shoker feels

ok but imagine edi shipping shoker like she starts setting joker’s entertainment system to play “when a maaan loves a woooman” whenever shepp enters the cic

and i bet she’s such a little shit about it like she loudly asks them if they’re “feel well because i’ve noticed heightened temperature and both your breathing patterns have become erratic, perhaps i should call for the doctor?” and they’re just like “NO THANK U EDI I DON’T KNOW WHAT U MEAN WE ARE BOTH FINE HAHAHAHAH BYE”


“It’ll be okay, Jeff. I promise.”

*is suddenly hit by a tsunami wave of Shoker feels* ha ha what?? no I’m fine!!!