shitting on everyone and everything

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

you know who this reminds me of?

these two nerds

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

10

Part of me is like bring this bitch back because she’ll be going next week, I don’t fucking care. Regardless of what happened today, this week, whatever… I’m going to win. 

hey guys heres a terrifying thought

homestuck, john dies at the end, and the adventure zone all have weirdly similar fanbases that are, in some cases, nearly impossible to tell apart

4

“Help yourself to any refreshments you need, bathroom is the last door on the right.”

Stop attacking people over the pewdiepie drama omfg. like, Ross and Holly didn’t do a damn thing wrong and y’all are calling her a whore and saying shes anti jews too. Stop asking your favs for their opinion. Mark isn’t a nazi, Jack isnt a nazi, everyone you keep calling nazis, guess what? AREN’T FUCKING NAZIS. All you want is a reason to be mad. What felix did was shitty, and I don’t support it in any way. He apologized, and yeah he could have been more sincere and less ‘hey this is the medias fault’ about it but he isnt a fuckin nazi. 

he made a shitty joke to a lot of people, and yeah it was in very poor taste and i 100% get why his sponsors would back out of the sponsorships and i understand completely why its a big deal but honestly, it happened like a month or so ago. some media made an article and since then everyone has been shitting over everything. 

How about instead of focusing on this issue that has been apologized for, we focus on you know, ACTUAL nazis and this shit show of our political situation. 

I’m just sayin’, my life has much improved since I started listening to women.

I can’t believe Noctyx is a thing… Noctnyx? Nyxnoct? Caelric? Ulricaelum?

8

7 days of TeniPuri

Day 1: Favorite character - Mizuki Hajime

  • Me: I like McHanzo sure, but IDK man, I'm just not that into it like everybody else...
  • Me: [sees anything McHanzo related that contains Bottom!McCree]
  • Me: [kicks down the McHanzo fandom's door while holding up my Bottom!McCree cup]
  • Me: <i>GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO QUENCH MY THIRST</i>