shojo as shit

popimitaya  asked:

what about there's time when Sakura just come with naruto, and Sasuke just write on naruto cup like "naru-toad" or "get lost"..

What Coffee AU has taught us so far:

1. Sasuke and Naruto have no chill

2. Sasuke is both smooth and savage as fuck

3. ‘Believe it’ is Sasuke’s trigger phrase

4. Everyone in this AU is a nerd

This idea has been brewing in my head since popimitaya sent me this ask like a month ago! (You can read their version of the same prompt here !) Anyway, I hope you like it and I’m sorry it took so long!

Also, when did this become so shojo? 

Look, if the only thing you have to say about shojo is “it’s abusive and bad” and the only thing you have to say about manga written by LGBT people is… well, nothing, while you’re scrambling desperately to argue that your newest favorite moe anime is So Progressive and even Revolutionary, I’m not going to take you seriously.

Those are the lay of the land.

P.S. Also this latest trend of “josei is like shojo… but GOOD” needs to stop, since if you actually had access to the general output of josei in Japan and/or you took off your “this is new to me and therefore awesome” rose-colored goggles you’d realize that josei can be just as awful as any other demographic, and also if you think it’s feminist to generalize wildly about the qualities of shojo in order to shit on it, you’re sadly mistaken.

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I’ve got skills you wouldn’t imagine, if you know what I mean–  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ask-cardverse-japan

sorry i cant draw birds lmao]

i love inuyasha because one ep will be cute shojo slice of life shit and then the next ep is like *miroku nearly dies again* *naraku shoves his tentacle into someone’s eye socket*

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• Homestuck

• No.6

• Free! (Es)

• Fairy tail

• Ao Haru Ride (Or other cute shojo)

• Yaoi Manga

• Funny shit (◕‿◕✿)

• Anime in general ☆☆☆

• oooohh ooh! Wait nvm I forgot

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So basically I got bored and decided to list all of the ways I’ve seen people refer to Rin and Haru as a ship. If anyone has anything I didn’t list, could you let me know so I can add it? I want to see how long this thing can get.

  • RinHaru
  • HaruRin
  • Sharkbait
  • Rin x Haru
  • Haru x Rin
  • Rin/Haru
  • Haru/Rin
  • OTP: A sight you’ve never seen
  • OTP: Shojo shits
  • OTP: Princess carry
  • OTP: Swim with me
  • OTP: I was saved
  • OTP: You showed me the best sight
  • OTP: Swimming nerds
  • OTP: Globe-trotters
  • OTP: Swim for me