shit was about to go down

THE NEXT CROSSOVER SHOULD BE THE WESTALLEN WEDDING!!!

So Barry and Iris have done every trope at least twice (confessions of love, first kisses, proposals), let’s keep that up with their wedding. 

I want the Legends, Team Arrow, and Team Supergirl to come to CC for the wedding. I want all the females being Iris’s bridesmaids. I wanted freaking Linda to be the maid of honor. I want Oliver talking to Barry about how he was wrong saying guys like them don’t get the girl. I want some end of the world thing to happen as Iris is walking down the aisle and they all run outside to see what it is. I want Barry to pull Iris close because god fucking damn it he can and will protect her. I want the villians to be fucking good and I want there to a shit ton of fighting. I want Barry to almost die and Iris go off on someone (preferably Oliver because why the fuck not) about how he is the love of her life, she almost died with Savitar, but she would not lose him on their wedding day. 

I want everyone fighting tooth and nail. I want them to save the day. Then I want there to be a scene where Barry and Iris are holding hands, exchanging vows, (mostly coming from Iris because Barry tells her his every other episode at this point). I want there to be an after party scene where Cisco makes a speech about Barry being a stubborn ass and Iris not being much better, and god help all of them should they ever have kids. 

Then I want it to end with Barry and Iris waving people goodbye. She looks at him with the biggest grin and says,” So what happens now, Flash?”

And he says,” Whatever comes next, Mrs. West-Allen.”

Originally posted by ambersriley

nomolossdnalsi  asked:

It seems that you ran out of memes

“This is my ‘shits and giggles’ blog. if I’m feeling down and in the mood for silly shenanigans, I’ll doodle something here. Otherwise, I’m more interested with my stuff over at @askadragonite .

Actually, the fact I get more asks for THIS blog than the one I care more about in terms of characters, interactions and story is honestly really disheartening, but i’m not letting that keep me down, cause i love those characters and I want to keep them going.

I have PLENTY of memes and stupid junk I could turn into something funny here, but I’ll do it when I feel like doin’ it.

  • Character: *gets shot* leave me here. just go get the bastard.
  • Me in the same situation: kneel down next to me. I have to tell you something. It hurts. I'm dying. *gasp* did you call the ambulance yet??? who give a shit about the guy who shot me. look at at me. I am here. Look at this blood. Tis just a scratch, but more than that because I got shot.
underrated gay shit in the new ghostbusters 101 comic
  • patty and holtzmann going on what are virtually ghostbusting dates while abby and erin hold down the fort back home
  • holtzmann blowing up a smart car, patty being like “GIRL” and holtzmann blaming it on the ghost while patty literally just watched her do it for FUN
  • patty calling her holtzy 
  • holtzmann blasting ghosts instead of capturing them like abby asked bc impulsivity; subsequently gets them drenched in slime 
  • patty saying “you know i hate when you do that” after being slimed bc YES for mention of patty’s hair vs. slime (this is an Important concern) 
  • also implies that this has been brought up about SIXTEEN TIMES ALREADY GODDAMMIT HOLTZY 
  • patty covering for holtzmann’s impulsive ass on the phone to abby (“oh no we haven’t seen any ghosts since we left” after holtzy’s literally been blowing them up all afternoon. end me)
  • abby knows that holtzmann’s blowing up ghosts anyway 
  • erin making snide jokes to abby re: holtzmann’s ghost blasting Problem
  • patty tried to “poison” abby with decaf coffee god bless
  • abby ready to save the world 24/7
  • bonus: kevin in a broccoli suit and an appearance by mike hat.

tl;dr, please read this comic your entire life will thank you, in this year 2017 of our lady Beyoncé I AM LIVING

