shitstirrer

This has got to be the scene where Jon finds out that Ned isn’t his real Dad, right? I mean, R+L=J complicates Jon’s claim to the North and Littlefinger is the ultimate shitstirrer (he’s hinted that he knows there’s more to Jon’s parentage than Ned’s “dalliance.”) Sansa, of course, is what Baelish wants so using this reveal to get her to challenge Jon’s claim both sours the half-siblings relationship and potentially puts Sansa in charge. Total douche move but why would we want it any other way? Give me the Drama!

hiitsmecharlie-deactivated20170  asked:

Marty Scurll! He's been best friends with (y/n) for a long time, in which he falls for her. She's a shy girl and doesn’t open up easily, so she's pretty much clueless to his advances and his flirting. Stupidly, he settled for only one night stands, pushing her even farther away. Until a new guy comes along, having the balls he didn't, and asking her out on a date! Angsty, fluff? 😘 Hope this is okay, Sam.

- Marty knew it was stupid, the fact that he couldn’t work up the nerve to tell you he loves you
- the Bucks and Zack only reminded him of it daily. Hell, even Ospreay got in on the Villain roasting
- It was stupid because he was able to take nameless and faceless ring rats back to his hotel room every night, but telling you he had feelings for you was the hardest thing he could imagine
- He tried to insinuate for months that he was interested, until he realized he was being entirely too subtle and you weren’t picking up on the cues
- You weren’t much better
- the Bucks, being the shitstirrers they are, were at their wits’ end trying to get the two of you to realize that this was meant to be
- But you were insistent that Marty only saw you as a friend
- You’d blast the music in your headphones at maximum volume whenever you had to walk past Marty’s room at night after the first couple times of hearing them and choking down every feeling of jealousy and envy you had
- Adam Cole was a dick dressed up like Prince Charming
- Cole wasn’t stupid, he knew what was going on. What better way to crawl underneath the Villain’s skin than to take his woman out from underneath his nose?
- You couldn’t see Cole’s true intentions, but man oh man, Marty was furious
- Marty quietly stewed for weeks. Weeks! Trying to work out why Cole?
- it all came to a head on the drive to the airport for some U.K. Shows
- You never saw it coming
- “He doesn’t deserve a woman like you… He’s blind and you deserve better. How could he ever think that he was worthy of your kindness?”
- You turned and just blinked at Marty’s outburst, too stunned to do much else
- “Fuck what’s he got that I don’t?!”
- you turned your eyes back to the road, your grip white knuckled on the steering wheel and tears burning at the back of your eyes
-“Dammit I fell for you years ago and I have been trying- busting my balls- to just get you to see me as a man who loves you as more than just your friend…”
- then his voice cracked and you almost started sobbing
- “What’s so awful about me? What did I do wrong?”
- the sudden confession from Marty still had you stunned and it took everything in you to continue driving and not to faint
- “I’d do anything to see you look at me the way you look at him. Give anything to take you out on a date- I want to take you out to dinner. I want to be the man who kisses you goodnight and soothes your soul…”
- You jerked the wheel to pull over rather suddenly to the side of the road
- the motion of the vehicle and the sudden proclamation of his name stopped Marty mid-ramble
- Moment of truth. Time to put up or shut up.

anonymous asked:

i'm so excited about the new series!! roman/connie!!! could you quickly lay out a list of who's who from the first bit tho? i'm just so bad at connecting names and nicknames, and it helps to have a reference. thanks!!

Here are some of the major players in this series and their nicknames, which will be helpful because POV in this series is going to jump around as much as it did in The Adventures of the Rookie Detectives

Victor Kjeldsen, former Rookie Detective and POV character for the first chapter: Vic, Spider

Evan Connelly, former Rookie Detective, suddenly involved in a love triangle he did not foresee, got BUFF AS HELL over the offseason: Connie, Sweetheart

Roman Novak, Rookie Handler, player safety frequent offender, in over his head: Sergeant Spymaster (literally only he calls himself that)

Harry Chalmers, former Rookie Detective, pigtail puller: Spoilsport

Valeri Asenov, former Rookie Detective, currently down in the AHL, has never told a lie in his virtuous life: Val, Novy, Sweet Child o’ Mine

Liam Fitzgerald, professional shitstirrer, love of Mike Brouwer’s life: Fitzy, Shithead

Devon Michaels, Captain of the North Stars, literally married a woman named Michaela (thank fuck she kept her maiden name); Dev.

