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anonymous asked:

Could you talk more about Stanford stereotypes regarding literally anything (idk majors?) bc they way how you explain them is literally so funny/good

lmao aw ily, you can always come to me if u want my opinion related to anything stanford (stereotypes about dorms, sports teams, greek life, a cappella ??) because i have A Lot Of It - i only wish i was more integrated with the school cuz most of my opinions are hearsay instead of personal experience

major stereotypes….hmm thats hard cuz there are So Many majors but i can just go with the most common ones and group some together, etc

engineering:

  • aero/astro - small department full of space nerds, most of them are in SSI, drones, i personally consider them very brainy and if i were better at engineering i would be aero/astro cuz i think it’s the next frontier. there should definitely be more women in it for sure
  • bioe - my ex was bioe, they’re a bunch of nerds but they have good enough hearts. they care about curing diseases and shit
  • CS - oh boy. ohhhhhh boy. here we fuckin go. honestly CS is barely even a sterotype at stanford cuz its such a dominant culture…..the people who decide what stereotypes even are, are probably CS. it’s gotten to the point where if i meet someone and they aren’t CS it’s worth noting. it’s gotten to the point where, in my psych/literature/communications/education classes, i expect the other people to be CS. i have so many Opinions on CS Boys because CS Boys are such!!!!a!!!type!!!! (and different from just, a boy who does CS). they worship the trinity of google, facebook, and microsoft. their junior summer internship is at least one of these. they buy into all silicon valley startup culture and they love elon musk and talk about venture capital when its really not welcome. they love talking about how much work they have and how little they sleep. all INTJs. probably virgos. there is also a subgenre of CS boy who didnt come into stanford wanting to do CS and ended up switching because its easier to be a CS Boy at stanford. they criticize the culture all the time. to this you can say, “it’s all right, craig, i know you just want to make money.”
  • CME - people major in this when they dont love themselves
  • design - i personally think this major is fuckin cool and considered it before i realized physics was a pre-req. the d school is thought to be d for douchey though because their whole shtick is so ~ideate~ ~prototype~ ~We Are Quirky and Put Post-Its On Walls~ but i dug it as a frosh. they can be kinda condescending, but theyre by far the most interdisciplinary dept in the engineering major (although its also full of white men who think theyre hot shit cuz they can use photoshop)
  • EE - again for people who lack self love, its supposed to be so fuckin hard
  • MS&E - white frat boys who glorify jordan belfort
  • ME - similar to design. live at the PRL. stay up till ungodly hours carving wood. somehow this is enjoyable. also white male heavy

who knows how the f to categorize this:

  • education - if i could do stanford over i would major in this. usually very diverse, woke, often come from underprivileged backgrounds so they want to make it better for other people and reach communities that arent currently benefited (unlike silicon valley or wall street :) ) i respect them because they do what they love and not to make $ although if educational engineering were a thing im certain people would jump ship. it’s also not in the humanities dept so i feel like theyre Above the stanford hegemony and i love that
  • earthsys - i considered a minor in this. usually sweet, earth-friendly people. white but woke. possibly queer. granola loving hippies and maybe some frathletes who want an “easy” major but not sure (im not shitting on easy majors. i have one. love ‘em)

generally i like girls in any of the engineering depts because they are dealing with sexism and doing it. the boys are oftentimes extremely self-congratulatory and will usually say something dumb about the humanities. even the girls will hit you with the “oh i wish i could study that!” about any non-engineering discipline, and it’s implied that what they’re really saying is “but i care about my future too much!” 

humanities/sciences:

