shitty pairing

elysianmars  asked:

Top 5 things you're most excited about, either short or long term! :)

1) Eh I mean tbh I try to keep most of my personal stuff off of here, but I’m looking forward to starting T.  I’ve had the mental health professional’s letter that I needed if I wanted to go through insurance (which I do, because, you know) for a couple months now but I decided to wait and get some other stuff taken care of first.  Hopefully next fall.

2) I’m getting new earbuds and shoes for my birthday and I want both of them already lmao.  My old earbuds died (they lasted a long time but then I accidentally stepped on them and just smashed them…) and I bought a really cheap shitty pair because I was at the airport and just needed something that would work on the flight and they already have no sound in one ear.  Sucks.

3) This morning I was complaining about the amount of work I have to get done in the next two weeks and believe me I am looking forward to getting that all done.  I should suck it up and go for a walk in the shitty weather to access a printer so I can have the forms I need for part of it.

4) I am excited about all the delicious food I am going to eat this summer!  Always a bonus!

5) lmao not to completely take the piss out of myself but I am looking forward to finally just fucking posting Thanksgiving

So sick of these dumbos acting like Kishimoto could have easily made SNS canon and just didn’t want to. He showed so much favoritism to this ship but he could not have realistically put them together, without there being a MASSIVE uproar and probably even death threats and the like. He had to literally BLOW THEIR ARMS OFF and have their BLOOD in the shape of them holding hands because even that would have been a big deal. The Naruto fan base tends to be very homophobic and that’s something people need to realize. There’s also the fact that he was greedy and wanted a second generation but that’s not my point. Obviously, I would have liked for Kishimoto to have been brave and ended with the pairing he blatantly preferred but it wouldn’t have been easy for him. Stop acting like the shitty end pairings weren’t just the easier way to go and SNS lacked the romantic potential.

Roommates

A/N: 52 Followers!?! Whaaaa??? I’m so excited so here’s an imagine!! Sorry this took so long, but I’ve been trying to get back into he swing after winter break. I’m also trying to think of more ideas for imagines. If you have any requests, feel free to ask! Anyway, this is based off of what happened to me when I came back from MLK weekend (Except no cute guy for me) and I was so pissed that I turned it into a fic! Enjoy my shitty roommate’s decisions :)

Pairing: Reader x Thomas Jefferson

Warnings: Stripping ;), Implied smut, Swear words, Mention of sex

Word Count: 1707

Originally posted by alexander-hamiltunes

You hated your roommate. It was a month into your first semester at King’s College and you wanted to rip out your hair. Your roommate, Eliza Schyler, loved to have her boyfriend, Alexander, over 24/7. If they weren’t at your dorm for the night, you were sure they were bugging Alexander’s roommate. You were finally pushed over the edge when you came back to your dorm over the long weekend to see that your bed was a mess. You furrowed your brows and set down your bags on your side of the room. You distinctly remembered making your bed before you left, so you were trying to figure out why it wasn’t made.

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it’s really surreal seeing some shaladins see that fic and be like Oh that’s awful, that’s disgusting, unacceptable!! but like..you guys are the same people who say it’s just fiction. maybe take a step back and recognize that these are the types of people who you’re harboring in your community and giving excuses when you say shit like “it’s just fiction” to defend your shitty pairing.

I know Danny on a cool, sleek, black motorbike is popular but consider

Danny’s parents refusing to chip in the money for him to buy one of those deathtraps, instead insisting that if he wants one he has to work for it himself, so Danny buys the cheapest one he can find from a scrap yard, it’s pretty much just a shitty motor on a pair of wheels lined with strips of rubber that can barely be considered ‘tires’

he drags this mechanical carcass home into the garage and spends his spare time fixing it up with any pieces of scrap he can find, he scavenges old car yards and boxes full of his parents’ failed experiments for anything he can use to fix this damn bike, sometimes he even talks shop with Johnny between punches to get a few tips on ectoplasm powered motor maintenance

most of the bike has to be completely remade and Danny has no idea what kind of bike his was even supposed to be when it came out of the shop and has to take reference from a variety of different motorbike designs just to see which ones seem to work for his, when he goes searching for parts he doesn’t know what to look for and pretty much just grabs whatever looks promising and makes it fit

he pours so much of his focus into this bike and after managing to make the motor ectoplasm compatible he feeds it a good chunk of his own raw energy, his first moment of success is finally getting the fucking thing to start up, even if it keeps spitting out huge green clouds of manky exhaust smelling like some rank mix of petrol and that copper/chemical smell of ectoplasm, Maddie refuses to let Danny come into the kitchen for dinner until he takes a shower