Mike Brouwer, suddenly longsufferingly listening to Liam tell him excitedly about the soap opera he has first row seats to, too old for this shit, knocked three of Roman’s teeth out: don’t give him nicknames.

Brian Findlay, alternate captain, very longsuffering in general, tired of explaining sexual harassment to Liam: Finds

I will update this if necessary.

An Appeal for Kindness

I’m feeling pretty down right now, and I’m doing my best to be levelheaded about it. For a string of several days, people close to me have been abused needlessly by people in the PF and RF. Some of these perpetrators even play and RP on Balmung. And that’s supposed to be a normal thing, right? Don’t get so triggered, special snowflake, right?

Listen, many years ago when I was into BGs and Arena in WoW I was an absolute asshole to my teammates. Oh, were you in Arathi Basin and fighting on the road instead of watching the flag? Here, listen to me lecture you about that and call you an idiot for the duration of the BG! And if I see you in the next one? Get ready for part 2 because ADHD means you’re never done!

Yeah, it’s frustrating if you’re perceiving another player as being a problem. But as you can imagine those “lectures” I gave said a lot more about me than it did about the players I was railing against. If someone is being an absolute shitlord in PvP/PvE, you can bet good money on them having some issues they need to sort out in their personal lives. It wasn’t worth my time, anyone else’s time, and certainly not worth the cortisol I generated in my system. 

Now that I’m an old grizzled gamer lady, I sincerely regret being such a snot-nosed punk. I’m just so damn tired of seeing it now, but I not here to lecture and tell everyone to hold hands and sing. I’m asking for people to remind themselves of one thing:

There are human beings behind the screen.

Look, I have to fight that petty little part of my soul every time I see someone being lazy or just nasty in RF. I slip sometimes, because I am a Grade A Shitstirrer. Yeah, they’re wasting our time, but maybe they’re having a bad day. Maybe it’s something more serious. It doesn’t matter because we don’t need to pile anything else on anyone. In those moments I take a deep breath and imagine all that petty salt draining away, and remind myself that I have no idea what is going on with the person on the other end of the screen. 

Am I saying that if you meet an abusive jerk in the DF that you should always try to fight them with kindness? No. You don’t need to stand for abuse. Use the tools given to you in game to kick them out, or leave for your own peace of mind. What I am asking is that you consider a kind route when you are frustrated with a stranger. Doing anything else isn’t worth it. I’m asking you to join me in a concentrated effort to be kind. 

I know this likely won’t pass through the awareness of some our rudest players in the game, but I see similar things going on in our RP community, and I think if we make a habit of kindness and compassion, we might have some measurable impact.

I’d like to think so anyway.

- Dora (Nako’s player.)

anonymous asked:

I live in Europe, today I had a long day of work, and I decided to come here, see if there was any news. And I'm speechless ... with the idiocy, the stupidity ... what kind of shitty people, what kind of shitstirrers. Unbelievable.

Lol my sentiments exactly. It’s quite amazing really what fans think they are “owed”.

me at 16: i wish i was british. they are so cultured! tea and doctor who and politness and oxbridge i just love the british and i am so happy i am educated enough to speak english and read all this great literature in its origianal language 

me at 23: LMAO i am so happy i am no where near british, i am so happy english is not my 1st language and i wish i had studied other languages more intently and not thought of my self as suuuupppper intelleigent bc i speak english pretty well literally the british are shitstirrers who colonised more than half the world and fucked us all over also their literature aint even half as hgood as i thought 

suplexesandarmbars  asked:

18. “Wait a second are you jealous?” with Zack Sabre Jr?

