin 
  • What
  • The
  • HECKITY
  • HECK 
  • ?????????? 
  • WHAT THE HECK IS THIS INTERN 
  • Eunwoo doesn’t even bother hiding it he just openly gapes at Bin
  • Like ???????????? WhO
  • "ah,,, I’m a danseur” ok tbh Bin’s a little unnerved by Eunwoo’s staring like he’s handsome and all but 
  • Bin really can’t take anymore staring or looking into Eunwoo’s eyes because wow truly he’s standing close enough to count Eunwoo’s eyelashes if he looks up he might have a heart attack and cry 
  • Eunwoo, echoing: “a danseur,,,,,,,," 
  • Ok that explains all the lean muscle & fitness & it definitely explains the perfect Not-on-ice scratch spin Bin just did
  • not his cute smile though, eunwoo thinks that’s just a him thing 
  • "A fouetté spin,” Bin quietly corrects 
  • Wait
  • He said that all out loud ??? :—-) 
  • Rip Eunwoo
  • Lmao judging by Bin’s blush he truly did wow thanks Eunwoo way to go 
  • “I can teach you if you’d like” and now both Bin and Eunwoo are flushed red and shyly avoiding each other’s gaze 
  • Eunwoo: “Uh” (coughs) “I mean” (coughs) “uh yes please" 
  • Because you know
  • As far as Eunwoo’s romance field manual goes
  • If someone teaches you a physical action 
  • You’re very very likely going to end up in a position in close proximity to the other person
  • Such as 
  • Face to face, perhaps 
  • :—-) 
  • And he sees the danseur’s face visibly brighten then flush red 
  • Bin: "well uh" 
  • Bin: 
  • Bin: wAit this means he has to ????? 
  • touch 
  • He chokes slightly then decides to just give Eunwoo very detailed instructions 
  • Because if he goes nearer to Eunwoo than he already is he might combust and where will the company be without an intern to mop their floors?
  • Wow this is so slow burn I’m so sorry 
  • Bin giving eunwoo instructions like "yes lift up your leg" 
  • "point the toe" 
  • "yeah your hands go up here" 
  • "no up here" 
  • "no hERE" 
  • Eunwoo being mildly disappointed Bin isn’t touching him in any form 
  • Until
  • Hey Eunwoo, Eunwoo’s foot says
  • You know what might be fun? Eunwoo’s foot says 
  • If I gave way right about,,,,,
  • WAIT, Eunwoo screams in his head 
  • Now? Eunwoo’s foot completes its sentence and cackles, sending him toppling over into Bin 
  • Alright in an ideal situation Bin would land on the soft cushions
  • Eunwoo would land on Bin
  • Nose to nose 
  • After which Eunwoo would willingly admit his attraction to Bin and ask to kiss this beautiful mop-wielding man
  • But of course this isn’t an ideal situation and Eunwoo finds himself smooshed against Bin’s (wow very nice) chest, with Bin slightly confused and literally butthurt 
  • But not minding Eunwoo being smooshed against him at all
  • "Oh shIT I’m sorry ?????????" 
  • "It’s alright I think we’ve already established that you’re a klutz off the ice" 
  • Cue Eunwoo torn between blushing and shaking his fist at Bin 
  • He opts for the former and slowly pushes himself off of Bin 
  • "UhhhhhHhhh" 
  • Ask him out, Eunwoo’s brain supplies 
  • "Can we go out" 
  • Bin, confused: like outside ??? To the ring???? 
  • Out for coffee, Eunwoo’s brain hisses 
  • "Out for coffee,” Eunwoo repeats, slightly dazed 
  • Bin: 
  • Bin: 
  • Eunwoo: “as in, on a date??" 
  • Bin: error 404 brain not found 
  • Eunwoo: "to apologise for falling on you?" 
  • Bin: 
  • Bin:
  • Bin: :-) 
  • Score one for eunwoo!!!!!
  • Successfully asked someone cute out on a date !!!!!!!! 
  • literally all i write is binu taking each other out on dates as apologies for stupid things they do i need to stop with this trope
  • Bin, because he’s Bin: "well yeah someone’s gotta make sure you don’t spill coffee all over yourself”
  • Eunwoo: 
  • Eunwoo: “make no mistake you’re cute but I will fight you”
  • Cue Eunwoo chasing Bin around the room and Bin attempting to fend Eunwoo off with the mop until coach Jinjin walks into the room
  • “Eunwoo :—) what the hell is this”
  • O shit

Fbsjhdjshd omg thank you ice skating anon I love this AU so much dhskdhsj your instructor & his boyfriend are actual couple AU goals I’m weeping

more merman au?

