Guest Advice: How To Get Girls On Twitter (or How To Not Be A Douchebag)
Something that everyone wants to do is get girls. Girls are fun and great companions, but most importantly, love to play hard to get when you want them the most. To be successful at scoring the best ones, you have to start at the source of girls: the Internet. Your online persona (be it Twitter, Facebook, videogame console username, etc.) should probably be named after some sort of powerful figure from history with a tough sounding nickname. Tough is hot.
Genghis “The Mighty” Khan
“Vlad the Impaler”
Make sure you only follow hot girls. Because following dudes is NOT cool. Definitely reply to their tweets, often, with opinionated and subtle chauvinist remarks because initiating intelligent conversations is pretty much for losers. I mean, why engage in a pointless debate when your intellect is clearly superior to theirs? After about 3 or 4 months of tweeting @ them, that is considered sufficient enough to let them know that you are totally digging their mind and they will melt from the flattery of you asking them out. Several times. This works EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. So feel free to use it often, and don’t worry about rejection. It can’t happen, because you aren’t one of those douchebags!