shit-allies-say

Last night I went to this bar for a lesbian night thing (thank you Kara for making me go) and I’m still dying laughing over the hilarious shit that Allie was saying/doing. Honestly what a good fucking night.

  • Cis person:I support trans people 100%! They should be free to be themselves!
  • Cis person:Have you heard of these disgusting "kid sex changes?"
  • Cis person:Ew, he should NOT be allowed in our bathroom.
  • Cis person:My tax dollars are paying for his sex change?!
  • Cis person:God, this pronoun thing is too hard for me.
  • Cis person:If you're trans you need to disclose it IMMEDIATELY to protect NORMAL people's sexuality.
  • Cis person:Don't get upset, gay marriage is just more important than your civil rights. We'll come back for you eventually.
I'm sorry, but I'm really annoyed with the straight dudes on Facebook.

They’re talking about Ellen Page coming out and it’s either “Aaaw, I wanted to bang her” or “I don’t care” “It’s not a big deal” “My opinion hasn’t changed, she’s still a great actress.” You know what? You should care. It is a big deal. This is a big deal for queer visibility. You should care about queer role models. Why? Because some of you are fathers and your kids might need people like Ellen Page to look up to or to understand that it’s ok to be themselves. Also, because you all claim to be allies and that does not mean dismissing someone’s sexuality, it means recognizing what it means to have another person out in the public eye. You don’t have to take this moment to remind everyone that you’re not homophobic by saying it “Doesn’t change your opinion of her” no one cares, no one it sitting around waiting for you to proclaim that you are not a bigot. And you couldn’t have had sex with her anyways so get over it.

Watching Gate and like… :/ I can’t really sit through episode two at all… >_>

Yes, yes, an unknown threat came through a magical portal on dragonback and everything……….. but you also gunned them down and easily fucked them over. Naturally you want to investigate this magical portal on the grounds that they could launch another attack.

…….. You gunned down their shit like it was nothing and clearly they know jack shit about guns when they’re sending in people wielding swords and spears of medieval times.

Ugh. I can’t help but see it is blatant unnecessary mass murder. I mean, I get the first battle or two, once they’ve arrived and got attacked.

But like….

By now you clearly know they’re no match for you and yet you ruthlessly cut them down anyway? >_> Where the fuck is diplomacy at? Maybe the enemy hasn’t tried yet because of stupid politicians being politicians but I’m sure the common people would be pretty open to you suggesting peace or some shit. 

There’s time to do that! The enemy has to take days/weeks to get their troops in place, even if they’re on horseback, but its mostly footsoldiers so like… walking… yeah that shit takes forever. In the time you have between battles you haven’t thought to try diplomacy yet? No? Just sit there, build up defenses with your modern day tech and gun down people who clearly aren’t any trouble to you? They don’t even know your freakin’ range and get cut down before they’re even remotely in range of touching you. But okay.

And on the other hand, how the fuck are the enemy still getting people to suit up and essentially be target practice? Like, three armies have been wiped out without you so much as scratching them. Why the fuck are the people still going through with being recruited into the army?! Yes, there can be strict drafting policies, but when your whole fucking kingdom and every kingdom next to you knows you ain’t gonna do shit against this enemy and they’re just going to go and die, they can overpower some shitty handful of politicians insisting they can do it.

Ughhhhhhhhhh. Maybe I should just shutdown my brain and watch it a little longer and it’ll seem slightly more appealing to me five-six episodes in or something.

Can ppl stop soliciting my phone? I don’t want a fucking home security system, i don’t have money to give you, I don’t want to listen to your offer, I don’t need my carpet washed (my dog is going to keep putting her hair in it anyways). I recognize that it is not the telemarketers fault, but gezz I wish businesses that I don’t need/want would stop harassing my phone!