*starts to develop feelings for another man, kisses him, fucks him, breaks up with him and gets heartbroken bc he accidentally fell in love oops, kisses him again and kind of gets together with him, checks into a hotel and fucks him again, then he sits with him, naked, on the floor and eats hamburgers while they talk marriage(it's crazy how straight this guy is lmao), gets heartbroken again when shit goes down bc he is crazy about this guy, gets back together, then this guy practically moves in with him.*
Hubs was offered a new fancy job this morning at the headquarters for the company he works for! He’s gonna be one of those guys who flies on jets every day and tells people what to do across the country. (He started at the very bottom rung of the ladder with 2 other jobs 8 years ago, no college degree, worked up the company on hard work and sweat, and recently people in HQ were practically fighting over him!) I’m so proud of him. I always told him, “I bet you will help run that company some day,” and I think he just might.
We are going to try to buy our first house, and and and, he starts the first week of june! Like… holy hell!
I’m so excited and also want to vomit all over the place. I have so much to do… SO MUCH TO DO!
Warnings: (mentions of) attempted sexual assault, slavery, etc.
A/n: The princess and the emperor finally meet! Can you smell the
angst from here? Kylo has a big secret and nothing is simple in the Roman
Empire, so you can be sure shit is about to get crazy from here on out! Thanks
for sticking with this series, I am so glad to be writing this and I am
overjoyed from the positive responses I’ve been getting from the first chapter!
ok so im not even that mad about this episode. like i actually was enjoying it at one point. which is something i was definitely not expecting to say.
so aria was all “Ezra, Nicole is here and i ain’t sleeping on the damn couch. also my shit is all over this place so you might want to tell her about our engagement, just a heads up.” I actually love it when aria is a bitch.
Spencer is now fucking fury. sweet, it isn’t gonna last. we all fucking know she is gonna end with Toby, cause if its one thing we know about Marlene, its that she always stays with her own damn ships.
Ali is gonna have an abortion. ok…
papa Hastings (aka, peter) is back and apparently looking for Mary. Spencer is pissed but also kinda wants to find Mary. btw, peter is a dick. i will never forgive him
the board game is all “yo bitches, solve the murder before the cops find what you did to Archer. haha fuck you”
the liars are all “damn, we really killed someone. and they might actually find out”
Nicole finds Ezra and Aria’s book and adds her little notes being all “Ezra was the only thing keeping me going” ok Nicole. now its just awkward.
haha i keep forgetting that Emily and Paige are damn teachers. Paige is thinking of leaving. thank fuck, please leave. Emily is leading on both Paige and Alison, fucking chose one damn.
aria gets a facetime form A.D (lmao) and A threatens aria by using her file against her. wtf is going on.
ted is back. wtf, why is this happening. stop bringing back useless characters. where the fuck is Ashley? ted was actually hiding Mary, you sneaky fucker.
aria has another face time with A.D and is all “bitch let me the fuck outta this game” and then A.D is all “yeah ok, whatever, meet me here”. aria thinks its a good idea to just fucking leave, what a good friend.
Ali is forced to add baby clothes to a registry created by A.D. then reveals that Ali’s babies are actually Emily’s. i know this is totally fucked but i couldn’t help but laugh the entire time. i couldn’t take it seriously sorry. i feel like we all saw it coming anyways so…
Paige is still here. fuck. she races with Emily, decides to stay in town. FUCK. and then kisses Emily. double fuck. but seriously tho, we know they aren’t endgame. Marlene literally loves emison. why is she even wasting our damn time?
Aria hops into the limo like its no big deal. that fucker Sydney was actually part of the A team (its a team now apparently) and she was the one that created the game, but her reason is literally just “its easier to be on the winning team.” Sydney, girl, get a damn life, move out of town, fucking live a little. why are you caught up in this fuck show?
they go on a scenic tour and we dont get to hear what they talked about. lmao, Sydney wants aria to join the A team. i high key want her to. it would be so damn juicy.
ted swings by Hannah’s place and is all “haha yeah i dated Mary and also Cece is my kid” wtf Marlene, why did you drag ted into it.
Ali tells Emily the babies are hers. lmao, but also daaaamn.
papa Hastings revealed that Mary killed Jessica. i dont even care tho, like who really gives a fuck anymore about Jessica.
aria comes back from her joy ride and the rest of the gang are pissed cause they didn’t know where she was. she keeps it a secret (boi shit is about to get juicy. fucking finally!)
anyways the game goes crazy and rings church bells and lands on the picture of Hannah, skipping arias turn. Hannah is all “nah fuck this i already had my turn” and aria is all “im pretending to look shocked” like she doesn’t know whats going on.
