shit was fun as hell

  • Sirius: So Muggles actually believe that little green men come down from the stars and pull them into their flying plates and stick shit up their arses for fun?
  • Remus: .... Pretty much, yeah.
  • Sirius: Where the bloody hell did they come up with that?
  • Remus: There's actually a lot of people who have come out and said they've experienced this kind of encounter.
  • Sirius: IT'S TRUE!!?!
  • James: Wait -- do I go on a date before or after I let them probe me?
  • Sirius: I DON'T WANT TO GO FLYING ON A GREEN MAN'S PLATE, MOONY! YOU KNOW I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS!
  • James: Should I call them after or should they call me? This is important. I don't want to seem needy, Remus.
  • Sirius: ARE THEY WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW? MOONY YOU CAN'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!
  • James: What if they think I look fat in these jeans?
  • Sirius: I MEAN, CLEARLY THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST PROBING THIS FINE ARSE!!!
  • James: I want to come across as suave but like, not too arrogant...
  • Remus: ...............
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Alternate season finale/bad ending AU where Charon wins, the Feds and News lose, and Locus and Felix catch a ride off-planet on the Staff of Charon while watching Chorus burn in the distance.

im so tired of the uglies at my school calling me a weeabo

like wtf i dont even talk about kpop or anything like anime etc…like where is the source????????

Lights Out

Well, as some of you know I was trying to write for the MovieAu day for KakaSaku week. The fic started to become a multi-chapter monster since i am an insecure mess and i figured no one would want to read my shitshow I didn’t post it. Anyway, I made it into a short fic based on like the first 20 minutes of the movie. 

Word Count: 1638

In case you don’t know the movie, here is a link to the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nTMprod00

@bluefurcape and @lunamiru Enjoy my very late KakaSaku Week: Movie AU (Lights Out)


Prelude:                       

When you are little, one of your first fears is darkness. Shadowy figures dancing in moonlight, while you try to will your body to sleep. Just close your eyes and they will go away. 

When the fear stays, your crawl your tiny body into bed next to your mother and she fights off the darkness, she makes the fear go away. They tell you that you have an overactive imagination and when you grow older, the dark won’t be so scary. You get older, you grow up, but the fear stays and it follows you into each night.


“And they all lived happily ever after.” Tsunade pushes the book closed and leans in to give her daughter a kiss on the forehead. Sakura smiles brightly, pulling the covers against her chest. Her tiny nose and pink eyebrows scrunch up suddenly.

“Have you heard from Daddy?” Her tiny voice cracks slightly as she watches her mother rise from the edge of the bed. Tsuande turns to her daughter with a sad smile and slightly wet eyes.

“No, but I am sure he will call soon.” Tsunade places her hand on the light switch to hit off. “Goodnight Sakura.  I love you.”

Sakura’s eyes adjust quickly to the darkness as her heart begins to race. “Mom, can you put the light back on?”

Her mother sighs. “You just turned 8, don’t you think you are a little too old to sleep with the light on?”

Sakura opens her mouth to reply but her mother was already closing the door. She closes her eyes tightly and counts the seconds until she hears her mother’s door start to close.

One.
The room is silent. Not a sliver of light is seen from the hallway.

Two.
Cars pass by and the swoosh becomes a lullaby.

Three.
Her mother’s door closes shut.

Sakura holds her breath and turns to her closet in anticipation. If she got up to turn her light off, it would take 1.58 seconds. But she would have to pass by her closet. She closes her eyes again and tries to shake off the feeling of eyes staring at her from the slightly ajar walk-in.

The closet door begins to creak.

