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#BendyHTtakeover Recap

((so I’m gonna compile all the Good Shit from the #BendyHTtakeover event into one post okay here we goooo))

  • Sammy has been writing music for most of his life, “from a young age […] tunes would pop into my head, [writing music] was the only logical step. ;)”
  • Willow Weep For Me” is Sammy’s favorite song, he apparently considers it modern. what time period does this game take place in jfc
  • Sammy made a handful of puns during the event. Puns are great.
  • Apparently he liked Bacon Soup at one time, but “it kind of lost its luster after a bit.. But you’d have to be crazy to not love chocolate cake!”
  • Putting on pants is apparently a struggle for him.
  • Someone asked if Norman was behind the organ from chapter 2. He responded with “The organ… I don’t know what you mean. Although Norman, our projectionist, he was always very bright..” which might be a hint to something, a compliment, or another pun - who knows.
  • An ad for a Little Mermaid bedspread got posted in the middle of the event, probably on accident. Someone joked “Sammy’s favorite Disney Princess is Ariel, confirmed.” All he had to say was something was amiss with the post, and the bed looked comfortable.
  • Sammy still writes and sings music when he’s not praising Bendy, and has written “so many dozens of songs! So many! When you’ve been in this business as long as I have… you’re quite busy.” He also said “Perhaps you shall hear them someday.” pls
  • His clearest memory of the studio besides the ink pump is “a whistling sound, a vague melody.. with a sinister purpose.”
  • When asked for advice on composing music, he responded “Music is all about layers. Rich and lush. Practice, my friend. That’s what it’s all about!”
  • Wally’s catchphrase is apparently contagious. Someone asked “Sammy, what would happen if Wally lost his keys again?” To which he responded, “That Wally! That man can’t ever keep his things in order! If I didn’t know better I’d say his mind was wayyyyy out of here!”
  • Headcanon confirmed, “Sheep Songs” is Sammy’s favorite song he wrote for the Bendy cartoons.
  • He wears the mask to “resemble the most perfect form I know!”.
  • He might not be able to see without the mask as well, someone later asked “how do you see with that mask?” and he replied “how do you see without yours?”. Might have just been a joke, or confirming the “ink monsters can see through Bendy’s eyes in cutouts and posters” theory.
  • Sammy thinks Susie is “A charming woman.. quite… charming.. I recall only her face… that.. smile.”
  • He took some selfies for us.
  • Someone asked how he felt after what happened to him at the end of chapter 2. “I can’t recall any injustice on the part of the Ink Demon. He is.. most fair.” Apparently he’s fine with being pancake’d.
  • “Who’s better? Bendy, Alice, or Boris?” “There is only our lord Bendy.”
  • What makes Bendy so worshipable is that “[He] knows all and sees all. He is the hope we’ve been waiting for!”
  • “The last I can recall… I had a flowing cascade of brown hair.. I miss it so… or was it blonde? No matter.. it was splendid.”
  • He regrets never going to Coney Island.
  • Someone asked what he thinks of Alice “Ohhh such a voice! So.. heavenly! So beautiful!” Tied with his earlier comment about Susie, this makes Samsie shippers such as myself rejoice.
  • He is honored that people write songs about him, and Bendy.
  • He doesn’t only make puns, he memes. According to him, “if you have the proper training, mayonnaise IS an instrument.”
  • His favorite instrument is the banjo, he was always fond of it and it “plucks the right chord with me”
  • He thinks bacon soup can be good, “it’s best when aged for a while I hear.”
  • He’s happy Joey let him name the song “Sammy Jam” after himself.
  • Someone asked if he had a special someone before becoming an ink monster. His answer was a flustered “Someone.. special? … I.. well.. there was.. this one. I almost remember.”
  • He doesn’t quite know where Joey is, but he thinks he’s off raising his salary somewhere.
  • He doodles Bendy sometimes.

anonymous asked:

Did you and theothersim plan out everything in advance? Because that’s hella drama for it to be random XD and I just noticed that Mini and Matt looked a little related it’s not surprising that Zero would hit that….. 🤔🤔🤔

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If there was a formal dance for the teachers in Remnant
  • Winter: I appreciate your kind sentiments, Glynda, but there is no reason for me to dress up for this event. I was merely stopping by on my way through to give the General a status update on my most recent mission.
  • Glynda: Nonsense, you really ought to stay for a short while. In fact, I have a spare dress for you to wear that would look so flattering. Come now, I insist.
  • *short amount of time passes and Glynda is pushing Winter onto the dance floor dressed in a knee-length dress*
  • Winter: Glynda, this is ridiculous. I really am just passing on my way through--
  • Glynda: Mmhm, that's nice, here, hold my punch, I'll be right back.
  • *hands off a cup and shuffles away*
  • Winter: Well, that was most peculiar--
  • Qrow: Hey, quit pushing Ozpin, I don't know what-- woah.
  • *Qrow gets pushed out right in front of Winter by Ozpin, dressed in fine formal attire*
  • Winter: *flusters momentarily before looking away* Qrow.
  • Qrow: Holy shit, you're actually hot underneath that uniform. *continues to blink in shock*
  • Winter: Excuse me?! Where in Oum did you learn such awful manners!?
  • *Qrow pauses and begins to smirk uncontrollably while bowing low*
  • Qrow: You're right. Allow me to redeem myself by asking for the honor of having your first dance? *winks*
  • Winter: *blushes furiously*
  • Glynda: How long until they're tearing the entire building down?
  • Ozpin: From dancing, fighting, or finally doing it?

anonymous asked:

Y'know i'm a male and i'm not all about that gay shit but... you're kinda hot ?

-Smiles slightly while giggling- Thank you. ♡