- (After accidentally putting a steak knife in my daughters plate)
- S: daddy. How am I supposed to eat my dinner with a shit knife?
- Daddy: a what?
- S: a shit knife.
- C: what is shit, daddy? Shit.
- Daddy: it is a swear word.
- S: but I heard you and mommy say it.
- Daddy: and that is bad. You don't say it. If you hear us say it again just say it's a swear word and we shouldn't be saying it.