Shit knife
  • (After accidentally putting a steak knife in my daughters plate)
  • S: daddy. How am I supposed to eat my dinner with a shit knife?
  • Daddy: a what?
  • S: a shit knife.
  • C: what is shit, daddy? Shit.
  • Daddy: it is a swear word.
  • S: but I heard you and mommy say it.
  • Daddy: and that is bad. You don't say it. If you hear us say it again just say it's a swear word and we shouldn't be saying it.