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DUCKLORD! Origins

Jerry Hilt was just like any other homeless crazy person with drug problems, that was until he was fused with a neighbourhood duck from the pond he was sleeping next to. Toxic waste from the Glotex Corp power plant leaked into the river and infected the waters of the park pond, four little ducklings we instantly killed by it due to copyright strikes from a strange group of turtles that disappeared into another franchise as quickly as they arrived.

 After  a quick re-write of several major plot points the father duck walked up to Jerry and due to radiation he was permanently fused with the hobo! He awoke with an endless knowledge of all things waterfowl and he soon discovered he could manipulate ducks and other water born birds WITH HIS MIND!

 He decided that from this day forth he would be known as DUCKLORD! however his lack of any kind of formal schooling meant he didn’t know the exclamation point in his name would piss of pedantic people who read about him.

 Meanwhile, across the city at the Glotex Corp research facility new experiments were underway in the future science chemistry division. In a particle manipulation accident Dan Hill the chemistry intern has his internal body structure phased with the element neon!

 However to all the other chemistry scientists he looks to have completely disappeared as the gas is inert and colourless. That is until a stray spark passes through him and causes the neon to glow red in a spectacular light show, he soon gains the ability to shot rays of powerful lasers from his hands after absorbing huge amounts of electricity.

 After the scientists attempt to capture and analyse him he breaks out of the lab and tries to return to his wife and child. But upon seeing the monster he has become they recoil in terror and Dan starts his new life as Neotron and swears to take vengeance on those who created him. First, he would need supplies though…

Has Neotron become a generic lead in bad guy?

Will DUCKLORD! go to uni and write a paper on waterfowl to get a PHD?

WILL THEY CLASH IN AN EPIC BATTLE TO KICK START A FRANCHISE?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!