  • small whiny younger brother sanha !!!!!!! 
  • thank u @binsmoon askdjha
  • Sanha: “hyung where are you spending your nights" 
  • Sanha: “hyung I’m lonelyyyyyyyy”
  • Sanha: “hyuNNNNG U BARELY EVER PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE”
  • Eunwoo, finally: “oh my god you can go play with MJ" 
  • Sanha, looking around shiftily: (whispers) "but he’s too old" 
  • Eunwoo just staring at him before whipping his head around to check for MJ 
  • Eunwoo going up to visit his lifeguard Bin one night 
  • Sanha trying to be stealthy and following him 
  • Also Sanha: googles "how to be stealthy when you have a bright yellow tail" 
  • Eunwoo deep sighing when he sees a flash of sunshine yellow when he’s nearly at the surface 
  • "Dammit Sanha if you wanted to follow me you could have just asked
  • Sanha pouting and whining because "hyung I asked before but you didn’t answer and I just wanted to knowwwwwww" 
  • Eunwoo sighing and kissing his whiny younger brother on the forehead and telling him to hold onto his tail 
  • Eunwoo telling Sanha about how he met Bin: "and when I opened my eyes I saw the cutest ?????? Human ?????? in front of me??????" 
  • Sanha melting but also swishing his tail in excitement and nearly losing his grip on Eunwoo because !!!!!! he’s so excited to meet the Human his brother’s fallen in love with 
  • Well according to Eunwoo they’re still "friends”
  • Pffffft 
  • Whoever makes Eunwoo smile and beam and generally act like a lovesick idiot???? 
  • More than friends for sure 
  • Eunwoo placing Sanha next to a rock and telling him to hold on to the rock and wait so they won’t shock Bin when Sanha suddenly appears 
  • And wow Eunwoo’s right 
  • Whoever this “Bin” human is he’s very very cute 
  • Really nice arms muscles mm yes Sanha approves
  • Sanha squints 
  • Shirtless????? Wew Eunwoo doing well 
  • Bin’s face morphing into the brightest beam when Eunwoo bobs up next to him 
  • Sanha’s heart melting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • If Eunwoo is the moon this boy is definitely his sun, the way he beams when Eunwoo surfaces, both boys with hair slick with sea water and eyes shining 
  • Bin brushing Eunwoo’s hair off his forehead and both of them smiling softly 
  • “Friends” my ass, Sanha thinks 
  • Eunwoo conversing with Bin for a while before waving Sanha over 
  • Sanha deciding to be as obnoxious as possible 
  • “HI ARE YOU MY HYUNG’S BOYFRIEND" 
  • Eunwoo, scANDALIZED 
  • BECAUSE GODDAMN SANHA !! 
  • He didn’t bring Sanha up here to run his mouth off!!!
  • Bin blushing under the moonlight and turning to Eunwoo 
  • Eunwoo muttering in embarrassment under his breath 
  • Bin murmuring, "only if he’ll have me?" 
  • Sanha splashing around the shallow water in excitement !!!!!!! 
  • Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • Truly !!!!!!!!!!! 
  • Bin’s eyes following Eunwoo’s flush and his eyes landing on Eunwoo’s pink ears and seeing Eunwoo beaming up at him 
  • "I’m not sure how this works biologically at all but for sure yes really definitely" 
  • That’s the extent of my dictionary rip sorry Seongwoo
  • Sanha flipping around and making tiny dolphin sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Bin casually slipping his hand into Eunwoo’s 
  • Eunwoo smiling to himself because wow he can feel Bin’s heartbeat speed up and he’s just laughing to himself
  • Sanha sitting by a rock and beaming to himself because he wants his hyung to have alone time but he also wants to eavesdrop bc he’s a lil shit 
  • Hears Bin telling Eunwoo that he more or less fell in love with him at first sight
  • Also hears the sound of Eunwoo hitting him on the arm for being so sappy and then quietly telling him it was more or less the same thing 
  • Also the sound of Bin giggling and just generally splashing around with his new boyfriend 
  • Highkey wants to swim back and scream at MJ to come meet Eunwoo’s Human!!!!!!!
  • I mean, Sanha though it wouldn’t be safe to come up to meet the Human but it looks like Bin is the only one at the beach 
  • and also Bin is so far gone for Eunwoo Sanha thinks it’s relatively safe to say that Bin isn’t here to capture Eunwoo to sell for science or something 
  • Sanha still isn’t sure how they’re going to grow old together or anything because science but he’s sure his hyungs will find a way 
  • Sanha just being very happy for Eunwoo I love my pure son Sanha the only one who hasn’t disrespected me today 
  • Eunwoo asking Sanha to come over and really, actually meet Bin 
  • Sanha telling Bin very solemnly about the time Eunwoo nearly swallowed a bottlecap when he was younger because he thought it would make his tail blue too  
  • Bin nearly dying with laugher and Eunwoo nearly dying with humiliation 
  • Because that’s what younger brothers are for right
  • To tell your significant other embarassing stories about your childhood
  • not that I have a brother lmao 
  • but yes next instalment has Rocky watch out heheheheh