shizus

anonymous asked:

Imagine an Izaya who can't swim and Shizuo throws him into a pool of water during a fight one day but he winds up panicking when Izaya starts to flail and go under (because for him it was really unexpected and scary because wow who knew he couldn't swim).

shizuo panicking

afterwards:

“shizu-chan why did you save me”

“YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY START DYING WHAT THE FUCK BUY SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING”