shitting a brick right now

Starboy Pt. 1

Synopsis: There wasn’t much to think about once you saw his glowing blue undertone skin and the golden brown hair that could have easily resembled your hash browns from earlier that day. Much less could you prepare for the his strange sounds emitting from his mouth and how his coffee orbs seemed to be hypnotic.

Warnings: Smut, Fluff, Angst, Vulgar Language. Bit of Angst

Genre: Romance, Alien!Jimin, Sci-Fi 

Word Count: 6,618

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Originally posted by sosjimin

Futurama is a piece of shit. It didn’t help you at all when this literal Starboy came crashing down in the local cemetery at night when you were there telling your parents good night.


“Sir, sir,” You were clearly beyond enraged at this point as you were trying very hard to not veer into oncoming traffic in the opposite lane to you but it was a bit of a challenge given that the man next to you in the passenger seat was trying desperately to rip the seat belt off of him. 

“You do not understand, you retched imp!” He began to thrash against the seat. It was getting worse than when you had helped him out of the crater he had created in the cemetery. Much to your horror you had found him shouting, no, screeching in what seemed as horrid ear piercing octaves to the already exploded coffins he had hit, with decaying flesh all over him and bones as well.

“Stop doing that please or else there will be no way I can help you at all.” You breathed out through your clenched teeth. He stopped momentarily with fragments of the graying skin, evident that what you had previously seen was no nightmare but in fact a reality, still decorating him through out as he turned to you oddly.

“I am the Prince of Aquerio, and if you do so much as even breathe near me, which you quite have, swine,” He sneered at you, leaving you utterly surprised. But you continued to drive, wondering why the hell you had ever gone to see what had caused the tremor in the graveyard and actually pulled out what seems like a Hollywood zombie, instead of running away like any sane person would. “I will have you executed in such a horrid fashion!” You rolled your eyes.

“Listen here, Prince of the Undead,” Your eyes never left the road. “You reek of death, I’m going to have to have Taehyung clean this car thoroughly tomorrow even if he wants to throw a tantrum, but I am trying to help you out so please, stay still. I’m almost home.” The man was actually rather tall but shift his upper body back to facing the front window. 

“But how ma-”

“God! Where is your off button!?”

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Monsta X As Shit My Friends Have Said

Shownu: “He looks like a younger, less stressed version of me"

Wonho: “You know how when you move bricks little pieces break off? I’m shitting those right now”

Minhyuk: “I will fight you”

Kihyun: “I will stop being salty. I can go back to being sweet and savoury”

Hyungwon: “I’m not a source of entertainment. I’m a source of art’”

Jooheon: “I’m happy 95% of the time but you don’t have to walk around smiling all the time to show you have a good life”

I.M: “Hey imagine this” *silence* “Sorry I was imagining it”

The Right Wrong Choice - Chapter 1 (Eric X OC)

Rating: M (swearing, violence, smut - everything you’ve come to expect from me :* )

Genre: General/Humour/Drama/Eventual Angst

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This one just sort of came to me in the last few days, a new twist on Eric and Fox, I hope you enjoy it!

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I’m so nervous, my hands are shaking. I try rubbing them on my pants, but it’s little help. The air around me is charged with anticipation and nervousness, so at least I’m not the only one shitting bricks right now. It’s my Choosing Day, and I’m currently sweating bullets at my Choosing Ceremony, waiting to hear my name called. The other eighteen year old Candor around me whisper and nudge each other as they wait too, I know all these people, we’ve gone to school together for years, with the exception of me and few others, everyone got Candor on their aptitude tests and plans to stay in their home faction. I got Erudite, which is a relief; I’ve never felt one hundred percent comfortable in my home faction, too much stark honesty, too much of everyone knowing each other’s business. I’m excited to go to Erudite, I love reading and learning, studying and observing. If it wasn’t for the mandatory physical education classes in school (ruined by those heathen Dauntless), then I would have spent all my time in the libraries or laboratories.

“Madeline Fawkes.” The voice of the Dauntless leader overseeing the ceremony today rings loud and clear. Oh shit, I’m up.

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forever with you

genre ― angst, fluff | sugar daddy!au

pairing ― namjoon | reader

synopsis ― With each passing day you’re always on his mind even if you think otherwise.

words ― 2,309

― note: happy birthday bb @meanyoongis!! *cough* so I lied about it being 101% fluff but you love pain so here you go. I’ll send you a cute and personal message through pms lol


It wasn’t the brightest idea to leave you without any notice but he followed Yoongi’s advice. Not the easiest thing for him to do because he wanted to by your side but he didn’t want to get you involved in this kind of business. You were already dealing with 10% of it which was enough for you to leave your family behind in case something else were to happen to them―or what was left of them.

When you woke up to an empty bed all you could do was sigh. As always there was a note underneath his pillow along with a white rose. You twirled the rose around with a small smile before picking up the note. Before you could read it someone knocked on your door.

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ALRIGHT KIDS

I JUST DRANK HALF A LITRE OF RED BULL

SO PREPARE YOUR BUTTS FOR AN IMPASSIONED YELLING BIRD POST ABOUT WHY THE FUCK YOU NEED TO READ QUESTIONABLE CONTENT

OK
BUTTS PREPPED?
CAUSE IMMA BEGIN HERE!

