ok but imagine edi shipping shoker like she starts setting joker’s entertainment system to play “when a maaan loves a woooman” whenever shepp enters the cic
and i bet she’s such a little shit about it like she loudly asks them if they’re “feel well because i’ve noticed heightened temperature and both your breathing patterns have become erratic, perhaps i should call for the doctor?” and they’re just like “NO THANK U EDI I DON’T KNOW WHAT U MEAN WE ARE BOTH FINE HAHAHAHAH BYE”
“If you like it, then you should put a hat on it.”
My summer just got even better because with the talent and awesomeness of @xandrasketches my Shoker ship has come to life! I just want to roll around in this fluff.
I know it’s been a couple of years since Mass Effect 3, so this is just a random little rant about Joker. I still cannot wrap my mind around why he was not a romance option. Like why even have that “what about you and me?” dialogue in the first place? Like damn, why’d they have to go and break my heart like that?
Can I just take a moment to revel in my shoker feels I mean how perfect is that moment right before Ilos when all Shepard needs is to hear Joker say “I can do it” to immediately command “Ok let’s do it then” the trust bond between these two is so strong that I CANT ASHBKFLEJMKAFBMFDKJSLDBLSLLL