  • AAAS/chicanx studies/asian-american studies/CSRE - woke poc who use lots of buzzwords and say things like folx
  • art - the people who major in art are usually more quiet than you’d think. we have an Artsy Type at stanf that are kind of extra (theta chi/EBF types, also very woke QPOC) but i dont think theyre art majors for the most part. i barely know any actual art Majors. lots of engineers just do art on the side
  • bio - i love bio majors because they are sciency but also get shit on by engineers so we’re in solidarity. they are sweet and study all the time and just wanna make the world a better place. there’s also the pre-med kind of bio who i would hate if i were also pre med but since im not i just kind of admire and fear them
  • chem - i like chem people much more than i thought i would. again a very small major and they just live in lab and have varied non chem interests. this year i accidentally became friends with like 6 people from the chem fraternity and i was surprised how much i liked them
  • complit/english - i was this major! english in creative writing are usually chill, interesting people. complit and english in literature…….it’s a shakespeare circlejerk and they hit you with the Discourse. overly educated white people. avoid the boys specifically but the girls can also be incredibly self-satisfied. maybe 50/50. but if you take a creative writing class instead of a lit class, the CW kids are usually awesome
  • taps - our drama department. they’re nice, but extra and intimidating. (also stanford theater is…..okay….not really as good as they seem to think it is yikes that was mean but) however, like with english, take an introductory class and you’ll meet very cool non-taps majors.
  • econ - oftentimes wonderful people! outside of class that is
  • femgen - same people as the AAAS/CSRE crowd except whiter. queer girls with undercuts. upperclassmen are intimidating to many. everyone shares their opinion even when its not warranted. my honors is in this
  • film studies - this was almost my minor and if i werent CW i might have doubled in film and comm! i dont know any film majors but if they arent a cole sprouse im sure theyre fine (they are probably a cole sprouse)
  • german/italian/french/spanish language or studies - spot the person who studied abroad!
  • history - like english, can be cool, more likely pretentious
  • humbio - the other premeds! actually humbio gets shit on alllll the time for being easy or having a fluff major, bio majors think they’re soft. thus, i like them. their course catalog is awesome and its a huge major but all the scary pre meds are straight up bio and humbios are softer but in a good way its a lot of sweet girls
  • intl relations - one of my favorite majors. usually very down to earth, the best of the IR/poli-sci/pub-po trinity. however, they can also be self-congratulatory for being So Woke and also they love to educate you when You Didn’t Ask
  • linguistics - weird, diverse people. very small major. similar to anthro, my old major. i love small majors they always have cute dinners together
  • MCS - a hard fuckin major. not as “Look How Smart I Am” as a bad CS. mostly quiet and stay in and study their ass off
  • math - love to wax poetic about the beauty of math. fun when drunk. not when sober
  • philosophy/MTL/classics - avoid. classics can be okay if it overlaps with archaeology because theyre just a bunch of nerds and they get really excited and its cute. phil majors would rather just educate you about how free will is fake and youre like tim can you please just get out of the way we’re in the dining hall and you’re blocking the cornbread
  • physics - Avoid. they think all other sciences are lesser. women and POC are ok
  • poli-sci - hit or miss. generally pretty friendly. very talkative. fun to talk to about Not Politics
  • psych - the best major hehe. generally liberal and woke and often queer. however, non-psych people in psych classes can be a nightmare (unlike english, taps, etc) and problematic as fuck. also sometimes psych majors are extra (exhibit a: me)
  • pub policy - probably in student government. im biased against it, but go in with hesitation. student government is by and large not as effective as they seem to think (however, a “woke” person in pub po might be cool because they will campaign for sexual assault awareness and economic diversity and good stuff)
  • STS - ohhhhh man. probably the major that gets most shit on at stanford. i think engineers think it’s fake. (humbio, design, and STS get shit on the most i’d say, because they are interdisciplinary STEM majors, so engineers think that they’re for people who arent smart enough to do hard majors. whereas with english or IR, engineers know they couldnt do it because they havent written an essay since 2009, so they offer grudging respect) a frathlete major. i personally like it because i dig interdisciplinary shit, but i don’t dig frat boys or athletes so i avoid. some of their courses are great but it does seem kind of scrapped together as a major and i dont know how people outside of stan see it
  • sociology - a small major, seems cool. stigmatized but not by stanford because stanford students dont know it exists. “dont you mean psychology?” no
  • urban studies - skaters? who knows. i respect them tho. i think they care about….like….architecture? and city development? its a very niche thing and i feel like it’s pretty hip n happening

I’m sorry but have the writers this season ever… Met a human being?