great comet songs with alternate titles
  • prologue: guys,👏 andrey 👏 Isn't Here™👏
  • pierre: the most relatable character is introduced
  • moscow: MARYA DMITRIEVNA AHKROSIMOVA
  • the private and intimate life of the house: bolkonsky is an Asshole™
  • natasha & bolkonskys: is this wicked?
  • no one else: BOY YA GOT ME HELPLESS
  • the opera: shit's about to go down
  • natasha & anatole: hey this hot motherfucker is anatole, hes about to fuck shit up
  • natasha lost: natasha is Frightened™
  • the duel: HERES TO THE HEALTH OF MARRIED WOMEN AND THEIR LOVERS
  • dust and ashes: pierre wants to die
  • sunday morning: forgive me father for i have sinned
  • charming: hélène can't french
  • the ball: NATASHA DONT DO IT
  • letters: she did it
  • sonya & natasha: don't shoot the messenger
  • sonya alone: try not to cry
  • preparations: anatole please listen to dolokhov
  • balaga: GET HYPE™
  • the abduction: goooodbyyyyye my gypsy lovers
  • in my house: nOT TODAY SATAN
  • a call to pierre: yo pierre hmu shit went down
  • find anatole: find that motherfucker
  • pierre & anatole: next day anatole left fOR PETERSBUUUUUUURG
  • natasha very ill: tfw you poison yourself out of guilt
  • pierre & andrey: andrey finally isn't Not Here™
  • pierre & natasha: angst part 1
  • the great comet of 1812: angst part 2
Homeland snap fanfic No.27 - The Letter Revisited

I’m thinking tailend Ep12. Ever the optimist.
I’ve written this before, differently. In fact it was Snap fanfic No.1. There’s been enough water under the bridge by now for it to feel worth having another go with a little more context.

Carrie and Quinn in the brownstone. Whatever shit has gone down, it’s gone down - the calm after the storm. He’s sitting at the kitchen table, she places a coffee in front of him, has one for herself but is moving about, tidying up. Quinn sips his coffee. Stares at it. He’s thinking.

CARRIE - You OK?

QUINN - Yeah.

She picks up Hop from the kitchen counter where he’s lying. Sticks him on the table in front of Quinn.

CARRIE - Here. Look after your friend.

Quinn picks Hop up. Absent-mindedly squeezes him right in the face with his thumb. Still thinking.

Carrie, still tidying, looks at Quinn curiously.

CARRIE - What’s going on?

He looks up at her. Back down.

QUINN - D-D-Do…

She puts down what she’s doing to give him her attention.

QUINN - Do you ever th-think about…. (he tails off)

CARRIE - What?

He stares at Hop. Carrie, infuriated, takes Hop from him to bring him to the point.

CARRIE - Jesus, what is it?

QUINN - B-Before I went to Syria.

Carrie raises her eyebrows, reels a little. She knows exactly what he means. A long silence while they both feel their way into this conversation.

CARRIE - Yeah.

She sits down next to him.

Yeah, I do. Of course I do.

It’s her turn to stare at Hop as she thinks.

I fucking kicked myself for months – years, actually, that I didn’t call you sooner.

QUINN - You said that. In B-Berlin.

CARRIE – I never know how much you remember.

QUINN - I remember that.

A pause.

CARRIE - You know….

She pauses again. Does she want to say this?

In Berlin, Dar gave me…

Quinn looks angry, just at the mention of the name…

It’s OK. It’s… nothing bad. I promise you.

Wait a minute.

She goes to the door, about to head upstairs. Stops, looks at him.

Come with me.

He’s confused, but gets up and follows her. She goes upstairs, into her bedroom. He stops at the door, watching her. She looks back at him.

It’s OK, come in. Sit down.

She sits on the edge of the bed, indicates for him to sit next to her. He does, not sure what’s going on. She opens the top drawer of the cabinet next to her bed. Takes a deep breath - takes out Quinn’s letter, still in its envelope.

He gave me this. When we thought you weren’t gonna make it.

Quinn knows exactly what it is. Can’t find any words, his mouth is moving but he doesn’t know what to say. He takes it. Turns it over – it’s been opened. Can’t look at her.

QUINN – (Almost a whisper) Y-Y-Y… you read it?

CARRIE - Yeah.

A pause.

It was beautiful. Really beautiful.

Do you still feel that way?

QUINN - I… I…

CARRIE - Because I would love it if you did.

He looks up at her, stunned.

QUINN - But I… I… I’m…. (he indicates his body). I’m not the s-s-same. You don’t want to…

CARRIE - You are. In every way that matters, you are. And I do want to. Fuck, I really… I know these past few months haven’t been easy… for any of us. But even after all that, I still feel the same. I just fucking wish. (Suddenly angry at herself) Really wish I’d called you.

(She rests her hand on his left hand) If we’d got out then, this wouldn’t have happened to you.

QUINN - (Smiles a little) W-We’re not great at that.

CARRIE - Getting out? No. That’s really fucking true.

