shitting-christ

FUCKING FIGHT ME I’M SO FUCKKIING HAPPY FOR MY TINY BUL L CHILD SWEET HORSE SHITTING CHRIST ON A FERRARI YOU CAN ALL MEET ME IN THE GODDAMN PIT I’M SO HAPPY

oh wow, found their about section. this actuallybarnes is a different person than who i saw earlier. haha no wonder I couldn’t find anything. Ok so apparently actuallybarnes is:

  • gendervoid (haha is that a fucking thing?)
  • cupio-autochorissexual (holy shit jesus christ that word is so pretentious it gave me a film school degree)
  • aromantic
  • otherkin
  • fictionkin
  • host of a median system (presumably multiplicity)
  • with the pronouns of voi/void/voidself (good lord)

and to top of the special snowflake cake, she claims to have got

  • avpd
  • dpd
  • bpd
  • autism (no fucking shock there)
  • social anxiety
  • depression
  • misophonia
  • dermatillomania
  • biid
  • psychosis
  • anorexia

Well I just feel so so bad for her and I’ll be sure never ever to pick on her again because she is clearly so incredibly special and radiant and unique and important. She’s the only person who matters on the internet ever.

every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first like 10 minutes

  • nobody follows u for making it. ever.
  • the notification blocker doesn’t really work because theres just too much shit going on
  • people make SUPER annoying commentary on the post that is rly repetitive (”has anyone else pointed out that-” yes. i have seen this exact text eight times today. i know you mean well but you are hurting me)
  • it makes it impossible to see notifications for posts ur actually looking for notifications on
  • it causes u to regret being funny

like all u get in return is absolute hellfire for like a week straight followed by 0 benefits and every time somebody revives it so it starts circulating again u rly just want to close ur laptop and punt it into a tree