shitty shit man

tmfu theory time

so we’ve got solo here, all ready to shoot his future brother husband illya:

illya is watching gaby, maybe unaware solo is back there, or at least not aware of the threat level alpha that is currently targeting that pretty blonde head of his:

and here’s the stone faced gab-gab, ready for murder time and peeling out:

or is she? she glances back slightly at the last second:

which makes illya look back:

in time to see napoleon pop goes the weasel:

giving our russian pal time to nope the fuck out of the way:

MORAL OF THE STORY: gaby either accidentally, inadvertently, or purposefully saved illya from getting his brains shot out. the end.

Why aren’t more people on tumblr talking about the UK right now?

The Government, within two weeks of being elected, have:

  • said they’re going to abolish the human rights act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights, which really could be anything??
  • appointed a woman who previously opposed same sex marriage as the new equality minister
  • planned on introducing the ‘Snooper’s charter’, which would allow the Government to see every website you go on (etc), and potentially block any apps or sites that use encryption to back up data (adios whasapp), unless they’re given a ‘back door’ to access the data, which could easily be exploited by people such as hackers etc
  • appointed a man who called for the return of hanging (in 1998) as the new justice secretary

It’s not even been two weeks. 



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Some fella saying that Sam Wilson is hot as hell. See no lies here, pal

Captain America & the Mighty Avengers #1 (2015)