this shit maKES ME FUCKING WEAK!!! LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES HE MANAGE TO STILL LOOK HOT AS FUCK AFTER BEING DEAD, HAVING HIS FACE CUT OFF, AND HAVING A SHIT TON OF STAPLES ON HIS FACE!!! SHOOK AS FUCK BITCH!!!
Dear John Wells, … this is three words of dialogue in a Michael Bay children’s action/comedy sequel in twenty-seven frames, and with a shit-ton of CGI over top of it. You respecting this talent so little that you wrote it out, and then shat on it every time that you gave yourself the chance, is why you lost “Shameless” viewers and why fans whom used to shout praise now want it to just end. You don’t know how to milk (When Unintentional Puns Are Fucking Painful) the goods you have. And, yes, we already know that you fuck up his comeback intentionally.
Off the bat, there’s the one obvious vulnerability in Freddy’s power: Aside from the occasional possession and mind control, the Springwood Slasher can’t really get you until you’re in a deep sleep. In the later films, the characters realize this and resort to an experimental, hard-to-fget drug called Hypnocil, which prevents sleepers from reaching their REM cycles. After all, how else could a bunch of suburban teenagers possibly drug themselves into a temporary void? By smoking a shit-ton of weed?
Well … yeah.
According to several studies and doctors, weed totally annihilates your REM sleep. This means that all a tormented teen needs to do to avoid the janitor claw is save up for some killer golden leaf. I’m talking Purple Kush shit, or failing that, some ditch Indica. Really, anything will do it – Durban Poison, Gorilla Glue #4, Alaskan Thunder Fuck – if you smoke enough, the legal and health risk of being blazed every evening is hardly comparable to getting turned into a screaming marionette or being eaten by your toaster or some bullshit. Had someone thought to toke up, this entire franchise would be Freddy practicing cackles in the echo-y loneliness of his netherworld boiler room.
I could be a spy! No Stiles you couldn’t
You and Stiles were human, sucks to be you right? Well I
mean you didn’t really want to be a werewolf to be honest so you weren’t
complaining. Stiles loved the research and sometimes you couldn’t lie you kind
of liked it too. The interesting part though, not the scrolling through creepy
forums but the sneaking into people’s homes, hacking peoples computers, that
kind of thing was very you. This is why Stiles and you would always make a
perfect team, he was willing to do the boring part and you would do the
‘possibly get arrested and definitely get into a shit ton of trouble’.
Although the endless teasing you and Stiles suffered due to
the amount of time you spent in his bedroom was a proper pain in the ass,
nevertheless it was harmless and they didn’t mean anything by it. In fact
Stiles would even make jokes about it, you occasionally hitting him on the back
of the head. You loved your best friend though and I mean yes you did have a
crush on him but you had a handle on it so it was okay. In fact being friends
with Stiles at times was more than enough.
It was one of those nights, you and Stiles were gathered
round his computer, him researching hard into some facts about some weapon he
had acquired, you picking off your nail polish praying it would get interesting
sometime soon because you were about to go from picking nails to picking your
own brain out. “Yeah this is it” Stiles
spoke pointing to the knife on the screen before reaching over to grab his
backpack. Rummaging his hand inside you watched his face drop as he couldn’t
find it. “What no!” Stiles panicked emptying the bag onto his desk, he
scattered through it before putting his head in his hands. “I left it at
school, in my locker to keep it safe Dammit we need it!” he exclaimed, watching
as your eyes lit up, now this would be a challenge.
“Stiles chill, this is gonna be so freaking awesome!” you
chuckled wrapping your jacket around yourself before opening his window. “It’s
easy we can break in!” you ordered jumping out of the window, him following
immediately. Stiles started up the jeep
seeing how excited you were and smiling before speaking. “You really love this
don’t you? I mean all this, the hands on part” he chuckled driving down the
pitch black road hoping that the jeep would make as little noise as possible.
“Yeah it’s so cool, it’s like a rush of adrenaline and I love it, wait, pull
here the cctv cameras will be on” you spoke tapping on the dashboard making
Stiles chuckle. You always had to be in control it was something that would
always make him chuckle, something he really loved about you. Waiting for you,
Stiles lead the way up behind the trees into the back of the lacrosse pitch,
dodging every camera and stumbling continuously. “Here let me” you whispered
stepping in front and doing a much better job of leading the way.
See you always came prepared to situations like this,
carrying in your pocket what looked like a nail set in a little pouch, but
instead was a flat head wrench as well as many other tools, although the flat
head wrench would really help as far as breaking in goes. Sliding the wrench
into one of the side doors on the old building, a clicking sound indicated you
were in. Creaking the door open slightly you and Stiles slipped through the
slim gap, before letting him in front to your dismay just so you could find his
locker. It didn’t take long to locate it even in the dark and although you were
filled with adrenaline part of you had a bad feeling. “C’mon Stiles we- “you stopped as a
flashlight shone your way. “Who’s there?” the familiar voice of the caretaker
spoke making you both jump. Grabbing
Stiles hand you pulled him down back through the school, thanking yourself that
you took note of the way in the dark. Sliding back through the gap Stiles
pushed the door shut as you both ran back to the jeep giggling.
You both hopped back in either side and burst out laughing,
stopping and ducking as you noticed a faint flashlight through the trees
although it disappeared as quick as it appeared. “That was so awesome” he
whispered looking down at the knife in hand. “Although I think I’m gonna stick
to the research side” he chuckled the moonlight reflecting on his face just so
that it highlighted all of his handsome features something you were just
beginning to appreciate. Taking a deep breath you leaned over and kissed him
lips softly before moving back to your seat and biting your nails unable to
look at him. Stiles just blinked a couple times before pulling you towards him and
locking lips once again. Seconds passed before you were pulled onto his lap,
making the horn blare and you both giggle and pull apart. “C’mon we need to go
before he comes back” you whispered climbing back off much more carefully this
time as Stiles started the engine.
Stiles placed his right hand on the wheel and began to drive
slowly his left hand found yours gently and intertwined his fingers with yours.
“I really like you y/n” he whispered squeezing your hand. “I really like you
too Stiles” you spoke squeezing his hand back.
Don’t even remember the last time I did a follow forever because I’m the laziest person alive tbh. But today I’VE REACHED 20K FOLLOWERS and I thought I should do something. Thank you guys, this is pretty amazing. I’ve been very busy with uni and I’m sorry for not being here as much as I used to.
Before anything let me make a little self promo: if you guys like Star Wars go check my multifandom @skywalkertrash / if you guys like A song of Ice and Fire follow me on @doreasand I reblog a shit ton of meta and analysis there. I’m also on twitter (ohdearhart) and on Instagram (danmartorelli).
My darlings from @thelumosquad are bolded / And some faves are italicized
hey guys! so I finally reached 1k recently and what better way to celebrate that than a follow forever :)) i know there are a shit ton of yall but I love everyone too much lol. thank you so much for following, it means the world to me x
15 days of fandom - day 1: favorite character: sTEP ASIDE, BOYS)) (i know, loving Maria isn’t quite original (damn, she’s errbody’s fave, cause how could she not be??! she’s the best obv.^^))
((i planned to do a li'l challenge for a long time & i suppose it sits well with my current ‘draw a shit-ton of tbol fanart on any occasion of a free time’ agenda. don’t think i’ll be able to turn up much more than a sketch-a-day, considering the srs stuff i need to do, but it should help me to be back into a proper drawing fit. so here we gooooo^^))