QUESTIONABLE CONTENT (DOT NET)IS A WEBCOMIC BY THE AWESOME JEPH JACQUES ( tumblr jephjacques) IT’S BEEN RUNNUNG SINCE 2003 AND SINCE THEN IT’S CHANGED A LOT IN TERMS OF ART STYLE SO STICK OUT THE EARLY STUFF CAUSE ITS WORTHWHILE

IT CHRONICLES THE DAILY LIFE OF MARTEN REED


A HIPSTER TWENTYSOMETHING WHO LIVES IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE WITH A ROBOT COMPANION PINTSIZE WHO SPOUTS 4CHAN LIKE IDEOLOGY LIKE IT WAS FUCKING NIETZCHE



YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT PUNS AND BUTT HUMOUR DONT TRY AND TELL ME THAT AINT YOUR SCENE TUMBLR I KNOW YOU I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES

OK NO BUT REALLY

LET ME GET TO THE POINT OF THIS POST THO
IF THERES ONE THING QC IS GREAT FOR APART FROM VAGUELY OBSCURE INDIE BAND REFERENCES

ITS THE AMAZING CAST OF CHARACTERS
OK SERIOUSLY I WANNA STOP AND TALK ABOUT THE AMAZING AMOUNT OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN THE MAIN CAST ALONE

THIS IS HANNELORE ELLIOT-CHATHAM, AKA HANNERS SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF PROMINENT SCIENTISTS AND LIVES IN THE SAME BUILDING AS MARTEN

HANNERS HAS SEVERE OCD AND SOCIAL ANXIETY BUT THAT DOESNT DETRACT FROM HER BRING A FUCKING AWESOME PERSON AND A GODDAMN CUTE LIL SHIT I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU OVER HANNERS ALSO SHE IS ALL BUT EXPLICITLY CONSIDERED TO BE ASEXUAL OR AT LEAST SOMEWHERE IN THR GRAY A AREA AND THATS RAD AS HELL

THIS IS DORA BIANCHI SHE OWNS COFFEE OF DOOM WHICH MARTEN FREQUENTS. SHE IS EXPLICITLY BI AND OVER THE COURSE OF THE COMIC SO FAR IS SHOWN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY AND THEN WITH A GIRL WITHOUT ANY SHITTY BIPHOBIC JOKES OR ERASURE LIKE FUCKING TOP MARKS FOR BI CHARACTERS THERE JEPH ALL THE AWARDS


THIS IS TAI, SHES MARTENS CURRENT BOSS SHES A BIG OL HOMO AND LIBRARIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE SHES ALSO BEEN SHOWN TO HAVE BEEN POLYAMOROUS IN THE PAST SO HEY THATS A THING


THIS IS CLAIRE AUGUSTUS SHES A RELATIVELY RECENT CHARACTER WITH FUCKING GODLY HAIR LOOK AT THE POOFY SHE IS AN INTERN AT THE LIBRARY AND A STUDENT SHE HAS A REALLY FUCKING DORKY BROTHER SHES ALSO TRANS AND IT WASNT INTRODUCED AS HER DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC, NOR IS HER STATUS OR HER TRANSITION MILKED FOR DRAMA SHES A PERSON HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW

ALSO WE HAVE THE ROBOT CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT IN THE BACKGROUND WHICH IS LIKE SO MANY SJ ALLEGORIES I WILL YELL MY THROAT RAW



JUST START READING QC ITS ON TWO THOUSAND ODD POSTS BUT IF YOU’RE AS FUCKING OBSESSIVE AS I KNIW YOU ARE TUMBLR IT WONT TAKE MORE THAN A WEEK WITH BREAKS AND SHIT

IT COVERS ALL SORTS OF SHIT

MENTAL ILLNESS

SPACE TRAVEL

DRINKING FANCILY

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@a-bladesentinel i mean. in all reality, i shouldn’t be going to work tonight, but i have a 24hr shift (6pm tonight to 6pm tomorrow) and we’re so shortstaffed right now that my lieutenant is gonna shit a brick if i try to take the night shift off AND the day shift. but if i take just the night shift off, i have to get up at 4am tomorrow and i would rather die than get up that early when i’m sick, lol. i’m probably gonna eat a frozen can of orange juice concentrate and go back to bed and just wear a surgical mask at work lol

Guilty Pleasure. An ‘In Another Life’ Outtake.

Summary: It’s the morning of her 16th birthday, and because he won’t make it to her party that night he decides to make a quick stop by her house before he goes to work. He wasn’t ready, though, for what he would stumble upon once he got there.

Author’s Note: I’ve actually planned to work on a few outtakes from this story once I finish it because there’s a lot of things I look back and think ‘oh, dang it! I could’ve written about that!’. But since it’s Sexy Sunday, and I’m feeling inspired lol, here’s your first outtake:)

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‘Empathy. Humanity. Survival. Who will you become?’

Breaking news, you don’t HAVE to pick between the Pizza and Ice Cream. You can go without.

Shitting bricks of fear right now, seriously. I know it’s an option you don’t have to take and we don’t know the full story of the decision yet, but, I’m really scared now over what they’re going to do with the episode, and it’s not the excited kind of scared…
[source of pic btw, sorry! T.T]