the bike is still far from being road legal though, but as Danny continues to fix it up he finds it a little easier than before, pieces seem to fit a lot more snugly in places he was sure they wouldn’t, it makes less and less smoke and noise every time he starts it up and sometimes parts seem to meld together before he can even touch a blowtorch

eventually, to the horror and amazement of his parents, he gets the whole bike up and running and manages to make it completely road legal, neither Maddie nor Jack understand just HOW this monstrosity managed to pass inspection but apparently it had everything it needed and was deemed completely safe to drive

but damn is it an ugly fuckin’ wreck though

Maddie starts to regret not lending Danny the money for a brand new bike because anything ANYTHING has to be safer than this Frankenfenton Monsterbike sitting in her driveway

Danny on the other hand is fucking ECSTATIC, all his work has paid off and now he has his own bike to travel the streets of Amity Park with, and since it’s powered by his own energy fed through power cables in the handlebars, he doesn’t even have to worry about paying for petrol

Danny finds riding the bike feels eerily similar to flying, it feels almost like an extension of himself, he can sense his own energy humming through the machinery below him, it moves fluidly through traffic, can turn on a dime and even when it gets battered by the occasional ghostly enemy Danny will return to find it the same as how he left it

Danny is aware the bike isn’t normal, he knows raw ectoplasm can have strange effects on anything and he idly worries about what he might be doing to his bike by powering it the way he does, but after a few more chats with Johnny he feels more assured that the bike won’t come alive and attack anyone, it’s power is coming directly from Danny himself, and if Johnny’s word means anything then Danny’s protective nature is pretty much going to guarantee that his bike isn’t going to go wild on him

Danny’s bike becomes somewhat of a talking point at school, after he drives that sucker right into the parking lot reactions vary between students being horrified that anyone would ride that hunk of junk, and students being severely impressed that anyone COULD ride that hunk of junk, Lancer pulls Danny over for a small talk about road safety and keeps a nervous eye on him every afternoon when he leaves school in a puff of green smoke

Sam doesn’t mind the bike, she thinks it looks unique as fuck and it definitely has an edgy dangerous junk yard charm to it, and riding on it reminds her an awful lot of flying with Danny, though with the added bonus of a comfortable seat and no fear of accidentally being dropped

Tucker won’t even TOUCH the thing for MONTHS, he tells Danny multiple times that just looking at it makes him feel like he needs a tetanus shot

though when it comes down to it, in the midst of a ghost fight Tucker eventually chooses a possible death by tetanus over instant death via homicidal ghost and decides that perhaps he may have misjudged the bike just a tad after it proves very competent at taking him very far from danger very fast

For Quite Some Time

Title: For Quite Some Time
Author: iridescentOracle (iridescentOwl)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: None Apply
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2006
Summary: "It starts as a joke. Neither of them has a date, or anyone they’re interested in (as far as they’ll admit); their three Hausmates are all in the same situation, as are Lardo, Dex, and Nursey, and someone (Bitty assumes it was either Ransom or Holster) had the bright idea to suggest going on “bro-dates” in pairs. Shitty promptly vetoed the name in favor simply of “dates,” but had otherwise fully supported the idea, and immediately called dibs on going with Lardo. She agreed with minimal eye-rolling.“
In which Jack and Bitty go on a platonic date. Which totally stays that way. No feelings are revealed. Nothing of the sort.
(…or not.)

Most memorable line: “I… well. This was not how I expected today to go, I must admit.”

I hate how this fandom treats Rei and Nagisa. It’s like they aren’t even main characters. And I think they ignore them or even say shit about them just because of their shitty pairings (i’m looking at you MH, RH and SR fans), which isn’t even the main point of the anime.

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anonymous asked:

That interview is horrible. The two hosts were insufferable and I didn't like Harry's answers. How he basically said that 1D's music is not something he's listen to, that Niall and everyone (really????) put out music, idk everything in general!

Okay I’m the last person you’re going to want to bitch about Harry to.

What did you want him to say? “No fuck you mate it sounds similar you’re obviously shit at your job” it’s HARRY!! He was doing the best with a fucking shitty pair of interviewers. And what else do you fucking want from him? Louis can’t even fucking publicly be MIA on the day Harry’s single comes out. Like. Get the fuck out of here. Harry was being as respectful as he could with a shitty host and his shitty counterpart being hella fucking gross and not even in the room.

Like. Holy hell sorry he can’t walk on water either.