I’ll be gone for the weekend and I’m not sure if I’ll actually have time to draw since I’ll be hanging out with friends I haven’t seen in months, so I’ll leave you guys with this WIP~

A few of my favorites over the past sessions I’ve been DMing:

“Excuses are the nails that build the house of failure” - the cleric

“Lawful Good doesn’t mean Lawful nice” - The cleric in our group about an undead paladin as 98% of the party attempt to kill off one of our group members

“LICK THE SLAB, LICK THE SLAB” -the whole group chanting, during the first encounter with Eggs the undead paladin

“Moral of the story: Don’t poke dead things" 

We're Going to Need a Bigger Needle

One of our party members was trapped in the past thanks to a wizard messing up a time travel spell. Three of our party managed to find him, but then the question arose of how to get him back to the present. Eventually (after an intense scientific discussion) we decided the best way to get our fighter back was to have me (party sorcerer) tear a hole in space-time so he could get back to the present.
Me(IC): Hey, [Fighter], if you hear a large ripping noise, stand back until it’s big enough to get through.
Fighter(IC): How do you know it’s going to make a ripping noise?
Me(IC): Truth be told, I don’t- but there’s a reason they call it the fabric of space and time, right?

Here is one of projects I’ve been preoccupied with for the past couple days. Assignment was to create a magazine covered that showed your personality and design style.

The article titles in case you cant make them out here:
Why wait? Procrastinate now!
Ditch espresso | Extreme Anxiety | the new get up and go craze.
Self Deprecating Humor | The secret to tricking people into liking you
Smile & Now | Dealing with difficult people day to day. 

Dear @cottonflannel and @ryugazakeys,
Here’s the thing. You don’t know me. You don’t know my heritage, you don’t know anything about me outside of filtered to shit photos I post to social media. So when you say you take ‘out of cosplay’ pictures of me just know those are filtered too. So I’m sorry to have horribly offended you by cosplaying a Spanish person when I myself am also Spanish. Truly sorry. I even removed the pictures so you feel better. But I am tan, and I even decided to throw in a nice non-filtered image of me and my family for you to color compare as well. Any other questions? Ask me, instead of resorting to passive aggressive posts you apparently think I won’t see?? Or want me to see indirectly?