shit's mine


[ Molliarty AU ] — James Moriarty was dead. The signed off report was now proof of that. With Dr Molly Hooper pulling the right strings and being the one woman he count on helping pull off his plan, there hadn’t been even the slightest hitch in putting the whole thing into action. London was a thing of the past, for now, and slipping into hiding was the next step into disappearing. As for the so-called couple: their silly love affair and hide-and-seek game behind everyones back, was now over. Their time was up. But the months went past and simply keeping basic tabs on his favourite pathologist wasn’t enough anymore. It was a dangerous move, coming back. But then again.. people do get so sentimental about their pets, don’t they?

Shit said in my house, p1.
  • ❝ Unsolicited nudes, my favorite! ❞
  • ❝ That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works. ❞
  • ❝ Okay, I know you're busy and all that... But I want a quesadilla. ❞
  • ❝ I did the dishes, chill. ❞
  • ❝ Please don't die. I don't want to have to have my real estate agent tell people someone shat themselves to death in my house. ❞
  • ❝ I think I heard my soul screaming as I flushed it down the toilet. ❞
  • ❝ What are you playing with in my ass down there? ❞
  • ❝ His favorite toy is a shit emoji, I really don't know what you expected. ❞
  • ❝ So I might've gotten into a car accident... with a snack food truck. It won. Send help. ❞
  • ❝ Oh GOD, get in my MOUTH. ❞
  • ❝ ... Why is there a vibrator jabbing me in the ass? ❞
  • ❝ I bought the groceries, & did the dishes. And took out the trash. And did your laundry. I might've gotten bored. ❞
  • ❝ Is something burning or did you just crawl back out of hell? ❞
  • ❝ Can you please not scream at me right now? I'm having a moment. ❞