A.D is all “aria make a choice.” yes motherfucker this is the juice i have been waiting for. yes aria. fuck me dead, this may actually get good!!!!!!
^^ me actually being damn impressed by this episode. wondering how long its gonna last tho.
As usual, Lucca was up to something. He stood on top of a moving hover train and was kept anchored there thanks to his new mag-boots. He was holding a golf club and odd looking golf balls. The phorrox set a ball down and hit it off the train, once it fell into the city below it landed on top of a Captain Qwark statue and exploded promptly. Fireworks quick to follow afterwards. “Whoo! Hole in one! I’m going to aim for the PDF base next when we pass by it~”
So, I noticed that quite a few students are buzzing about the crazy shit that the blogging crowd get into, and I’m always up for a fun time, so I figured I’d throw my hat in the ring!
Introductions are a necessity, so I go by Champagne, I’m a fourth generation legacy on my mother’s side, and that’s led to some interesting genetics, so let’s just get the elephant out if the room right away. Yes, I do have light gold irises. Yes, they do appear to have bubbles in them. Yes, that is where I got my nickname. No, I’m not a changeling, my grandmother just didn’t make very responsible decisions.
My main hobbies are flower arranging, drawing (traditionally only, my tablet broke a few weeks back) and being the best obvs!~
Feel free to chat with me, I’d love to meet new people!
Now here is what I think about Valentina. I love her very much and i love what she represents and I dont agree with their over aggressive fans but every season there is this queen that gets this kind of hype and gets everyone crazy and doesnt do shit about it, like Katya and AS2 and her fans wanting to kill Alaska or some shit but no one came for her neither she adresses the issue but sure come for Valentina and act bitter and hate her for her fans, go ahead.
[I haven’t posted anything in a while & this was just sitting in my draft box, so I thought I’d post it & get you all super excited for this series! I’ll post the chapters as & when I finish them. Sorry to put the requests on hold again. I just got so into writing these, the requests kinda got put on the back burner. BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I WAS TO WRITE THIS. I HOPE THE FACT I LEFT THE CAPS LOCK CONVEYS IT A LITTLE…Anyway a HUGE thank you to @teresa-yukibito for giving me this wonderful idea & letting me run my sin past her. I hope you all enjoy. I REAAAAAALLLY enjoyed writing this. FUCK ‘EM UP MC.]
i want a scene where even shows isak his sketchbook and gets a little embarrassed when isak comes across the doodles even did of him before they met, but then proud when isak whistles and kinda shakes his head while saying, “jeeeeez, my boyfriend is too talented.” and then imagine even tapping the page and isak lifting his head and meeting even’s eyes before even hits him with that, “can i sketch you?” and then isak’s nod is kind of hesitant, but even’s eyes are shining like stars with excitement and how could isak possibly be anything but enthusiastic??? even tells him to relax, but keep his eyes open because he could never get them right before. isak talks a little while even scratches away, about the crazy shit him and jonas used to get up to, the real reason he ended up at the meeting (to which even laughed so hard that he dropped his pencil because “i told you you were a horrible liar!”), and how hot even looked when he was wearing isak’s snapback in the dance studio. even chuckles and nods and mhm’s in all the right places, only missing a beat while he was trying to get the shadow of isak’s cheekbone just right, until he turns the book around, a little nervous. think about isak tracing the delicate pencil strokes with his finger, then beaming up at even like he invented sunshine. isak would say something really goofy along the lines of “you’re like… picasso or something, even gogh!” then even would reply “uh huh, and you’re fucking beautiful.”
COMMON INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND GENERAL HELP ROUND 2
7. DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME?
ALL, THE WRONG ANSWER IS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. OF COURSE YOU
ARE GONNA HAVE SOME GODDAMN QUESTIONS. HAVE A SHORT LIST OF QUESTIONS TO
ASK YOUR INTERVIEWER. THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SHOW THAT YOU READ A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE SCHOOL YOU ARE INTERVIEWING AT. ASK ABOUT THE CITY,
THE POPULATIONS YOU WORK WITH, OPPORTUNITIES, THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SEEM
CURIOUS AND INTERESTED ABOUT THE PROGRAM OR SHIT THAT YOU CAN’T FIND ON
THE WEBSITE. A COMMON QUESTION I ASKED WAS WERE THERE ANY COMMUNITY
SERVICE OPPORTUNITIES FOR MEDICAL STUDENTS BECAUSE I HAD A STRONG
INTEREST IN PARTICIPATING IN THEM.
8. WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON ABORTION, DOCTOR-ASSISTED SUICIDE, STEM CELL RESEARCH, POLITICAL HOT TOPIC OF SOME SORT ETC.
