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What was it this time, Mr. Allen? Did you forget to set your alarm clock? Before you answer I should remind you the excuse you gave last time was care trouble. Wanna know why that was particularly memorable?

The signs as candies

Aries: Pop Rocks

Taurus: Nerds

Gemini: Jolly Ranchers

Cancer: Blow Pops

Leo: Sour Patch Kids

Virgo: Starburst

Libra: Junior Mints

Scorpio: Jawbreakers

Sagittarius: Skittles

Capricorn: Hershey’s Kisses

Aquarius: Kit-Kat

Pisces: M&Ms