shitkickers

anonymous asked:

unpopular onion: jon was hotter than stephen when they were younger u fucc

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

FIGHT ME IRL STEPHEN WAS HOTTER U SHITKICKING ASSCLOWN 

Things I say while playing Assassin’s Creed Syndicate:

  • YOUR SISTER/BROTHER WOULD NEVER DISAPPOINT ME THIS WAY
  • get OUT of that water, it’s nasty, you’re gonna get AIDS
  • Oh dear. Oh dear. OH DEAR OH DEAR
  • Well I just ran over like 50 children. But they didn’t get out of my way sooo…
  • OH GOD I JUST KILLED A HORSE NOOO I’M SO SORRYYY
  • Jacob stop. Stop that right now. You’re kidnapping someone, stop being extremely sexy while you do it.
  • I DIDN’T SAY CLIMB UP I SAID CLIMB DOWN U FUCKIN IDIOT
  • *singing Boss Ass Bitch walking Evie toward the camera*
  • OMG A KIIITTYYY HELLO KITTY
  • Leave me alone I’m not even DOING ANYTHING
  • Shit. Shitshitshit. I’m out. 
  • OH MY GOD BLIGHTERS GET OFF MY DICK
  • I WILL SHOVE THIS CANESWORD UP YOUR ASS
  • Evie that dude has the hots for you. You better tap that.
  • *runs over someone because I was watching the horse running* SHIT
  • KICK HIS ASS BBY I GOT UR FLOWER
  • *high pitched screaming for 30 seconds*

anonymous asked:

Jellal was a wizard saint at half power, yet there are people who have wiped the floor with him and more fucking inconsistencies

Gonna have to let you hold that one, fam. Any time where Jellal gets shitkicked is a good time for me. The real inconsistency is Midnight wiping the floor with him but him and his entire guild getting beat by Jellal without him trying later. 

Okay, speaking for real, it’s been shown that while the Wizard Saints are the ten strongest wizards in the country, they needn’t necessarily be on par with one another. Makarov just straight up kills Jose, and despite using an explicit 1HKO, the implication is that Makarov was a good deal stronger than Jose by virtue of Jose avoiding confrontation with him earlier. How one shitkicks a character also matters (unless they’re Jellal, in which case he’s automatically stronger and better and must win because he’s a Mary Sue)–Jura easily beat down Brain, but was earlier subdued through smart planning and tactics by Angel and Gemini.

@i-am-not-marlowe

As Luther’s new bodyguard, Felix has duties. Mostly they seem to involve just keeping an eye on Luther and the surrounding environment, which, honestly, Felix is pretty practiced at the latter half of that statement, so including the former is no trouble. It also apparently involves standing outside the door of Luther’s suite, after Luther had announced something about a booty call and how Felix wasn’t allowed to watch.

Whatever. He’s got his new phone (with a Hello Kitty cover), real clothes, a t-shirt that says Hello My Name Is “Fuck You”, and amazing shitkicker boots.

And when Salinger arrives, presumably for said booty call, Felix gives him his most winning smile. “’sup, Florida Man,” he greets smugly. “You’re not allowed in until I check you. You might be a threat to my client’s safety.”

Ah... the 90s...

lol… I found the Satyricon shirt I wore to one of my first “official” job interviews.
Yes… lol…. That shirt, black jeans, a leather jacket, shitkicker boots with chains nailed into the rubber, long black hair and facial piercings.

I think my whole philosophy was “If I get the job, great. If I don’t, then the world is as shitty and judgmental as I keep telling people it is.”

Oh the angst…

I kicked over his desk and lit a cig when he dismissed me for my piercings without hearing my qualifications.

Sometimes I miss that kid.
Sanity can be painfully boring.