shock blankets to the ready

hawkeye221b  asked:

GUYS SEND HELP. MARK HAS ATTACKED MY HONOR AS A THEORIST. THE JIMS ARE MORE THAN WE ANTICIPATED. I AM SERIOUS WORRY. I AM GOING TO EXPLODE I SWEAR. SHOCK BLANKETS ARE AT THE READY. I AM MAKING A TACTILE RETREAT INTO THE BUNKER. SEND RATIONS.

I WILL BE SENDING RATIONS
DO NOT WORRY - Mod Lily

  • Assistant #1: “Alright Mr Scott, those chains aren’t too tight?”
  • Andrew Scott: “Nooo, they’re fine, really! You’re lovely for worrying about that.”
  • Assistant #1: “Well, if you’re sure…”
  • Andrew Scott: “Absolutely! Thank you!”
  • Assistant #1: “Okay then.” <toddles off to another assistant> “Well, he’s charming, isn’t he? Sure he plays the villain?”
  • Assistant #2: <nods tightly>
  • Assistant #1: “Huh. Okay then. So, what’s in the script? I suppose it has to be really well-written to - “
  • Assistant #2: <shows script>
  • Assistant #1: “That can’t be right! 'Andrew does his thing', that’s all? Not even dialogue, what-“
  • Assistant #2: (haunted) “You’ll see.”
  • Assistant #1: “Weird. Oh, have you seen - “
  • Assistant #2: “She’s readying the shock blankets and hot chocolate for Cumberbatch.”
  • Assistant #1: “I didn’t know there was a scene with shock blankets - “
  • Assistant #2: “There isn’t. They’re for aftercare.”
  • Assistant #1: “Wh-“
  • Director: “Action!”
  • Assistant #1: “What is he…”
  • Assistant #1: “…”
  • Assistant #1: “Is he - is he singing?”
  • Assistant #1: “ohgodthisisterryfingihaveneverbeenmoreafraidinmylife”
  • Assistant #1: “aaaaaaaah”
  • Director: “Aaaand cut. Someone get Mr Cumberbatch a blanket NOW please.”
  • Andrew Scott: “Whoo. Hey, could someone loosen these chains a bit? If you’ve got time? I wouldn’t want to be a bother…”
  • Assistant #1: “WHAT EVEN ARE YOU”

RIP AkaYona Fandom

I apologize in advance for all the cackling I’ll be doing in the next month and a half, because I just realized which chapters Titania Scans will likely be rolling out soon.  Please have your shock blankets at the ready XP!

August 10: Ch. 99 and “Fly”
August 24: Ch. 100 and 101
September 7: Ch. 102 and 103
September 21: Ch. 104 and 105