while my internet was down, i made some brownies & gave a few makeovers. also my best friend is a genius and she came up with all these back stories/personality thingies and OH GOD
Totally not based off on people you may or may not know -seriously, he has a generic face haha- he reads a lot of Kerouac, sometimes writes poetry, but can split a log in four in one movement. Also, he can spit pretty far and likes his tea with milk.
I completely forgot I named her that, and I have 0 excuses… By night, she’s just a girl sitting in neon-lit diners eating cake and sketching pretty ladies in their underwear, and by… also night, she’s an alien demon hunter coffee addict. By day, I’d imagine, she sleeps.
He’s basically a very snobbish chav, he gets into bar fights because of people making fun of him for not pronouncing Sartre’s name right. He loves cereal and secretly does yoga, and he just doesn’t have a favourite animal.