shitgunblrsays

  • Nuggy:I'm on the bus
  • Nuggy:Some really surreal shit just happened
  • Nuggy:>have box of fried chicken
  • Nuggy:>old drunk black dude demands I give him some
  • Nuggy:>my default response is of course to pretend to be Russian
  • me::DDDD
  • me:what did you say
  • Nuggy:We're going back and forth between
  • Nuggy:"DIS NIGGA GOT CHICKENS"
  • Nuggy:and "NO AINGLESKI"
  • Nuggy:and suddenly the bus gets to a stop
  • Nuggy:He has a moment of clarity
  • Nuggy:Looks me dead in the eyes
  • Nuggy:And says "You've won the chicken, but we won the Cold War"
  • Nuggy:And gets off the bus
  • me::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • Abe:See, I don't get you
  • Abe:On one hand, you listen to Bruce Springsteen, drink craft beers, run a lowkey speakeasy, et cetera
  • Abe:On the other hand, MBT waifus
  • Big Pole:wait
  • Big Pole:oh my god
  • Big Pole:craft beer
  • Valk:we know you unironically only love plane tiddies tho
  • Big Pole:80's music
  • Big Pole:speakeasies
  • Big Pole:I'm a hipster
  • Lindy:Fucking Russian Post
  • Abe:I ordered a hat from russia once. Instead of coming in a hat box like a sensible man would do it came to me wrapped up in about four layers of packing paper and plastic wrap. Russian post office standards, man.
  • Teddy K:IF IT FITS
  • Teddy K:IT SHIPS
  • Teddy K:IF IT DOESNT FIT
  • Teddy K:IT SHIPS
  • Teddy K:IF IT DOESNT SHIP
  • Teddy K:IT FITS
  • Teddy K:And this has been Russian Postal Guidelines 101
  • zsuki:AC stands for what
  • zsuki:i know OC is open carry
  • Teddy K:air conditioning
  • Alex:lol
  • Teddy K:should be A/C
  • zsuki:lol U WOT M8
  • zsuki:anomalous open carry?
  • Teddy K:androgynus open carry
  • Teddy K:instead of a gun you carry a big hunk of questionable gender around
  • Mícheál:I guess I never really knew what a Mastodon was
  • Abe:The big mammoth like thingy right
  • Mícheál:yeah
  • Mícheál:but they look more like modern elephants
  • Mícheál:just with fur and smaller ears
  • Jack:and they hunt the white whale
  • Mícheál:WHITE
  • Mícheál:WHALE
  • Mícheál:HOLY
  • Mícheál:GRAIL
  • Abe:What
  • Jack:FILL YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
  • Jack:WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
  • Abe:What x2
  • zsuki:never had a problem with a well-maintained bread
  • zsuki:beard
  • zsuki:lol
  • zsuki:moustache can be a problem
  • zsuki:but with a little scissor it can be maintained as well
  • Chris:maintained? Pfft, i never even trimmed mine
  • zsuki:lol
  • zsuki:do you even beard
  • Kim Jong Chill:"[2:08] zsuki: never had a problem with a well-maintained bread" dunno mate, a good baguette is really hard to find nowadays.
  • zsuki::DDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • 4570 govt:AHAHAHAHAHA
  • Daniel::DDD