The new comers: Guys HALP! Why are they slapping each others’ butts?
The inspectors: Yes judging from his shadow it is Jimin in the BS&T era and judging from V’s Gucci slippers it was taken the second week of december of last year #TrueStory.
theorists: They sold their souls to the evil to understand BIGHIT’s Bullsh*t.
The fanwar soldiers: Don’t start an argument with them, they have loads of clap-backs ready and are as savage as yoongi.
The shippers: “OMG their pinky fingers touched ME DEAD”. they gathered more proof about their ship than the FBI would ever.
The aristocrat: No I am not like those basic, crazy fangirls. *She/He is*.
The bias ho*s: Changes a bias on every comeback, but no one can blame her… We have loads of those btw
The content makers: The last time they slept was when BTS had a hiatus aka never.
The promoters: If you are a liiittle bit known in the interweb. Don’t you EVER DARE use the word “BTS” or your comment section will turn into “You should check BTS out, they are very talented, they can sing and dance, plz collab …”.
The broke: Considers water a meal after spending all the money on anything BigSnake throw at them.
feed their passion through fancams and salty tears.
The delusional: If I was in korea my bias would have fallen for me. *flips hair*. “Beach he is taken” said the shippers.
The youtubers: React to BTS mainly for views but tell us they are fans.
The FAKE fans: If you see “I used to like BTS but …” It is them. Stay away! the fanwar soldiers will take care of them.
The dancers/singers: They shoot vdeos everywhere and it turns out either super cool or super cringy. there is no in between
The seasonals: They know two things about BTS: their names and main tracks. They appear twice a year when BTS have a comeback.
The horny: Dangerously reads smut in public. Gets horny over the weirdest body parts “Look at Jungkook’s elbow bone SHOKE ME daddy”
The fansites: If you see someone with a latter and a high definition camera that can probably shoot the aliens on Mars running in an airport. It is them! Their favorite color is white as they looooove turning BTS into A4-white papers.
The basic fans: Are here mainly for the music/dancing. Always educating and judging all the above. They start all their sentences by “DON’T … because *insert BTS human rights*”
I hope I didn’t forget anyone ^^ Gotta love our fandom! By @mimibtsghost
dev you are getting closer & closer to being able to buy your own alcohol ↑_(ΦwΦ;)Ψ i hope you have a marvelous day today & wish you the merriest & cakest birthday!!!! i love you so very much & i’m so happy to have you in my life as such an amazing friend ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡ you always do your best to be positive & i admire that about you. please continue your next leveled up year & years to come life with the same positivity (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。
A/N: Idk if this has been done before but if it has pls tell me what to call it lol. Just some songs that remind me of Rami and Co. Yes, before you ask; my music taste is superior to everyone in the universe’s. Feel free to ask why I picked certain songs, tell me which ones you like or hate etc. I wanna know.
LET ME KNOW IF I INTRODUCED YOU TO ANY NEW JAMS!
Cherry - Chromatics
Got Your Money - Ol’ Dirty Bastard ft. Kelis
World Destruction - Time Zone
Day N’ Nite- Kid Cudi
White Noise- Disclosure
Life Is Killing Me- Type O Negative
Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine
Stricken - Disturbed
My Own Hell - Five Finger Death Punch
Something In the Way - Nirvana
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
I Do Coke - Kill the Noise
House of Balloons / Glass Table Girls - The Weeknd
Same Ol’ Mistakes - Rihanna
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
L$D - A$AP Rocky
Insomnia (Original Mix) - Faithless
Hands On the Wheel - Schoolboy Q ft. A$AP Rocky
Bark at the Moon - Ozzy Osbourne
Groove Is In the Heart - Deee-Lite
Marigold - Nirvana
24K Magic - Bruno Mars (Shoot me in the fucking face for adding this one it’s so bad but so catchy this one’s for you @mr-musings)
Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon
Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
I Feel It Coming - The Weeknd
Doomsday - MF Doom
Hip to Be Square - Huey Lewis & The News
L-O-V-E - Nat King Cole
Your Love - The Outfield
Nothin’ But a Good Time - Poison
Waiting In Vain - Bob Marley & The Wailers
Holding Back the Years - Simply Red
Every Little Thing - The Police
Shoop - Salt-N-Pepa
On & On - Erykah Badu
Pony - Ginuwine (Story behind this one, I was listening to it while reading some rami fic and it made me imagine this: you go over to rami’s after a date for a drink and he offers to put some relaxing music on, you agree, he goes over to his sound system and fiddles with it for ages until he finally manages to find the play button and this song comes fucking blasting through the speakers. He spills his drink, turns bright red and apologises.)
Candy - Cameo
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding
I Don’t Wanna Be Me - Type O Negative
The Motherload - Mastodon
Down With the Sickness - Disturbed
Dying Breed - Five Finger Death Punch
Gets Me Through - Ozzy Osbourne
Madhouse - Anthrax
Do You Like Jungle - Jayline
Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip - Nirvana
Bad Guy - 21 Savage
Party Monster - The Weeknd
Sex Reflex - Bile
The Becoming - Nine Inch Nails
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly
Kiss It Better - Rihanna
Don’t Take Me For Granted - Social Distortion
Red Lipstick - Rihanna
Excuse Me - A$AP Rocky
Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge
Chop Suey! - System of a Down
Just Lose It - Eminem
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
Drum and Bass Father - Devilman
(idek why half of these remind me of him tbh, maybe it’s cuz I can see him dancing like a total nerd to them???)
Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind & Fire
Fade - Kanye West
Live For - The Weeknd
Wanderlust - The Weeknd
CHA CHA - D.R.A.M.
Funky Town - Lipps Inc. (Listen to this while watching that gif of him dancing at the DJ decks pls)
My Neck, My Back (This is another one to listen to with the gif mentioned previously)
Controlla - Drake
Still Of the Night - Whitesnake
Forever Young - Def Leppard
Turn to Dust - Def Leppard
It’s Tricky - Run DMC
Hotline Bling - Drake (Oh look, another song that goes with that fucking gif)