“’eya Zacky boy! How’s Japan?”

You giggled and Zack beamed at the excitable Kiwi’s question. You’d been skyping him in Japan before he went to bed when CCK had stomped into your flat. You knew Zack was fond of them, having tried his best to help them navigate the UK scene.

“The time difference is shite, but so far it’s been amazing.”

Lykos popped up next to you and opened his mouth to say something to the man on the other end of the screen, but he was cut off. 

“Shut up Lykos!”

Chris Brookes had swooped in, bumping Lykos out of the way and slinging an arm over your shoulders with a broad grin. Zack’s face dropped almost immediately at the Aussie’s arm around your shoulders and you could have sworn you saw him snarl. 

“What’s up Sabre? 

Zack was your rock, the person you could always turn to to be steady and collected in a crisis. Even two oceans away, he always knew what to say to deescalate  a situation. He never seemed to lose his cool when it came to personal matters, but the way Zack was eyeing Chris’ arm on your shoulder made you feel like he was about to jump through the screen and break the other man’s arm.

“Wanna get your arm off of my girl Brookes?”

 Both Lykos and Travis burst out laughing, but Chris just smirked. He was a little shitstirrer when he put his mind to it, as was evidenced by the over the top and loud kiss he pressed to your cheek. Zack glowered through the screen while your face went red and Chris laughed as he bounded away, dragging Lykos and Travis with him. 

“Come outside when you’re done! We got pubs to crawl!”

Zack was grinding his teeth on the other end of the Skype call, his lips pulled firmly downwards.

“Wait a second are you jealous?”

He scoffed, shaking his head.

“Don’t be ridiculous. Why would I be jealous of Brookes?”

You chuckled and grabbed the envelope closest to your laptop.

“There’s no reason to be jealous. If there were anything going on, do you think that I would have bought a ticket to spend the next two weeks in Japan with my wonderful gentleman caller?”

Zack’s face lit up, even if he laughed at your term for him. 

“Well I’m sure your gentleman caller would be very, very excited to know you’re coming. Miss you loads, (Y/N).”

Nope your eyes weren’t watery, 

“Miss you more.”

anonymous asked:

Imagine Adam cole being jealous of one of the BC members being too close to you

- Adam liked Kenny well enough, sure
- but he hated, absolutely hated, that whenever Kenny came to visit the States from Japan, you fussed over the man from Winnipeg
- deep down, he knew its because you were good friends with Kenny and you missed him something fierce as he didn’t get much time away from Japan
- there was just something about watching you wrap your arms around Kenny and look up at him in an adoring way that made Adam’s blood boil
- Adam wasn’t jealous
- but he couldn’t help the way he tensed up when you touched the Canadian or how his fist would clench so tightly his knuckles went white when Kenny wrapped an arm around your shoulders
- Adam’s mood would deteriorate rapidly over the course of Kenny’s visit, snapping at friends and innocent bystanders alike within days
- Kenny knows how Adam reacts when he was in your vicinity and Kenny, that little shitstirrer, began to up the ante
- it started with little things, like giving you piggy back rides and giving you his hoody when he was cold
- but Adam went through the roof when he walked in on you and Kenny, wrapped up in a veritable cocoon of blankets, cuddled up on the couch for a well deserved mid afternoon nap
- “What the FUCK is going on here?!”

so... someone gave macken a mike then, you *DO* know he does some of that shit deliberately, right? i swear. the man is a troll at times. and i say that with the utmost grá for him. just be glad he hasn't got the same tendancies as i have. the fandom wouldnt know what hit it.

i mean comon. if i had that sort of power… 

I am literally laughing...

So many IHers, Orgs, and “I don’t ship Bleach but I see Ichihime” people are stalking the Ichiruki tag and responding. AND THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL US SALTY?!?! THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL US SHITSTIRRERS?!?!?

Y'all tags must be mighty boring because y'all stay in the Ichiruki tag looking for shit

Originally posted by bricesander