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fp ft. jealousy
  • them: aw you're jealous? aw cute
  • me: hahaha sure
  • me inside: no i'm not jealous. i'm fucking terrified. you are my fp and i need your attention otherwise i will assume you are abandoning me forever and that's such a scary prospect i'm barely able to breathe please don't leave.
IGHT YALL, FUCKIN GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) MARCHING BAND AU

JILLIAN HOLTZMANN:
• percussion kid, ends up in pit 1st year, bass line 2nd year, and stays on quads her Junior and Senior year and she loves it
• most ppl underestimate Holtz bc she’s tiny and they don’t think she can hold up her instrument but years of working at her dad’s auto repair shop has put some muscle on her
• only girl on the line (which isn’t that hard to do bc most girls drop percussion for some odd reason?? At least at my school)
• Holtz fuckin loves her instrument and she’s always practicing and ALWAYS SHOWING OFF
• you GOTDAMN KNOW SHE HAS THE COOLEST STICK TRICKS AROUND
• the flirtiest and funniest out of all the percussionists
• everything is a sex joke to her
• has a photographic memory so always remembers sets and dots and music
• loves to play cadences E V E R Y W H E R E
• genuinely likes the parades

ABBY YATES:
• clarinet is a PROPER AND UNIQUE INSTRUMENT TO PLAY, NOW STOP CALLING ME SQUIDWARD
• surprisingly hella athletic????
• is really into playing songs that are not pep songs or show music (kinda like how all the saxes know how 2 play careless whisper)
• hella gifted music wise, grade wise, she don’t give a shit and always is almost failing the grading period
• doesn’t believe in seniority
• O P I N I O N A T E D af
• starts alotta section wars
• always has music memorized and down even tho she never practices
• that pisses her section leader OFF
• marching technique is not the best and not the worst, it could be better
• always has like, 20 million extra reeds
• not a section leader hut definitely well respected in her section

PATTY TOLAN:
• guard girl who doesn’t take anyone’s shit
• “I’M NOT A PART OF THE BAND MY ASS.”
• looks flawless as hell,,, how?????
• her technique is perfect af???
• ends up making rifle her 2nd year and everyone in guard who didn’t make rifle is secretly very upset
• always knows her sets
• she’s on SLT (section leader team)
• always apologizes when she hits someone and actually makes sure they’re alright and helps them if they really get hurt and takes full responsibility 4 her actions
• technically the guard mother
• actually helps the freshman + newbies
• really kind and nice but u fuck with her friends and she will honest to god END YOU
• always knows what to do????
• how????????
• honest to god, she deals with so much bs it’s unreal.
• so talented it’s unfair

ERIN GILBERT:
• the only trombone that doesn’t over sexualize everything
• Quiet lil babi
• but don’t piss her off or she’ll be right ON YA ASS THEN AND THERE
• becomes section leader, best and most responsible section leader in the band (besides patty)
• we all know why she’s a trombone, she has the longest arms
• h8s that band dislikes all low brass even tho some of them aren’t that bad????
• has a huge crush on lil drummer Holtzy and is always smiling and laughing with her
•PERCUSSION AND TROMBONES AND TRUMPETS ALL ON ONE BUS
• OH GOD
• everyone making fun of Erin for being one of the token girls in low brass
• “every girl in low brass is always gay!!”
• “YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT!”
• tutors abby and still manages 2 get all her shit done???
• on the page in the band hall 4 people that need tutoring (we have one, you write your name under a subject you understand and get really good marks in and ppl can come ask 4 help in that subject)
• h8s band camp til she meets holtzmann

oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again

casual reminder i have 37 aus

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dialog from @suffer-zone‘s post

please send me vld requests! 


oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again

For @bullysquadess a.k.a. @miracusims

I present Volpina!Piper 

Thanks for everything you do for the ML fandom! <3 I hope this cheers you up :D

Things War Boys might possibly come across one day and have no idea like wtf:

Record Players (bonus points if they find a “learn to speak French” record.

8-tracks

Bras

High heeled shoes

Twinkies

Fiberglass

Water Guns

Magic 8 Balls

The Bible

Disco

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to let you know that you're loved, appreciated and valued. Also when you get this, respond with five things that make you happy, then send it to the last ten people in your notifications on anon

Omg I love you ❤

1. My family, fuck yeah

2. My friends are pretty cool,,, even if they’re all poor bitches

3. Acting is fun as hell

4. Musicals are some good shit 💯💯

5. Tumblr is v cool

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A small sloppy pile of goblin doodles from yesterday. I may finish a couple of these eventually (like this one here). My three mains: Zanzik the Unholy/Blood Death Knight, Flizzyx the Protection Warrior/Gladiator, and Aerrik the Destruction Warlock. <3