Like

A) weirdly specific occurrences surrounding clowns? It costs 0$ to say ‘what did it look like’, describe it, ask your kid and then be like 'holy shit I too saw the same thing.’

B) after like the fifth clown experience? Fifth? Pretty sure 💯% of people would be fucking done with being surprised with that shit

C) be questionable about weird neighbors, neglectful babysitters etc.

D) think to themselves 'hey I’m scared of x y and z and all of a sudden I’m being surrounded with this.. maybe someone knows my fears?


SHOW SOME FORM OF SKEPTICISM OR QUESTION SHIT. THESE PEOPLE ARE TOO NAIVE.

anonymous asked:

OK KO is just a cartoon. You are entitled to your opinion about body types and all that stuff, but you have no right to demand that the creators and animators immediately appease you. That's not how things work.

a) that post has over 4000 notes, many of which agree with my critique

b) shows are supported and spread by the fans so, uh? if theres enough pushback against that shitty specific issue with the show…. either the issue will be remedied, the show will be cancelled, or the issue will continue and the fandom will know the animators dont give a shit

c) if you think my judgement of ok kos lack of body diversity is just “about body types and all that stuff” and not about a greater issue re: the perception and portrayal of women in entertainment, you have misunderstood my post and it seems that you are the one who doesnt get how things work my good bitch

Which Japan member are you?

Which look do you prefer?
a) Vintage
b) Sassy
c) Emo
d) As bright and colourful as humanly possible

Which music would you say you listen to the most?
a) David Bowie
b) The New York Dolls
c) ABBA
d) Percy Jones

What do you prefer to drink?
a) Coffee
b) Tequilla
c) Coke
d) Fruit Juice

What were/are you like at school?
a) Artistic and quiet
b) A little shit
c) A nerd
d) A clown

If someone were to ask you a question, how would you answer it?
a) Elequently
b) Just for the lolz
c) Mumble something
d) Grin about it

Who would you rather work with?
a) Ryuichi Sakamoto
b) Yukihiro Takahashi
c) Steve Wilson
d) Peter Murphy

What is your favourite passtime?
a) Painting and drawing
b) Going on tumblr
c) A spot of tennis
d) Creating marvelous sculptures

What do you do when you’re sad?
a) Write music
b) Cry about it
c) Bye
d) Smile about it because you are the happiest person in the world

What is the worst thing someone has ever done to you?
a) Told you your music is crap
b) Thrown a tray of sandwiches at you
c) Everything is bad
d) Stole your girlfriend

Who would you like to be friends with?
a) Mick
b) Richard
c) Steve
d) David

What would you do if you went solo?
a) Stop wearing make up, dying your hair and cutting you hair
b) Dye your hair black so you look super edgy
c) Quietly play the synth on every record
d) Write an angry autobiography on lifes nuisances

What are you more likely to do?
a) Knock on David Bowie’s door
b) Knock Brian Eno off his bicycle with your car door
c) Go on a TV show where someone is strangely more obsessed with you than every other member of your band
d) Collaborate with every great artist there is

What colour do you dye your hair?
a) Blonde
b) Red
c) Black
d) Every colour of the freaking rainbow

What are you good at?
a) Bossing everyone around and looking beautiful
b) Playing snooker tangling yourself up in the curtains
c) Playing tennis and looking sad
d) Cooking and being jolly

What is your favourite food?
a) Special K and hamburgers
b) Pastries and red wine
c) Anything Italian or French
d) A bit of Greek Cypriot goodness

Mostly A’s: David
Mostly B’s: Steve
Mostly C’s: Richard
Mostly D’s: Mick

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