shock me awake

I gotta talk about a dream that I was shocked awake from last night. So there was a new map that took place inside of like The Burj Khalifa or something, it was a super tall building and where we were was a hotel right? So I’m doing some shit as Soldier and uniquely at the end of the rounds on this map you gotta get in some elevators to go up a bunch of floors to the next map.
Normally it’s just a fade to black thing but instead the game keeps running and it’s just Soldier and Reaper in this fancy hotel elevator and Soldier goes into like, a 3 minute long diatribe complete about food and his lifestyle and god I wish I could remember it but it ended with ‘So basically what I’m saying is, if you take the packet of cheese from a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese, and combine it with plain Ramen Noodles, it comes out tasting way better than either one individually.’ and that line alone shocked me awake

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Learning curve

TITLE: Learning curve

ONE SHOT / MULTICHAPTER: One Shot

AUTHOR : tomcuddlesfic

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor Tom

GENRE: fluff / romance / angst

FIC SUMMARY: OC and Tom broke things off abruptly but when trouble comes in OC’s way, will Tom still help? 

RATING: T

AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: Hello. I am back with another one shot. I hope you like this one and please tell me what you think!

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More than loving you—I am tired of living for you. Every breath that I take voluntarily reminds me of your name. Every wet, cold shower that I take half-awake shocks me with the reality that you were just a dream that once was true. Thinking maybe if I kill myself, I’ll wake up from this nightmare. This beautiful, beautiful, beautiful nightmare.
—  Juansen Dizon // Inception
I’ll Think About It

He couldn’t count the amount of times he had proposed to her

Chapter 14: The Rise & Fall of Roy Mustang’s Mustache 

“Um, Captain Hawkeye?”

“Yes Fuery?”

“The Fuhrer fell asleep at his desk again.”

“Thank you for letting me know, I’ll take care of it.”

Riza sighed as she rose from her desk and let herself into Mustang’s office. Sure, Roy was no stranger to napping during the day, but that was when he was colonel. Not that he wasn’t important back then, but his new rank certainly had given him more responsibility and Riza knew he only slept at the office when he was overwhelmed. Before it had been extra research, now it was that in addition to spreading himself too thin. He tried to hide from her the best he could, insisting he could balance the usual duties of the Fuhrer as well as several side projects. Try as he might, there simply weren’t enough hours in a day and she wasn’t about to let him make himself sick or risk the press seeing him like this.

“Sir?” she said sternly, clearing her throat. He jolted awake, attempting to make it look as though he hasn’t just been passed out.

“Hawkeye, yes, you’re here for the case files?” if his messy hair didn’t give him away, his voice did.

“I collected them two hours ago sir,” she said gently. “Sir, if you need to leave early to catch up on your sleep, we understand.”

“Nonsense, captain,” he insisted. “I can’t let my team pick up my slack.”

“If you keep falling asleep, that won’t be optional, sir. How can I trust you’ve read what you’ve signed when you keep dozing off?”

“I’m fine,” he said firmly. “Besides, it’s just this week.” That’s what he said last week. “It’s a little hectic, I’ve been visiting the orphanage more often and state alchemist exams are coming up, these are things I need to oversee personally. I assure you, my work will not suffer.”

“If you say so,” she was not convinced. “But don’t say I didn’t warn you: if you fall asleep in the office again, there will be consequences.”

He smiled at her. “I assure you it won’t happen again.”

It did.

The very next day, Riza walked in to find the fuhrer, leaning back in his chair snoring. What could she do? True, her job was protecting him but she couldn’t spend her entire day keeping him awake without falling behind herself. Needless to say, paperwork did little to keep him alert. As much as they joked about, he knew she wouldn’t ever actually shoot him for falling asleep, so how could she follow through with her threat?

Suddenly inspired, Hawkeye acted quickly. True, the whole thing was rather childish of her, she hadn’t acted this way since the two of them were young but its how she knew it would work. She was almost giddy, though unworried about being caught should he awaken. She finished quickly and excited his office as if nothing was out of the ordinary and sat at her desk to wait.

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F OUND IT!!
I wasn’t this close though, I was pretty far in the back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I dreamt there was a bee flying around my room and one of my friends smacked it and it got angry and flew at me and that shocked me awake :x but it’s that weird kind where im awake but I’m confused and can’t think properly