draco can rap

HARRY : Malfoys are the best at everything right love?

DRACO : You know it babe. I’m a master of all skills. 

HARRY : I want you to sing. I bet you have a beautiful voice.

DRACO : ….if you insist…

DRACO : *starts playing some Nicki Minaj* PULL UP IN THE MONSTER AUTOMOBILE GANGSTER WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA—

HARRY : *staring awestruck at the blonde swinging around the living room*

Usually, when I find a frame that’s useful as reaction image, I hold onto it for a relevant ask or other such post.

That said, though… withholding this frame from the public for a minute longer would be an unforgivable travesty.

Imagine Loki looking at modern Midgardian literature and coming to the conclusion he can do better, so he begins to write and ends up writing a book exceeding the literary greats of the realm. When Thor sees it, he recognises it as one of Loki’s stories he wrote when he was only five hundred years old (the equivalent of a 13-year-old) a fact which shocks the Avengers. 

Ok everyone Jack is back, Ben 10′s reboot is getting closer, and Boomerang’s streaming service is launching this summer. There’s a lot to be excited about in the world of cartoons, I get it. But let’s not gloss over the fact that Static Shock is getting it’s first ever full season release this Tuesday (March 28th)!

Honestly everyone I’ve talked to about it just gives the standard, “that’s cool,” response when I mention this and it’s heresy. Static shock, the coolest electric based super-hero, is coming to home video? You bet your butt I’m excited for that. Let’s hope he ends up in a few episodes of Justice League Action!

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Thank you so so so so much @iamzachvalenti  @uselessgaywhovian for helping this exist!!.

update: and also dad (oscar) for creating the au