shling!

tag a friend thats AKU SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS REEKED HAVOICK (?) ACROSS THE LAND BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WELDING A MAGIC SWORD DARED TO APOSE THEM
*SHLING*
*SLANG*
*SLASH*
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW COULD BE STRUCK THEY TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME WHERE THEIR EVIL IS LAW NOW THE FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WISHES TO RETURN TO THE PAST TO UNDUE THE FUTURE THAT IS
A K U