SO, THIS HAS BECOME SOMEWHAT LESS POPULAR THE LAST FEW YEARS BECAUSE
PEOPLE STARTED ACCUSING PROGRAMS OF BEING BIASED BUT HONESTLY IT’S STILL
FAIR GAME. THERE ARE TWO GENERAL STRATEGIES, BOTH OF WHICH ARE BROADLY
VALID. LET’S USE MEDICAL ABORTION SINCE THIS HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS A FAIR
THE FIRST IS WELL MY POSITION ON THIS ISSUE IS X. IF YOU
WERE AGAINST MEDICAL ABORTIONS, YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN IN DETAIL WHY YOU
WERE, HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW THAT WOULD AFFECT PATIENTS WHO WERE SEEKING
THEM THAT CAME TO YOUR PRACTICE, AND HOW YOU WOULD DEAL WITH THE
PATIENTS THAT NEEDED OR WERE SEEKING THEM IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER.
BASICALLY WALK YOUR INTEREVIEWER THROUGH YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS TO SHOW
THAT YOU HAVE THOUGHT THROUGH IT IN SOME DETAIL.
WHICH IS THE APPROACH I TOOK WAS MORE OF A EXPLORE THE ISSUE FROM BOTH
SIDES APPROACH – YOU LEAN MORE “NEUTRAL” ON THE ISSUES AND THEN YOU
TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLORE BOTH SIDES OF THE ISSUE. THIS IS THE “PRO” SIDE
FOR EXAMPLE AND WHERE THEY’RE COMING FROM, WHERE THEIR CONCERNS LIE.
HERE’S THE “AGAINST” SIDE AND WHERE THEY’RE COMING FROM, ETC. “I’M NOT
SURE,” AND THEN AND EXPLORATION OF BOTH SIDES, IS ALSO FINE. IT’S OKAY
IN LIFE TO BE UNDECIDED ABOUT AN ISSUE, AND WE’D RATHER PREFER THAT THAN
YOU BE BELLIGERENTLY FOR OR AGAINST SOMETHING, WITHOUT KNOWING WHY.
I DON’T THINK THERE’S A WRONG WAY TO GO ABOUT IT SO LONG AS YOU ARE
THOUGHTFUL AND PROFESSIONAL ABOUT HOW YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION, AND
ULTIMATELY TRY TO ANSWER THE QUESTION IN A WAY THAT YOU THINK IS BEST
FOR YOUR PATIENTS.
9. TELL US ABOUT YOUR RESEARCH/THIS THING/THAT THING/ON YOUR APPLICATION
THIS PERTAINS MOSTLY TO RESEARCH BUT POTENTIALLY TO OTHER THINGS AS
WELL, LIKE VOLUNTEERING OR OTHER CLINICAL EXPERIENCES. DON’T TELL ME
THAT WHEN YOU WORKED IN A LAB, THAT YOU LIKE, WIPED DOWN COUNTER OR
SOMETHING FOR 4 YEARS. MAYBE YOU DID, I DID TOO, BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT THE
QUESTION IS ABOUT. WE’RE INTERESTED IN KNOWING IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
THE GOALS OF THE LAB’S RESEARCH WERE. WHAT’S THE BIG PICTURE? WHAT WAS
YOUR LAB STUDYING? CAN YOU TALK ABOUT IT SIMPLY? EVERY LAB TALKS ABOUT
THEIR RESEARCH LIKE IT’S THE BEST SHIT SINCE SLICED BREAD BUT IT’S SO
TECHNICAL THAT LIKE 2 PEOPLE WORK ON IT AND UNDERSTAND IT. EXPLAIN TO ME
WHAT THAT SHIT IS ABOUT AND SHOW ME YOU HAVE THE INTELLECT TO TELL ME
WHAT IT’S ABOUT. TELL US WHAT IT’S ABOUT.
10. TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHAT DID YOU DO AND HOW DID YOU CORRECT IT?
YO INTERVIEWEE IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I’D HIGHLY ADVISE YOU TO THINK
VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT THIS ANSWER BECAUSE THIS SHIT GONNA GET AWKWARD
REAL FAST WHEN YOU START TALKING ABOUT THAT CRAZY WEEKEND YOU HAD IN
VEGAS AND THEN YOU START TALKING ABOUT THAT REAL KINKY SHIT YOU WERE
DOING AT THAT ONE CLUB AND SO ON AND SO ON AND MEANWHILE MY SPHINCTER IS
JUST TIGHTENING IN MY GODDAMN SEAT
OK THAT’S IT FOR NOW. LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS COMMENTS AND SNOTTY REMARKS BELOW.