So do you still feel that way?

A pause, he’s looking at her – feels safer now. Nods.

QUINN - Yeah. Yeah, I do.

She grins. Cannot help herself. Her face splits in two with joy.

CARRIE - Well thank fuck for that. I was kind of out on a limb for a minute there.

He smiles too. They are so busy grinning at each other they almost don’t know what to do next. An awkward laugh and they look away from each other. Then back, right into each other’s eyes, this time deadly serious. She’s still holding his left hand. He raises his right hand to her neck. They kiss…

I had a good ol end of the world dream where shit was really goin down and the planet was being attacked by sentient kids toys
And my family was about to go up in a helicopter to? Get into a main building and try to stop the attack ?
But before we got in the copter there was a little shop with a lady passing out herbs and spices (i guess in my dream lore these things were very symbolic and meaningful)

And like
Oh man. I asked for some thyme in a little necklace? And i was goofing and told her “i want my little card to say gamer thyme”
And so I gave her three dollars and then she handed me my card AND IT SAID CABBAGE TIME? I WAS SO OFFENDED
but good naturedly. We were goofin on eachother the whole transaction it was really funny


Also, i just remembered, before this part, we went to a trial going on and for some reason the state asked a group of young teens to handle the exposition

But
They took advantage of the opportunity to start singing and dancing trying to get noticed by a record label
So like

I had a good goof y end of the world dream

anonymous asked:

Mad headcanons that Ebumi would panick so hard at a rugby game if his s/o showed up to surprise him and he'd be so nervous he would mess up. He wouldn't be as loud either and he'd curse silently because he doesn't want to seem like all he does. But then his s/o stands up and starts yelling "kill the other team!! They ain't got shit on you baby!!" and he just goes into over drive and that game becomes one of his best games he's played in.

Broooo!!!!! I love this so much!!!
Like, Ebumi would probably always want to try and be amazing at anything his s/o sees and he’d get so nervous about messing up.
The second they tell him to go whoop some ass though, he’s sprinting down that field with his tongue hanging out like dog!
His s/o would probably wanna hug him after the match but he’s all sweaty and covered in mud so he just immediately gets nervous again.
He’s such a baby. Please love him omg

hyliandev  asked:

You're kind of an internet celebrity. You do interviews, you have a popular and verified Twitter account, etc. You speak your mind a lot and don't seem to water yourself down to put on a professional image. You've even publicly talked shit about past employers, and brought attention to older, very offensive projects like Bitch Hunt that simply wouldn't fly today. How the hell have you avoided any real controversy? Lmao

There are two reasons for this:

1. I’m not that famous. My last game came out almost 7 years ago and I’ve only provided promises of games since then. When Super Meat Boy Forever comes out my level of fame will go up but I doubt there will be any controversy because:

2. I don’t have wildly controversial thoughts. 

Yea I’ve said shit in the past, I’ve trashed employers, talked about old projects but nothing was really out there. The worst part about bitch hunt that I think anyone could take away from that would be I called a girl who cheated on me a bitch and threw a duck with her face photoshopped on it into a wood chipper in a Flash game. That’s pretty fucking tame…especially when you consider I was only 19 when I made it. The worst thing I did when it comes to trashing old employers is tell truthful stories. I didn’t exaggerate, I simply told the truth and the true story was a good enough story by itself.

Everything is incredibly polarized right now when it comes to social issues. It seems like if you don’t fully agree with someone they try to cram their thinking down your throat or just simply call you a bigot. I think that’s stupid. But, I don’t go around arguing this stuff to people because there is no point in doing so online. Might as well just write all of your opinions down on paper and light them on fire in your living room…if you did that at least you’d be warm.

you received an invitation to a dinner party hosted by one of your more popular mutuals. you want to get to know them better, so you go.

sandwiched between 2 of your mutuals-in-law, you pick off the pineapple from your pizza. you start to think that coming to this party was a bad idea. that fact solidifies itself when your eyes meet with someone across the table: its an ex mutual. you softblocked them a week ago because they were talking shit about your top comfort character. you hope that they still havent noticed that you softblocked them, but their eyes are drilling holes in you. a cold sweat drips down your neck.

one of the mutuals-in-law tries to start a conversation: “so i started watching that new anime… i think im kin with the blue haired one,” they say. the other mutual-in-law turns to look at you. “me too,” they say. the mutual you softblocked says from across the table, “me too”. you stare down at the pile of pineapple on your plate. “m-me too,” you choke out.

coming to this party was a terrible idea

buzzfeed.com
Oh... Shaq Thinks The World Is Flat
Maybe he can see something up there we can't?
By Christian Zamora

“It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. […] So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360 degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.” - Shaq

3… 2… 1… GO!

Make a to-do list
Write it down! You’ll know what you want to achieve, what you need to get done. That way you can work task by task and check things off.

  • Prioritize and break it down — larger tasks can be extremely overwhelming, so that shit break it down.
  • It’s easier to prioritize what to do now vs. later.
  • It makes it less daunting, more achievable and manageable. 
  • Avoid: Overwhelming yourself, don’t stress yourself out about all the things you need to get done. Just write it down and don’t think about it until you’re actually working on it.

Why do you want to do it
What’s the reason behind it? Use it as fuel to motivate you! It’s good to focus on the good feelings when you achieve something, how completing a task makes you feel!

  • What are you gaining from it?
  • Is it to get the grades you want or require?
  • Is it for a career you’re trying to get?
  • Give yourself a reason!
  • Avoid: Being unrealistic, feeling like you have to be perfect. You just work on being you!

Start with something small
If you’re feeling frozen, start with something small to get the ball rolling! 

  • Make your bed, have breakfast, check your emails!
  • You’ll feel like you’ve already accomplished something and it will give you the boost you need to kickstart on your major tasks!
  • Avoid: Getting caught up in all the little things, at some point you have to make the switch — priorities! 

Touch it once
Aim to at least touch each task on your list once!

  • Take 2 minutes to get started, who knows, once you’ve started you might end up finishing the entire thing!
  •  At least if you just start it, you’ve already gotten somewhere. 
  • If you keep doing that, you’ll eventually slowly progress each task!
  • Avoid: Only spending the minimum time on all tasks then thinking, ‘oh, I’ve touched each one, I can go have the rest of the day off’… NO! Go back and do it again, and try stick to one for awhile! But don’t forget to take breaks!

Have the correct mindset
Have you ever asked someone ‘how do you find the time to…’, well it’s all about utilizing the time you have.

  • Use your time in productive ways — listen to book whilst you shower, revise your notes while you catch up on your favourite tv shows!
  • Just do it — just start, once you’ve started you’re halfway there. Plus, you’ll thank yourself later!
  • Be easy on yourself — don’t feel bad about yourself, if you’ve procrastinated all day so what. Think of it as you needed some downtime for yourself. Go into tomorrow with goals you want to achieve and if you feel tempted to procrastinate, take a moment to think of why it’s important for you to get it done.
  • Make studying fun — treat yourself on your accomplishments, study in groups, listen to music, make your notes look fantastic, just whatever!
  • Be optimistic — instead of saying ‘I think and I hope’ say ‘I can and I will’.
  • Avoid: All negativity, you don’t need it. You know what you’re capable of so what’s stopping you? 

Analyze your lifestyle habits
Look at your lifestyle as a whole. The decisions you’re making can actually affect your productivity level.

  • Are you getting enough sleep? This is a MAJOR priority not matter what.
  • Try going to sleep earlier and wake up earlier — by getting a good nights sleep you’ll feel refreshed, motivated and like you’re ready to achieve more of your tasks.
  • The food you’re eating, water you’re drinking — is there enough nutrients to fuel your body? By fueling your body with good, healthy foods you’ll get good outcomes.
  • We need to fuel our bodies so we function properly, don’t become fatigued and are able to excrete all the toxins from our bodies. 
  • How can you expect your body to be productive for you if you’re not treating it well? Take care of yourself!
  • Avoid: Going to sleep late and straining your body. Don’t stay up late on social media, and I know you want to catch up on your fave tv shows but we all know how good sleep is!
friendly reminder

that re-posting someone’s artwork without their permission is not “helping them” or “showing your appreciation” it’s straight up theft. You are stealing. End of discussion. “Fair use” does not protect you. Crediting does not protect you or make you any less of a thief.

And if an artist comes to you and asks you to take it down and your first response is to be an utter prick and go on about what ~you~ are doing for ~them~ then go step on a lego you entitled little shit.


(feel free to translate this because this problem is with more than just English speakers)